Saturday, November 26, 2011

Comment of the Week: Anonymous

The everpresent Anonymous brings the one sentence historical quip in the “Would You Like to Buy Some Timeshare in Acapulco?” Thread and wins the coveted Thanksgiving HCwDB Comment of the Week:

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Her stare could make Khrushchev put his shoe back on.
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# posted by douchebag1
12:58 pm November, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Nice bod on this one. Her two buds are poo.

1:22 pm November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hot spinner. Looks handsomely vacuous as well. I’d like to lay a few hundred feet in her pooper. That would be a few hundred thrusts, Son.
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Gobblers

1:31 pm November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This chick is Fearless Freep approved. Yosemite Sam doesn’t agree with these two varmints.
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1:32 pm November, 26 creature said...

“Daddy, um, would you rather see me here, or like on Redtube?”

1:33 pm November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Damn old eyes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_BdpFlbfkw

1:58 pm November, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

The blondie is seductively succulent.
The douchetwins need to be chained to the rear bumper of an 18 wheeler and dragged down I-80 across the length of Nebraska.

2:08 pm November, 26 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her fake tits make a good argument for rebuilding the Berlin Wall.

2:53 pm November, 26 Wedgie said...

I like big fake titties. The bigger and fakier, the better. Thus, I am opposed to rebuilding the Berlin Wall. We need those raw materials to make more fake titties. Get your priorities straight, Sprocket.
Right choad is hover-handing that tasty morsel. Party foul.

3:04 pm November, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Now dancing on the main staaaage, lets give it up for Porsche (or Mercedes or whatever stupid fucking name she thinks makes her sound classy). She looks like a pro around a pole (stripper- and man- )

4:21 pm November, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

How did women get any attention pre fake boobies?
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And hover hand needs to be added to the list of douche gestures. All it is is posturing. Obviously they don’t know the girl well enough to touch her but they want it to look like they’ve totally tapped it. Well, if you had your penis inside of her recently whats so scary about touching her side for a photo op?

4:32 pm November, 26 Nostradouchus said...

‘Roids on the left, totally original tattoos on the right. Poor career moves all around.

5:29 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

Svetlana makes me svet.

5:31 pm November, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

Is that our old friend Donkey Douche? I’m 2 days into a bourbon bender with my brother so things are looking a bit fuzzy.

5:47 pm November, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Yo Wedgie,
I wouldn’t worry about Reverse Red Cap Choadboi. Something tells me Blonde Bionic Boobage feels about as sexually threatened by him as she would by her kid sister.

6:12 pm November, 26 YodaBag said...

She has legs exactly like I like them….

Feet on one end, pussy on the other.

6:46 pm November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Women got all kinds of attention before fake boobies. Ask Sharon Tate and Natalie Wood, to name a pair.
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Pectorals

7:11 pm November, 26 Wedgie said...

^Mansonite

7:25 pm November, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DW, exactly. I’m just wondering why women get them is all. Like what’s the point? It can’t be to impress guys like Wedgie, because really where’s the pay off there?

8:00 pm November, 26 fatness said...

Never had much use for ‘enhanced’ boobies. Always have been a connoisseur of the natural product, myself. There is little better in life than cozying up to the soft warmth of a nice pair of naturals at 3 AM.
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what?

8:09 pm November, 26 wonderdouche twin said...

@Nancy they want something to show their neighbors grandkids at the old home when they are 82. Look how perky my tits still are you want to touch them for a piece of candy? and the kids run off yelling cause the crazy lady asked them to touch her lumpy stomach. Same as the douchbags with their tats on their overbuilt arms, really what will they look like at 70? Hell Jack LaLanne didn’t look THAT great at the end and that guy was baddass his whole life! If he had gotten tats in his golden years they would have ended up pretty rough.

9:50 pm November, 26 stickdaddy said...

They want to DP her badly.
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Because they pine for the hidden friction of each other’s weenus through the wall of her grainy fart-box.

10:33 pm November, 26 Guid is Good said...

She is too short for her breasts.

11:25 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

Svetlana likes my svetty balls.

11:30 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

Svetlana’s breasts come with a local GPS for areolial circumnavigation.

11:37 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

Svetlana’s nipples are in a Lagrangian halo orbit around the L2 point between the mutual gravitational center between each breast and my svetsticles.

11:40 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

^L2 point around
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okay, my fingers were drawn by the Lagrangian thing into making me sound like an orbital artifact.

11:43 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

speaking of orbs…

2:31 am November, 27 tall guy said...

Further update on my first Thanksgiving party: viddles included a turkey the size of an Irish Wolf Hound, several stuffings & numerous salads featuring walnuts in their composition, pecan and pumpkin pies, ice cream, chantilly cream, fruit salad. The only thing missing: we didn’t fry up a mess’o’catfish. Isn’t that a traditional thing?

Allen’s Woody

6:16 am November, 27 CB Popped said...

This site is making me appreciate fake breasts.

Douchebag prototypes 1 +2.

6:40 am November, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Tall Guy,

Re; a mess’o’catfish. It depends on what part of the country your in.

7:07 am November, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, we fry up a mess of mule meat stuffed inside of horse meat, stuffed inside of a cow. It’s a delicacy in my part of the country.

