Sunday, November 13, 2011

A Look Back at 1991: The Grieco Rises

In this clip, twenty years old now and introduced by Burt Reynolds’s hairpiece, the early markings of the modern douche plague can be seen. Growing in the form of the Unholy Grieco Virus.

But seriously, what is up with “Three Men and a Little Lady” getting a nom? Mermaids was robbed.

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8:26 am November, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I bet these guys never complained about the lack of pussy, except maybe Patrick Dempsey who married an old woman.

8:28 am November, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of Dempsey, why is he wearing a black George Washington hairdo wig?

8:40 am November, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

I wonder which one of these guys is still swimmin’ in tang. Can’t be Greico, he looks really bad now. Like a female to male tranny.

8:52 am November, 13 tall guy said...

Christian Slater looks awfully suspect. I’m talking about the gayness.

8:53 am November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hate that Slater guy. Why didn’t he go away with the rest of the 90210 crowd.
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Jopa is tolittle kids, what Hitler was to little Jews.
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@Nancy Dreuche. I never implied I was unhappily married. The wife is a good earner. I’m thinking of bumping her up to Capo. Bada Bing. Go Giants!

9:04 am November, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There are enough low-level groupie skanks out there who are willing to bump uglies with has-been, nobodies .
In Poo News, check out this video.
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http://www.doggiedoogame.com/video.html

9:36 am November, 13 tall guy said...

Maybe it’s just me, but before the frequent mentions of him on this site, I’d never heard of Richard Greico. In fact, I still couldn’t point him out in the clip. Also, Burt Reynolds? What’s the ruling on him? Douche or notta? I remember reading Semi-Tough by Dan Jenkins way back in the day. I vaguely recall that there was a fair bit of douchiness going on with the weightlifting & shit. Not that weightlifting is autodouche of itself. Or am I thinking of another novel I read at the time? But anyway…
Reynolds? Douche or notta?
Wool.

10:49 am November, 13 creature said...

meh….they’re a bit greasy, but, just came off the set of playing gangster jews & itays

10:51 am November, 13 creature said...

btw, where’s the HC boss?
…some sunday NFL cheerleader bonus pear…pls

11:28 am November, 13 tall guy said...

I need closure on the Reynolds query. I also need cheerleader pear.

1:25 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Fuccen Grieco. And any movie with Steve Guttenberg is suspect. That guy ain’t funny.
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RE; Burt Reynolds is the Fuccen Man, man
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Classic comedic actor . One of the all time greats. For proof watch “The End”, “Smokey and The Bandit”, “Semi Tough”, Deliverance” not to mention he was in Twilight Zone, Perry Mason, Gunsmoke and Alfred Hitchcocck episodes.
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He’s fucked (in thier prime): Sally Fields ( hot as hell) , Dinah Shore, Lorna Luft, Tammy Wynette, Miss America Tawny Little , huge titted Adrienne Barbeau and Loni Anderson.
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Smarmy yet cool. His Tonight Show appearances were Legendary.

1:36 pm November, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Agree with you Vin. Burt’s hairpiece got more pussy than the Rev Chad – or any of us – could hope for.

2:37 pm November, 13 tall guy said...

Cool. Burt’s okay. Gee, that’s quite an impressive bunch of notches on his belt as well. Wonder if it was “Gidget” era La Field… Even “The Flying Nun” would suffice. Loni Anderson: A pube’s hair width between bleeth and total babe.

4:34 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^I’m with you guys. I’d still fuck em all. And a NyQuil, turkey, scotch and doobie buzz creates great patterns while plastering. I think I have a young Barbie Benton above the back end of my bar.
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Roasters

5:02 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I went out with a chick Bonnie who looked liked Barbie Benton and as fate would have it I was already dating her best friend Jo-Anne. Of course I knew that because Bonnie was making sure I didn’t fuck around on Jo-Anne while she was in Florida. So Bonnie and I went to see a Freddie Fender concert that my dad was promoting at the local 4000 seat arena. Freddie Fender drank 24 Molson Light before he started his show and was drunk as fuck, ending Rev. Chad Senior’s concert promoting career. Or maybe it was that we only sold half the tickets. I told em we should have hired Dolly, but I was only 15 what the fuck did I know. I’ll tell ya what I know! I fingered Bonnie and broke her hymen that night in the dark panelled rec room while my parents drank away their financial losses with The Family Brown. Who the fuck are they you ask!. I don’t know but they were the opening act.
So I’m taking Bonnie’s pants off ready to ravage her unlubricated virgin pussy when my fucking retarded brother came home from playin video games at the arcade and ruined my fun.
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Bonnie became a public nurse and I never fucked her. Fuck life isn’t fair and the Giants lost. Sweet fcuk this is going to be a bad week.
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5:06 pm November, 13 tall guy said...

Punctuation check: ‘pubic hair’s width’

Possessive.

Kroeger! ‘Fair’ is delusional concept at best.
Also, Slater’s fucked.

10:49 pm November, 13 tall guy said...

I like Barbie Benton, too! tall guy Senior used to play Rainy Night In Georgia by Brook Benton on the cartridge player in his car. I’ve fond memories of getting a ride and listening to that song. Good times!

5:01 am November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Rev Chad, people say karma is a bitch but I say fuc that; synchronicity is the real bitch. Freddy Fender cock blocked you by getting shitfaced. Are there two any more unrelated events in this universe?

5:28 am November, 14 hermit said...

Lonnie Anderson’s mountainous breasts exuded confidence and tiny rivulets of apple butter.
Bert Reynolds almost banged Freddie Fender in the storeroom of a Greek resturaunt but when Freddie was called away on urgent business, it left Bert sprawled on the floor sobbing like a lovesick baboon with gum disease.

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