Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Caption This Pic

When Season #3 of “The Walking Dead” failed to find viewership, network executives introduced a complex subplot involving energy drinks, cloth shredding gypsy moths, and a mutant groin virus that attacks the hypothalmus, leaving its victims in a state of perpetual primal “Woo,” only able to talk with a thick Long Island accent.

# posted by douchebag1
2:18 pm November, 9 Wheezer said...

I ♥ boobies.

2:26 pm November, 9 UFO Destroyers said...

In Goats We Trust?

2:28 pm November, 9 UFO Destroyers said...

Natural progression of the “Deep V” has jumped genders. All for it I say!

2:28 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

Bosom Buddies and Family Tie.

2:34 pm November, 9 UFO Destroyers said...

This would turn out to be the one and only night that the manager of the Chuck E Cheese in Newark would allow his party room to be rented by the graduating class of Hudson River Tool and Die Academy. After this episode, the manager realized that it wasn’t a name of a school, but what he knew the “people” to be (tools) and wished they would do (die). But it could have been worse; luckily he cancelled the Sandusky party–one adult, ten boys on Friday night.

2:35 pm November, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

(Dad to Mom): Where did we go wrong with her?

2:38 pm November, 9 tall guy said...

No Shirt Mc Sloges prefers Boobie Vest girl, while convent bleeth gone wrong awards No Shirt an impromptu groin shave with her black lacquered razor nails.
Bro in background gettin’ punchy.

2:40 pm November, 9 Wedgie said...

Welcome to the Tossed Salad Bar.

2:41 pm November, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Also is that Amy Reid? Those juggs seem familiar.

2:54 pm November, 9 Vin Douchal said...

I sold that muthafucka that shit, least he could do is lemme have some bitches

3:04 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

She has heart ons.

3:06 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

Nepos stickers are a bleeths best friend, well those and a Valtrex chaser. Woo!

3:07 pm November, 9 baffomet said...

I heart <3 mams

3:09 pm November, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Instant induction into the tit-tays HoF, I say!!!

3:13 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

^I second the nom as long as the F stands for Fake. Those are some nice fake ones.

3:24 pm November, 9 Leery said...

When Bekele attained his dream of immigrating to the USA from Eritrea, he was ready to devour the local culture with the enthusiasm expected of a brave young man coming to The New World.

Now that he has seen Newark on a Friday night; he is questioning it all….

3:28 pm November, 9 CB Popped said...

More of a Pear Man myself, but this is a fantastic breast (s) shot.

He’s paid to pose DB.

3:54 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

Q: Who won the Bleeth-Off?
A: I would say it was a tie.

3:56 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Capt JT, (Mom to Dad)Probably when we named her Yasmine.

3:58 pm November, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Any reason why, despite being squeezed through the neck of her shirt, her tits are still in different timezones?

4:08 pm November, 9 baffomet said...

Horray for boobies!!!

4:36 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boobies. And Nancy we like you better when you don’t dig up these others. And BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:01 pm November, 9 Wheezer said...

Ecstasy is awesommmmmeeeee……

5:30 pm November, 9 tall guy said...

“Hi, I’m George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.”

5:30 pm November, 9 Steve said...

No complaints here. I wish more chicks *that look like her* would wear nothing more than pasties on top. Hall of Hott for this broad.

6:35 pm November, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

That it one of the skankiest shirtless hoes I have ever seen. And by that I mean I have a boner.

6:40 pm November, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

“The Herpsters Have No Clothes.”

6:41 pm November, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

“One-and-a-Half Shirts.”

