Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tongues Over Miami

I’m pretty sure there’s a knock knock joke that ends like this. Either that, or the one that ends “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”

# posted by douchebag1
9:25 am October, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Well there certainly are some prominent mamms in this joke.

9:30 am October, 20 Couch Ridden said...

She posted her girls alright. Dot Commaries

9:34 am October, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The bottle in this guy’s mouth has way too much homoerotic shit going on for me. I’m callin this guy out. Gaybag. But score points for the huge breastesess on her.

9:36 am October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s trying to wean him off cocks.

9:37 am October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Michelle Bachmann’s sister Clitoris try to fuck the gay away.

9:37 am October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Cucckold

9:39 am October, 20 Steve said...

I’ve found my vote for the weekly. I’m not calling gaybag simply cuz any guy would put a lot of other things in his mouth if it meant getting to motorboat/motorboard those mammaries.

9:51 am October, 20 Hurl Scheibe said...

There’s a two syllable word that most people in Miami will understand that best describes this picture –

Caca.

9:53 am October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Upon review, that is porn starlet and all around anal slut Belladonna from Biloxi, Mississippi. Dark Sock was going to take her to the prom but he ran his boat into her tar box.

10:01 am October, 20 Couch Ridden said...

He better not forget to cup the limes.

10:04 am October, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Gaybag and his hott friend. He’s teaching her the finer points of fellatio.

10:24 am October, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmmm nice big, sloppy tittays. Me likey.

11:03 am October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Knock, Knock (Her)
Who’s there? (Him)
That Corona bottle (Her)
That Corona bottle, who? (Him)
That Corona bottle is going up your ass, next (Her)
Okay (Him)

11:17 am October, 20 Claude Douchenbagger said...

knock knock!
who’s there?
tung…
tung who?
tung you for tissing me

11:20 am October, 20 Douchetastic Sam said...

She could suck my dick, but not him…no way dude.

CHESTICLES!

11:20 am October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Your self-appointed, unofficial comment’s thread ombudsman here. I have been remiss in performing my ombuds. Sorry.
.
1) As the country has fallen into a funk and possible irreversible decline, so have the douchebags and bleeths. Just as people in democracies get the kind of government they deserve, we also get the kinds of douchebags and bleeths.
2) Carson Palmer being traded to the Raiders is bigger news than Gaddafi (or however the fuc it’s spelled) being killed.
3) Women are being empowered – a good thing – at the expense of men – a bad thing. See above.
4) Huge saggy breasts distract most men from fat, flabby arms.
5) A guy would suck a symbolic dicc in order to fondle average big breasts on a sub-par bleeth, is a gaybag. Actually, this scenario could be used in one of the new Miller Lite commercials. “That’s the second unmanly thing you’ve done today.”

11:32 am October, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knockers.

12:22 pm October, 20 Stephanie said...

knock knock
who’s there?
mouth sores.

12:42 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

postyourfags.com

1:14 pm October, 20 Ameriga Vesdouchey said...

Knock knock
Whose there?
The grammar police. You’re under arrest. It’s who’s not whose.

2:36 pm October, 20 Claude Douchenbagger said...

The bottle just came out of the freezer and now his tung is stuck to the neck of the bottle

8:41 pm October, 20 Steve L. said...

the saliva of Miami residents can kill all known and unknown viruses and bacteria in the world. true story.

9:12 pm October, 20 Nostradouchus said...

I thought this was “Hot” Chicks with D-Bags, not Chubby Chicks with GayFags.

10:59 pm October, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

Endowed chicks with doodlehead bags.
Really.

3:11 pm October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

It ends with me reminiscing about how awesome Moons over My-Hammy is at 3am.

3:19 pm October, 24 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Sharing a phallus together…how sweet.

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