Wednesday, November 2, 2011

A Douchebag on Halloween Is Like The Sound of One Hand Clapping

A metaphysical query as we consider HCwDB of the Week winnerTommy Pak and Maria on Halloween.

Or, as the fool once asked the wise man: Is it douchey for the douche to dress douchey on the one day it isn’t douchey to dress like a douche?

# posted by douchebag1
7:07 am November, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

A metaphysical fart indeed.

7:09 am November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I assume the reason he is so red is that he already has a terminal case of venereal poison ivy.
.
I don’t know if she is supposed to Gothom’s second sexiest villainess, or just a chick who got on the wrong side of a silly string war with Oscar the Grouch and ended up putting both feet up his arse.

7:21 am November, 2 Deinodouchus said...

You can take the douche out of a douchey situation but you can’t take the douche out of the douche.

7:26 am November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Her farts squeak and smell like sperm.
.
This guy couldn’t be more full of himself. I’ll give him a D- . The only thing keeping him from being a total failure is he’s avoided the garish tatts we’ve come to know and loath

7:27 am November, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If you’re a douchebag, you’re a douchebag.
.
Unless you go thru a spiritual healing at the Alpaca Center for Love and Acceptance.

7:40 am November, 2 Wedgie said...

Yes.
Now ask me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

7:57 am November, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

At least this pimple on society’s ass brings his own doughnut cushion. When they’re all red like that it means the infection is at it peak.

8:03 am November, 2 kneejerk said...

I’d poison her ivy

8:07 am November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have a turgid red weed whacker and some white hot defoliator… tools that have been looking for a problem like this.

8:17 am November, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

It’s gonna take an ocean of Calamine lotion to get that Poison Ivy song outta my head now.

8:35 am November, 2 wonderdouche twin said...

Nobody dresses for Halloween in their actual work attire! That in itself makes him a douche!

8:56 am November, 2 DarkSock said...

This is a spectacle.
.
I fully approve of it. She makes me want to sing that Guns ‘n Roses song “Sweet Calomine”.

10:05 am November, 2 hermit said...

I like the one that goes, “Take me down to a very nice city.”

10:09 am November, 2 The Dude said...

I gotta eat my greens!

10:41 am November, 2 tall guy said...

Fuck a duck have a go at how bloody orange this idiot is.

11:14 am November, 2 creature said...

tanning bed UV rays have made bubbles on his torso
.
.
fucking the United Brotherhood of Nuclear Waste Custodians meembership has made the hair on her legs turn green

11:25 am November, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Holy Crap! He’s actually redder than HER HAIR!
How is that even possible?????

2:10 pm November, 2 creature said...

the poison is In her Vee!

2:26 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She looks like something I pulled out of my teeth after having a salad last week. He looks like he can’t step out of that Slim Jim that he was desperate to get into in the first place.

7:34 pm November, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

I think they’re pushing Christmas with those green and red ensembles, get-ups, outfits, you name it.

8:33 pm November, 2 Steve L. said...

i’d rather look at grass grow than look at this pic.



what?

9:00 pm November, 2 Nostradouchus said...

Hasselhoff bag looks like Hasselhoff.

9:05 pm November, 2 Stephanie said...

I don’t think they’re acting ironic for Halloween,this looks too well planned that they actually are douche bags.

5:58 am November, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

Poison Bleethy gets two thumbs up…
.
He makes the sound of a steroid needle puncturing an ass cheek.

Leave a Reply

What is 3 + 15 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)