6:56 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like Herman Cain in the “likely not happening but Presidential run kerfuffels”. ( That is how ya spell kerfuffle in the Guam). Fuckers. ????????????????
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What? Like Abe above dancing the night fantastic while he dreams of pink unicorns and ham-handed sloths and the titty fucks the girls give him even if he knows he doesn’t like it and has a boil on his soul like a Joe Paterno. Abe spends all of his money as a patriot, a Zoloft State American clutching the tattered remains of what he’s been chewing on for four long years. maybe 20; the dream that his Pappy Melvin left him with right after he got back from the first Gulf War a few days before he found out his job wasn’t waiting for him when he got back. And neither was Mama. He always knew Mama was a no good whore, the type of whore that would leave him the second he was gone to fight in a war he believed in. The War. The War and it’s horror. Life and it’s few fragments we grasp on for hope whatever our inclined profession. Be we death merchants or savioirs we all have the right to dream of that impossible dream. The gnawing and scratching at years of over spending thinking that it will all be better tomorrow. Nits of Prairie Dog communes dug within the head which is our common beast. Blacks and whites and fags all complaining about human rights and shit, Man. I started my new journey towards the Truth today while my wife was being tagged by a Chinese made disposable speculum and the kids were being innocuklated with Mumbai fever medicine. The good new is the wife will live forever, the bad news is I have to be there.
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He dies clutching the only thing he ever wanted, the amulet from the Tiki Hut on that Brady bunch episode of periodic architectural wonderment that begat the Seventies, the most effervescent decade of a period, the tattered remains of the lottery ticket Barney Fife ripped up during a rare viewing of the Mothra in 1956 after Eisenhower licked Forrest Gumps boots. Dick Ebersoll would rage against a young patriot name Tom Petty as he double-handedly ended the Kurdish War of th 1700,s.
And the band gamedddddd as usual.

7:17 pm November, 9 hermit said...

¡¡¡¡¡All Ha¡£ the ₩othra!!!!

7:19 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That had nothing to do with captioning. Are we all so blind that this is not a place to ramble on or continue anti-semetic propaganda like this? Oy!
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7:26 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And this:
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9:23 pm November, 9 Nostradouchus said...

Where the fucc is her bottom half? Did she sell her shirt for a rock to smoke it off? If she ain’t fillin’ out those shorts with funbags like that, then she ain’t doin’ her job.

9:57 pm November, 9 Stephanie said...

If we take off our tops,maybe someone will buy us drinks.

5:06 am November, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In other news a young douche lost his vision in a tragic “motorboating” accident when shards of metal entered his eye sockets.

6:03 am November, 10 hermit said...

Do not be fooled! ₩othra®’s sting is no longer feared by the political elites. He lost all credibility after he was publicly castrated by Lassie on the set of Three’s Company. He’s become nothing more than a bearded lesbian butterfly.

6:09 am November, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m going to stare longingly at her tits.
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Then ask her politely if I can motorboat them.
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That is all.

8:46 am November, 10 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Look what 8 bucks gets you these days…

9:52 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“A Sale of Two Titties”

9:52 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“A Farewell to Bras”

9:53 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“Hearts of Dorkness”

9:54 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“To Pill A Mocking-Turd”

9:55 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“The Three Musky-Whores”

9:55 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“The Last Of The Ho’s Drinkin'”

9:55 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“The Hunch-Front of Notre Dame”

9:56 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“Huckleberry Tits”
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OK I didn’t try very hard with that one…

9:56 am November, 10 DarkSock said...

“Oliver Titty-Twist”

11:08 am November, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I hope to see this picture again for the golden globes Douchie.

12:58 pm November, 10 Tanath said...

boobie caption maybe?

7:14 pm November, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Charles in Charge…of Boobs

12:02 am November, 11 Whoop-di-douche said...

Winter is a cumin’ in, laude sing cuckoo, if it isn’t nekkid snowballs!

It’s always a fashion winner when the titty-nips and sunglasses are alike…a rare example of matched pairs in sparkly frosty white.

9:23 am November, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Those are really nice titties. I really like them.

1:38 pm November, 13 morty said...

Everyone in this picture is garbage.

6:33 pm November, 13 Tobacco Stain said...

Love the pasties. Almost makes up for the idiotic grinning dick licker in the middle.

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