Thursday, November 10, 2011

A Drunk Douchebag Points at Large Breasts

Sometimes I just gotta title these pics as literally as possible.

# posted by douchebag1
7:02 am November, 10 Jimmy Joyce said...

Time to shave. Time to shave the bollocks. What’s that? A mollyblister? A bollymister? I like the sound of that. Hello mister, hello molly, welcome to bolly! Ouchy. A bit touchy, aren’t you mister blister. Ah, mister blister, shouldn’t have kissed her, better to have missed her.
– Jimmy Joyce

7:03 am November, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

D’yoo…d’yooo know how hard it, how hard it ish t’f*ckin sell Chevieees these days? D’yoo? F*ckin d’yooo have ANY idea how f*ckin hard it is? Or…or…or how hard I am? Heeheeeheeeheeee. Ah heeheeheeheeheeheehee! SHIT! What? Oh yah. ‘N I’m sooo f*ckin good at it. I’yam. I f*ckin sell th’, th’, th’ shit outuv ’em. Yooooo have nice f*ckin tits.

7:06 am November, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Sad thing is, he’s not drunk. This is her differently gifted brother Billy.

7:15 am November, 10 CB Popped said...

Scrotato for one of the earliest FTW’s ever. LOL.

He does appear to be involved in some kind of conversation with himself.

“I yooshta shell Shaguars,,,”

She looks yummy.

7:18 am November, 10 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

There, but for the grace of god….goes me any night of the week.

I hope she doesn’t mind.
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God or Big-Boobed Beatrice.

7:21 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He’s about the yak all over the mammerson twins. Then comes the most difficult question in after hours sports: can she get them clean enough to be in motorboating condition, or is she sidelined for the evening? A tough call.

7:23 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

And I say definitely drunk. So drunk, he’s moved on to $8 bottled water in the hopes that he can sober up some. Not likely.

7:27 am November, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“A Drunk Douchebag Points at Large Fake Breasts on an Ugly Girl,” would be more literal IMHO.

7:31 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Unfortunate hairstyle, and wardrobe by k-mart… but not ugly IMHO.

7:33 am November, 10 Hurl Scheibe said...

What hairstyle? I only see Ginormous Boobies.

7:39 am November, 10 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Scrotato’s comment is godlike. I bow to thee, my lord!

Mizz Mammaries is luscious. Drunkass Douchetardus should be grovelling at her feet in terrifed awe.

7:49 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What kind of club lets in an oldster wearing a t-shirt anyway? I’d like to put this on my places to avoid list.

7:53 am November, 10 Douchial Webster said...

Aging pornstar Peter North really looks old without his hair dye.

8:07 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He’s drunk, she looks stone cold sober. I believe that is the Mayan eye of $$$

8:25 am November, 10 Wedgie said...

She has the Mayan Eye of About To Get Puked On.

8:35 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Iff puked on = true, then $$$ = $$$$

8:50 am November, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Governor Perry is hitting it pretty hard.

8:55 am November, 10 Danny said...

Looks like Jon Huntsman is blowing off some steam after the latest debate where he again wasnt asked any questions.

8:58 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

That girl has larger than average breasts, and that gentleman is intoxicated in a public area.
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She is about to find out how difficult it is to remove hot vomit froth from between and beneath her breast meat using scratchy cheap hand towels from a pee-stink bar toilet.

9:01 am November, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s not ugly at all. I would puke on her any day.

9:02 am November, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Just once I would like a drunk dude to point at my brain.

9:06 am November, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

And yeah she’s no uggo. DoucheyWallnuts wife must be a Victoria’s Secret model, dudes got some unreasonable standards. I do prefer my peens to be at least 8 inches or more though. It really is the only way to fly. In this case fly means doing it.

9:07 am November, 10 Xanadouche said...

Her face says – Yes, I have some spectacular tits but it will cost you dearly to see them.

His face says – I thought I had that premature ejaculation problem under control.

9:09 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nancy, If you get your brain bucket close enough to some guys crotch, I’m sure you can trick him into pointing at it.

9:19 am November, 10 jonezy said...

how many times is Titus going to get his show cancelled from Fox anyway?

9:23 am November, 10 Jimmy Joyce said...

Boobies not bobbies. Bobbies have bats, and bats are bad. That’s how you remember, Jimmy boy. I wonder whatever happened to Carmella? She had boobies not bobbies. Is she still with Johnny Foreskin? More like a five or six skin if you asked me. But haha, I did ask me! Thing looked like a pink sea cucumber.
– Jimmy Joyce

9:23 am November, 10 jonezy said...

I think Brett Ratner should do another remake, this one called “Pre Jack City” where this dude in the pic plays the Chris Rock character, gets addicted to boobies and Pre-ejacs on everyone. Ice T will play his same character, and his wife will play the boobs.

9:53 am November, 10 Douchie Spellcheck said...

Juggs. That is all.

10:05 am November, 10 tall guy said...

She has a semi-wholesome about her. I’m partial to that, especially if said type fucks like a champ. The, on the other hand, idiot has some crazy fucker eyes. From someone who’s been sober a day at a time for over 14 years, I’ve seen his particular wild-eyed glare on many and from a variety of cocknecks. I will state categorically that for our big-titted friend no good will come from his beastly society.

10:08 am November, 10 tall guy said...

…erm, proof read might include:
‘a semi-wholesome look about her’ and… ‘The idiot, on the other hand’
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Publishing

11:27 am November, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

With ridiculously large fakies like that, I’m going to take a wild guess and say she is somehow employeed in the adult entertainment industry.
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Guy in the background scratches his head wonders why he didn’t just stay home tonight.

12:12 pm November, 10 Wheezer said...

Boss, take it from a ‘baghunter who is incredibly literal: those boobies are awesome. We should all point at them. And lust for them.

1:04 pm November, 10 Douche Springsteen said...

I saw this guy at the bar a few nights ago. Not this guy in particular, but “this guy” all the same. He was sitting by himself drinking (Grey Goose, natch) and when a couple unescorted young ladies came in, he moved over to sit next to them and I overheard him talking in his slurred voice about how much ad space he sells for Clear Channel radio stations. I hate “this guy”.

1:05 pm November, 10 Douche Springsteen said...

P.S. I don’t think she’s ugly either, she has a sweet face and any girl who smuggles cantaloupes from the produce section under her striped shirt gets a big thumbs up from me.

1:54 pm November, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

‘Jesus Christ dad, stop pointing at my tits! This is the fourth time this week mom has made me get you from a bar. AND it’s only Monday. I have to work here ya know so stop embarrassing me!”

3:05 pm November, 10 Stephanie said...

A few more drinks later and he’s pointing at another man’s crotch. Dad,I told you to come home already,and stop bothering the waitresses at Jimmy’s.

4:09 pm November, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The charm and magic of Gary Busey.

5:07 pm November, 10 Nostradouchus said...

A tale of caution to those wanting to invite their secretary out: Make sure you put at least two wristbands on BEFORE your watch.

8:22 pm November, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

“FIRE BAD!”

11:54 pm November, 10 Whoop-di-douche said...

Big boobs elicit a finger erection, among other things.

4:25 am November, 11 CB Popped said...

I say her tremendous breasts are real,,,,bc shes not showing them off. Anymore pics of this Hottie?

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