Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Band Promoter Douchebag Petey Is Not Really With The Band

Unfortunately for Barely Legal Bonnie, that epiphany will come tomorrow morning, when Petey’s necklace turns back into a cow’s ear.

Yikes. Count up DBP’s adouchrements and give credit for sheer variety of choadosity. Like the double ring on the third and fourth fingers. A massive real world ‘bag tag here.

And for the ladies to note, let Barely Legal Bonnie prove that size of mamm has no bearing on hottness of suckle thigh. She is KFC leg chomp butter biscuit gnaw.

# posted by douchebag1
3:06 pm November, 16 hermit said...

With a side of Cole saw.

3:12 pm November, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m kinda digging his toilet seat necklace bling.

3:26 pm November, 16 Vin Douchal said...

1 point Twenty-one Jigawatts, Marty
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3:48 pm November, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Somewhere….Keith Moon is weeping.
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…or maybe Jackson Browne.

4:01 pm November, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Loving the Spinner Theme Week!

4:38 pm November, 16 Justin said...

Now THAT is a douchebag!

4:42 pm November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Emoperor has no boobs. Get it.
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That’s humour, Son.

4:43 pm November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He stole my Jesus-sixed cocck ring.

4:45 pm November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The right arm which is our left, of course. seems to have an homage to either, Don Henley, Conan O’Brien, or George 43 on it.

4:49 pm November, 16 Southern Scrotic said...

How did he get that t-shirt so white?

5:00 pm November, 16 Douchble Helix said...

I call this one “3 Spinners”: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/3spinners.jpg/

5:01 pm November, 16 Douchble Helix said...

This is a little less cluttered… http://imageshack.us/f/64/3spinners.jpg/

5:09 pm November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice work DH.
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Anybody see this at the drive-in on acid 30 years ago.
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Buzzcats

5:18 pm November, 16 idfma said...

That’s a toilet seat/cock ring? I thought it was a pacifier.

5:30 pm November, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Holy shit! Did you see what The Rev said??!!!

5:44 pm November, 16 soy bomb said...

I don’t know much, but I do know this:
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Petey graduated high school in the bottom 3% of his class, with the qualifier that he actually graduated at all.

5:50 pm November, 16 Douche of Hazard said...

I really like what you’ve done there , Mr. Helix

6:46 pm November, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That’ either a tattoo of himself on his right forearm, or Tony Danza.
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Neither one was a stellar choice.

7:15 pm November, 16 tall guy said...

Double ring (third and fourth finger) is the clincher here. Good Lord what a silly adouchrement.

7:37 pm November, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Douchble Helix, this latest installment far surpasses anything you have done thus far. I can not wait to see what you have in store for us with those tranny quartasian pics. I’m sure they will be breathtaking.
@Rev, in a previous post you compared me to your crotchety old dog, that’s probably the nicest compliment you’ve ever given me. Thank you.

8:08 pm November, 16 Douche-douche said...

But all of them were deceived, in secret the Dork Lord Smegma made a master ring and gave it to his favorite lieutenant Anal Boy.

10:24 pm November, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Yes, ND, “breathtaking”. As in “Don’t hold your breath”.
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That’s the GregGiraldobag with spinner #3.

10:57 pm November, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Lots of ‘Bags get Ed Hardy tatts, but this assclown actually seems to have the words “Ed Hardy” tatted under his collar bone. I do enjoy the bizarre art on his arm…the dove ascending toward the commie Red Star is unique.

1:25 am November, 17 Nostradouchus said...

Their bellies were meant for each other…

5:02 am November, 17 troy tempest said...

A news item from the future:

It seems tattoos are how they are ranking workers. After the energy collapse in the late 20teens/early 2020s, there was a huge need for menial labour. The only way to socially separate the “slaves” from the rest were by their tatts. So all the men with tatts were put to work in the fields harvesting food. All the women with tatts were made love slaves to the men without tatts to go suck and fuck down under and either submit or chunder or they’d better hide they’d better take cover and OMG I’m turning into an 80s pop music jukebox kill me now….

5:56 am November, 17 Ferris said...

Tatooing “Ed Hardy” onto your chest is the equivalent of making snow angels in a puddle of Labrador Retriever diarrhea.

What I mean is, poo.

6:07 am November, 17 WillieHorton said...

There’s some kind of Commie star in that too… A Politbureau Tony Danza perhaps?

7:43 am November, 17 Anonymous said...

Bazooka Joe introduces Super Sized Ring Pop. Available in all 50 States. Chain and Douchebag not included.

10:18 am November, 17 CB Popped said...

Tks for that vid Vin.

10:29 am November, 17 DarkSock said...

He needs to use Gunk Engine Degreaser for conditioner.

9:54 pm November, 17 Guid is Good said...

I suspect Barely Legal Bonnie could still give you a couple of diseases not yet known to medical science.

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