Thursday, November 3, 2011

Bros Be Bangin’ Hard Yo (In Tony’s Living Room)

Bright Eyes Bonnie was poorly educated in the ways of Bro. Her taut bobble bobbs will soon be ignored while Tony, Franco and Zed go into the kitchen to do shots and talk about Michael Vick.

# posted by douchebag1
9:21 am November, 3 soy bomb said...

Theres’ a fine line between “bright eyes” and “crazy eyes”.

9:32 am November, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Dude, don’t let your sister practice her cosmotology school homework on your eyebrows. Makes you look like a douche,…. and a dacshund

9:35 am November, 3 soy bomb said...

I believe what we have here is another example of douche in stereo. That looks like his twin back there addressing his ear lice problem.

9:39 am November, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

http://www.killsbugsdead.com/home.asp#Roaches

9:44 am November, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Since we’re comparing Bleeths to celebrities today, she has a Maria Menounos vibe going.
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You may remember Maria from her fame catapulting Twat Slip At The Beach photo sensation.
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Wink-wink (double entendre intended)

9:45 am November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now that is the kind of girl you can walk around the house with planted on your hootchie hanger.

9:52 am November, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I have a sneaky suspicion she will be transformed into a set of chinese finger cuffs just as soon as the room they purchesed for 20 minutes opens up.

9:56 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Michael Vick is the guy who came up with that medicated rub you use when you’re sick right? Well at least these douchebags are expanding their topics of conversation to something other than football. I shall grant them a pass. And even though she is not wearing eyewear at the moment, I’m sure she scored a 1600 on her SATs and knows all the lines to “Who Is On First”. Stop judging books by their covers people. For shame.

10:02 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Seriously though, this is the set of “Really Shitty Gangbang 5”.

10:12 am November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Five minutes after introductions, the boys noticed her freakishly long right arm around Franco’s neck and fled like Apollo.

10:15 am November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Vin
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Your love song “Francine”, although not recognized yet to the public as a Gerolmo tune would be, put a smile on Mrs. Kroeger’s face this morning as she pouted about working too much and the girl’s don’t love her anymore and shit.
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When I saw that spark come to her eye the only words I could cough up were,”Get to work bitch! You owe me!”
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Users

10:20 am November, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

That smile is going to be wiped off her face shortly. And by that I mean by a swordfight.

10:22 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I lols when fratbags mistake obnoxious mounds of fat for muscle. Word to the wise kids: when you are selling used cars in 5 years, it will be helpful if you can fit in the car.

10:27 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They say the universe began with the softly vibrating susurration of the OM. They also say it will end with the grating ululation of Yo, Bra! So let it be written, so let pass me the bong.

10:34 am November, 3 tall guy said...

Her eyes have the look of a psychotic.

10:36 am November, 3 Vin Douchal said...

@ Rev
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Thanks for the love. I lust mightily for Francine. I’d still do her if she was a tranny.

10:41 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, twat slip is just one more reason to love the beach.

10:45 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those are some beautifully sculpted eyebrows. Her’s ain’t bad either.

10:57 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This girl reminds me of Champagne Katie, though maybe it’s just the dress.
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I will require that they both remove their respective dresses for a more accurate comparison, possibly involving some hands-on analysis.

10:57 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

More like invulving some hands-on analysis.

11:04 am November, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I like where she’s going with the double-barreled handgun thing. Aim higher so you get the brain stem. Kills ’em every time.

11:05 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Jacques, I see the resemblance. It is close except for the small fact that Champagne Katie is hott, (http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1999549/viewall) while Bonnie has the fixed glare of retarded lemur.

11:05 am November, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Bro, check it out. I just pulled your cocck ring out of my ear!”

11:07 am November, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Bro, check it out. After you two had the sword fight in my mouth, it sounds like the ocean.”

11:11 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jacques, hands on the hip/mini skirt pose, is a classic among the Bleething community. It should be considered a Bleeth hand gesture much like the Shocker is used by the douches. Speaking of The Shocker, its been awhile since I’ve seen one here, or had one done to me for that matter. What gives players?

11:14 am November, 3 UFO Destroyers said...

Jacques and Vin:

I get more of the Laura San Giacomo vibe. Although I’m a fan of both of your selections as well. Too bad for workplace web filters.

11:38 am November, 3 CB Popped said...

Brendan, Franco and Patrick is more like it.

God, she is corruptable.

11:49 am November, 3 creature said...

me thinks the ‘bangin’ will be triple pen & some ski polin’ promptly posted to “dormgirlpeencushions.com”

12:15 pm November, 3 Wheezer said...

Laura San Giacomo has wonderful boobies. Wonderful, I say!

1:28 pm November, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Are those some hybrid jorts / denim capris on the 30 degree hat tilt bro in back ? genius

And Nancy, I seen “Really Shitty Gang Bang 5” and have to give it a review of only ./. ./. ./. (three stiff dicks).

1:49 pm November, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Have you guys noticed how hot she is?

2:00 pm November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^ In a word: No

2:28 pm November, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Must be nice.

3:09 pm November, 3 Stephanie said...

This frat boy room smells like a fart and guys laughing like hyenas.

3:57 pm November, 3 fatness said...

I dunno. Bright Eyes Bonnie looks to be in about month 3 of papoose production.

6:41 pm November, 3 Nostradouchus said...

Those eyebrows…ghetto Wizard of Oz in da house!

1:18 am November, 4 Steve L. said...

the bros be banging each other hard alright.

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