Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Todd and Lenny in “Of Mice and ‘Bags”


We live in a crazy world, my friends. A crazy world.

But no matter how silly it gets out there, you can always come here.

To HCwDB.

To marvel at Douchey Todd, he of the dress/shirt and awfultatts, and his lunkhead half-wit, Lenny.

All they want to do is “live off the hotts o’ the clubland.”

Yeah, it’s a pretty half-assed literary reference for early on a Tuesday. But what are ya gonna do. Your humble narrator’s in a grouchy-ass mood. Hollywood is filled with the stupid.

# posted by douchebag1
7:24 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Todd and Lenny. Pure genius, DB1.

7:39 am October, 18 DarkSock said...

I dunno; Hollywood tends to get everything exactly right. Examples:
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Anyone from the South is covered in a greasy sheen of sweat 24/7; we don’t have AC, y’know. Also, bad teeth and still lynchin’ an’ burnin’. Unless you’re black, then it’s “yassa, massah”.
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Anyone with slicked-back hair = villain. Duh.
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Movies, like life, always have happy endings.
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A pistol in the hand of a good guy has more lethal accuracy than machine guns in the hands of a dozen bad guys. Also: if you’re good, you only suffer flesh wounds in a gun-fight that stop bleeding on their own.
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If a movie with a unique idea becomes a hit, COPY IT. NOW. Spiderman was a hit? We need to buy the rights to DareDevil, STAT! Get Affleck on the phone, NOW.
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Yes, the inbred producer’s nephews that populate the creative mind that is HorryWood have it nailed, DB1. I think you’re wrong on this one.
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Not.

7:41 am October, 18 DarkSock said...

This looks like the wrap party for the 100th “Bang Bus” episode.

7:47 am October, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Don’t forget, DarkSock: A well-toned woman who is 22 years old, 5’6 and 125 pounds can kick the living shit out of three guys at once, all of whom are 6 foot and 300 pounds.

7:48 am October, 18 melvil_duchi said...

I will love him and pet him and name him Todd

7:50 am October, 18 Nostradouchus said...

When Gerald Depardieu isn’t pissing on planes, he ‘bagging around bottle blondes.

7:54 am October, 18 Geoffrey said...

from sparknotes

Lennie asks him to tell the story of their farm, and George begins, talking about how most men drift along, without any companions, but he and Lennie have one another. The noises of men in the woods come closer, and George tells Lennie to take off his hat and look across the river while he describes their farm. He tells Lennie about the rabbits, and promises that nobody will ever be mean to him again. “Le’s do it now,” Lennie says. “Le’s get that place now.” George agrees. He raises Carlson’s gun, which he has removed from his jacket, and shoots Lennie in the back of the head. As Lennie falls to the ground and becomes still, George tosses the gun away and sits down on the riverbank.

8:01 am October, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Marky Mark, Blutto, the Neolithic surfer, and the Daryl Hannah twins. We are on the outskirts of humanity’s wastebasket.

8:29 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Damn, Sammy Hagar really looks like crap now a days.

8:33 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

blond on the right apparently thought some gaudy walmart lingerie and no pants was going to catch her some hot man tonight. probably catch her some festering genital sores.

8:34 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss
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Ya gotta rectify the situation with fuccen Hollywood:
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Pick you “favorite” producer/whatever asshole is pissing you off and give him/her one of those. You’ll feel better all the way around.

8:42 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The ugly density is pushing the max in this pic. It’s like Leatherface’s butt nuggets asexually reproduced and evolved for a few generations to get what we have here. Can somebody get a flamethrower up in here stat?

8:45 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Curly’s wife was a slut. And what Dr. B said plus:
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8:49 am October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Hopefully, this group are the “victims” in the Baron Von Goolo‘s Halloween MacGillicutty Extravaganza Boofest Night of Gore and Blood Everywhere gimmick

9:17 am October, 18 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

“The rabbits, George, the rabbits…tell me about the rabbits.”
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.And the Bleeths I’m likely to strangle.

11:55 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I wonder if the Baron is one of those rare ones that can earn a good living by a few months of hard work and genius?

12:07 pm October, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Lenny’s girl looks like she’ll take care of him when he needs help all the time going number one and number two (he can make #1 most of the time right now).

Todd’s girl looks like she’ll take his wallet and kidney tonight to make the plane to Thailand so she can pay off her “sponsor.”

12:08 pm October, 18 tall guy said...

Bottle blonde? Jeebus, it looks like there’s been an ocean of bleach poured over her hair.

5:20 pm October, 18 creature said...

‘Cannery Bros’

6:15 pm October, 18 creature said...

no really, to get clean this group needs more bleach

9:02 pm October, 18 Anonymous said...

Gerard Depardont.

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