7:28 am November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Tall Guy
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In Canada we go noodling for catfish (they are called barbute here by the quebeckers)in frozen sluiceways in the light of burning rubber tires and eat them raw in the cool glow of dioxins from the effluent of our once proud industrial base. I’m so hung over I bet I look like Nancy Dreuche’s loose, HPV infected anal fish.
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Warts

8:10 am November, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, you’re not really a morning person are you. Hey, use this current mindset and channel into some rants for me. The deadline is fast approaching. My Douchie isn’t gonna write itself.

8:15 am November, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

Thanks DB1.

I thought I’d come out of the anonymous category and claim responsibility for my Khrushchev comment.

Perhaps I should mock more often.

Looking forward to the Douchie awards.

10:30 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

I love the smell of thread-meme attempts in the morning…ergo:
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Her stare could make Khrushchev shit in his loafer and THEN put his shoe back on.

10:30 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make RevChad sober up and go to church.

10:31 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make Merlot turn into Black Cherry Kool-Aid.

10:31 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could grow hair on Paris Hilton’s pussy.

10:32 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make a fetus jizz its womb, thusly forming an evil retard in-utero inbred twin.
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What?

10:32 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make Baron Von Goolo post daily comments.

10:33 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could thaw Ann Coulter’s G-Spot.

10:34 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make a toothpaste and ass-hair casserole taste like Kobe Beef.

10:35 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make Suh nazi-stomp a burlap sack full of nuns holding kittens.
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Wait…he does that anyway.
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DAMMIT SAINTS GAME’S ON, FUCK ALL Y’ALL

10:37 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Nope, Saints play tomorrow night against the hapless New York ‘Ginas.
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Her stare could make Newt Gingrich start wiping.

10:38 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Her stare could make RevChad and Nancy D get a room.

10:42 am November, 27 tall guy said...

fake boobies aside for a mo, isn’t she (that gal up top surrounded by the two homosexuals) about 14 years old or something?

Anyway, my thank you note to Saturday’s host went out with yesterday’s mail and after having my Thanksgiving cherry popped I can honestly say its given me a feeling of wanting more. Kinda like how a girl once described her first sexual encounter to me. In writing this, I’m actually hoping that both Dreuche & Kroeger will reveal the more juicier details from the trauma of their defloration. Over to you, you two…

11:35 am November, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, I just updated my Facebook status from “In a relationship” with RevChad to “No fucking way” with RevChad. So you’ll have to get the deets from him. Unless he makes it up to me by doing me a solid and getting this Douchie business off my plate. I will tell you this, the whole Jesus sized cocck description is a bit of an exaggeration.

12:07 pm November, 27 tall guy said...

So Kroeger’s doing our homework? Excellent. By the way, here’s some rare-arse archival footage of young Kroeger (aka Richard) before transplanting from his native Millwood to Canada.

12:08 pm November, 27 tall guy said...

So Kroeger’s doing our homework? Excellent. By the way, here’s some rare-arse archival footage of young Kroeger (aka Richard) before transplanting from his native Millwood to Canada.

12:43 pm November, 27 creature said...

her stare could make Nancy Drueche post a humourous comment….er, on 2nd thought, probably not

12:44 pm November, 27 creature said...

her stare could make Rex Ryan stop eating donuts

12:45 pm November, 27 creature said...

her stare could denude the hair off bear scat

12:49 pm November, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Anton presents his ever impressive invisible porch beef. From the spread of his grip he’s sporting a fairly large slab of meat.
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Or cradling Lil’ Smokey.that’s just too shy to stick its head out. Either way short shorts and boobs make for a perfect Sunday.

12:54 pm November, 27 creature said...

her stare could give the Lincoln Memorial a boner

4:29 pm November, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

When you are this drunk and there are so many phunny phuckers out there and you phuckers no who u r, all you can say is boobies, pooch suckle and camel toe.

And Creature, the Washington Monument was a few minutes late to your warning.

4:42 pm November, 27 creature said...

this hott looks as if she rides a banana seat bicycle backwards!

4:44 pm November, 27 creature said...

Hurl Scheibe, Virginia lore rumours that George Washington had an oversized & painfully shaped whoopee wand!

4:46 pm November, 27 creature said...

…the monument is in tribute to Potomac poon that endured his lustful rages

4:47 pm November, 27 creature said...

…initial plans called for it to be painted blood red, but, but cool marble was the trend of the time

4:50 pm November, 27 creature said...

Janet Reno was known for late night drunken blitzes in attempt to straddle the legendary monolith

2:56 am November, 28 CB Popt said...

Woopie Wand, Reno straddling the monolith, lol.

6:41 am November, 28 Hurl Scheibe said...

It was also rumored to be made of wood. Like his dentures.

Medically Verified Fact.

11:22 am November, 28 jonezy said...

it’s hard to tell since he isn’t pointing at. his. abs.
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but isn’t that douche on the right Hall of Scrote Legend “the Crustacean”?
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can Wheezer confirm?

3:20 pm November, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

@ Darksock 10:32
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Awwwwwwwwwww!
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Yeah, prolly not, though.

10:03 pm November, 28 Stephanie said...

Her stare would make a dead man alive,jump out and bone her. Rim shot!

10:05 pm November, 28 Stephanie said...

Her stare would make a straight man bone those two monkeys next to her. Maybe not.

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