Wednesday, November 2, 2011
A Douchebag on Halloween Is Like The Sound of One Hand Clapping
A metaphysical query as we consider HCwDB of the Week winnerTommy Pak and Maria on Halloween.
Or, as the fool once asked the wise man: Is it douchey for the douche to dress douchey on the one day it isn’t douchey to dress like a douche?
A metaphysical fart indeed.
I assume the reason he is so red is that he already has a terminal case of venereal poison ivy.
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I don’t know if she is supposed to Gothom’s second sexiest villainess, or just a chick who got on the wrong side of a silly string war with Oscar the Grouch and ended up putting both feet up his arse.
You can take the douche out of a douchey situation but you can’t take the douche out of the douche.
Her farts squeak and smell like sperm.
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This guy couldn’t be more full of himself. I’ll give him a D- . The only thing keeping him from being a total failure is he’s avoided the garish tatts we’ve come to know and loath
If you’re a douchebag, you’re a douchebag.
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Unless you go thru a spiritual healing at the Alpaca Center for Love and Acceptance.
Yes.
Now ask me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
At least this pimple on society’s ass brings his own doughnut cushion. When they’re all red like that it means the infection is at it peak.
I’d poison her ivy
I have a turgid red weed whacker and some white hot defoliator… tools that have been looking for a problem like this.
It’s gonna take an ocean of Calamine lotion to get that Poison Ivy song outta my head now.
Nobody dresses for Halloween in their actual work attire! That in itself makes him a douche!
This is a spectacle.
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I fully approve of it. She makes me want to sing that Guns ‘n Roses song “Sweet Calomine”.
I like the one that goes, “Take me down to a very nice city.”
I gotta eat my greens!
Fuck a duck have a go at how bloody orange this idiot is.
tanning bed UV rays have made bubbles on his torso
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fucking the United Brotherhood of Nuclear Waste Custodians meembership has made the hair on her legs turn green
Holy Crap! He’s actually redder than HER HAIR!
How is that even possible?????
the poison is In her Vee!
She looks like something I pulled out of my teeth after having a salad last week. He looks like he can’t step out of that Slim Jim that he was desperate to get into in the first place.
I think they’re pushing Christmas with those green and red ensembles, get-ups, outfits, you name it.
i’d rather look at grass grow than look at this pic.
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what?
Hasselhoff bag looks like Hasselhoff.
I don’t think they’re acting ironic for Halloween,this looks too well planned that they actually are douche bags.
Poison Bleethy gets two thumbs up…
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He makes the sound of a steroid needle puncturing an ass cheek.