Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Doug is an Entrepeneur

You know that inheritance Doug got when Grandpa Al passed away back in 2009? It’s, like, totally going to start an epic label, bitch. Yellow wristdanna proves it.

Nadijka offers the holy heaving bosoms of Antioch, that the voices in my head tell me they cry and whimper to be held softly, like a stoic baby poodle uponst first breath.

# posted by douchebag1
2:29 pm November, 8 Wedgie said...

I just looked up “Tool” in the dictionary, and this guy’s picture was posted.

2:30 pm November, 8 creature said...

white rapperbag ‘DweebieJ’ with tasty tidbit in peach party dress

2:41 pm November, 8 Douche Springsteen said...

The guys from Suicidal Tendencies need to dole out an ass whipping to this wanksta for appropriating their under-brim hat motif. And the thumb ring as well, that might be the worst part of the picture, especially since it’s so close to Nadijka’s holy cleavite.

2:43 pm November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ivanka?

2:59 pm November, 8 Magnum Douch P.I. said...

yeah, I vanka see the goods under that dress. she is smokin.

3:03 pm November, 8 Magnum Douch P.I. said...

Its like this guy went shopping at Douches-R-Us and said, “6 lbs watch, wristdana, garish hat, d-tags, used rocker t-shirt, yup, I’ll take em all, and throw in some tribal tatts too” He gets a zero for douche originality.

3:06 pm November, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

She has a Kim K look about the face area. He has a Special K look about his whole area.

3:08 pm November, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Magnum PI, perhaps you would like to Trump her towers?

3:09 pm November, 8 Southern Scrotic said...

“Most Expensive First Date Hott”
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I think we have a winner.

3:36 pm November, 8 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Yikes! Finally a hott we can all get behind.
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.And by “get behind” I mean in front of her pert and perky breasties.
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….and her almost visible holy triangle of trim.
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3:38 pm November, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Reminds me of a young Axl Rose. Good, ’cause I’d feel bad hitting the real Axl in the head with a trash can, seeing as how he’s a fat old man now. I’ll feel fine about slamming this twit in the noggin with a galvanized steel, 55 gallon monster.

4:02 pm November, 8 Wedgie said...

^You forgot to mention that Chicago girls can pick it up when it’s full.
Which provides the answer to the question “Why Wedgie will never return to Illinois.”

4:33 pm November, 8 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Hmmmm, let’s analyze this specimen in detail, shall we?
Thumb ring on left hand…..rings on thumb and middle finger of right hand……all rings are big, ugly, cheap iron costume jewelry………..10 lb…….no, wait, 9 1/2 lb watch on left wrist, and the dial glows orange…..looks like a cheap green full tat on left arm, small cheap tat on upper right…………..faggoty yellow fabric wrapped around right wrist………..fake dogtags………..black/grey jeans…………t shirt has either an ugly tree design or someone had an explosive diarrhea event on his chest………bright yellow silly hat with douche messaging on bottom of tilted up rim………class 1 metrosexual facial hair carefully coiffed along the jawline and under the nose………..
Defcon 2 Douchebag, as best as I can tell. The only thing missing is a gallon of gasoline to douse him, and rather coincidentally I have a lit match with me at the moment!

4:35 pm November, 8 Eponymous Douche said...

Wha…? How? Why? When? How? Why? Oh Lord! Why?

5:51 pm November, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

If only the ten pound watch could accurately guide the hand its attached to, to the G-Spot.

6:09 pm November, 8 CB Popped said...

This gorgeous female is all natural,,,face, breasts, hair, etc.

She is friggin’ awesome and certainly HOH material, bikini not required.

Look for Tuffem Up records to explode in 2012.

6:15 pm November, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CB Popped, Tuffem Up Records is gonna be off the chain in 2012, or my name isn’t Nancy Dreuche.

6:54 pm November, 8 Stephanie said...

This guy’s watch could still not guide him to the G-spot even if someone moved his hand to a women’s G-spot.
Tuffem Up Records will have bad white guy rappers on it,I smell success.

6:59 pm November, 8 troy tempest said...

TUFFEM UP records is a techno/DJ shit banging fit puss noodle pud wak label from Australia. Their music sounds just like that.So her name is not Nadijka – it is Sheila.

They would sell frozen vomit bars to children if they could. Lord knows the “music” they purvey is no better.

7:56 pm November, 8 doucheywallnuts said...

Entrepreneur = Douchebag
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Nadijka looks like a blonde Kim Kardouchian.

8:55 pm November, 8 Douchey "Double Douche" Doucherson said...

Twice the thumbrings, twice the douche.

9:35 pm November, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Oh yes he is a gangsta! Skin so white its practically transparent, gangsta indeed. House of Pain Bag

12:18 am November, 9 Nostradouchus said...

At first glance, it looks like they’re holding a gel dildo.

12:34 am November, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

For a second there, I thought they were both holding onto a huge jelly dong.
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I really need to get Lasik.

12:35 am November, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I didn’t even see Nostradouchus’ post.
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I really need to quite drinking.

12:36 am November, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

…as much.

12:37 am November, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

…as when I binge to the point of blacking out and waking up wearing someone else’s soiled underwear.

12:38 am November, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

…and someone else’s soiled condom.

12:38 am November, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

…as a hat.

3:35 am November, 9 CB Popped said...

At first glance, I thought they were holding either a bong, or some other phallic shaped device….would make perfect sense.

^Dreuche,,,ok, lets see how Tuffem Up explodes, Yo.

But your attraction for DB’s in speedos worries me. 😉

6:22 am November, 9 CB Popped said...

Nadijka – some kind of West Coast – corn fed Midwest hybrid with Eastern European mixed bloodline –
has the natural facial features Kardouchian is trying to purchase.

I would totally miss the DB in this pic if it wasnt for that oversized, canary yellow brim.

7:17 am November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CB Popped, what? It was early, his junk was in my line of vision, I had an Advil the night before…it really doesn’t take much.

8:32 am November, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

The Holy Bosom of Antioch.

Even Brother Maynard is pleased.

8:43 am November, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I say shenanigans, this must be an old pic of Ivanka Trump.

9:00 am November, 9 tall guy said...

Thumb ring=autodouche. Never heard of TUFFEM UP records. If they’e Australian, and I’m not disputing it, that makes perfect sense. Fuck A-Grade douche of the highest order. This country is littered with ’em.

1:01 pm November, 9 Stephanie said...

Orange Jelly Dong Records has a better ring to it.

2:23 pm November, 9 Wheezer said...

Doung = “Entre-manure”

3:19 pm November, 9 CB Popped said...

Ok, my fears are allayed. Tks Dreuche.

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