Friday, November 4, 2011

Friday Haiku

Ladies Love Larry;
His shirt emblazoned with his taint,
Balls a’dangling!

A study in poor taste
his shirt and the girls’ outfits
‘Hookers with Stupid’

— idfma

triangle of poon
T-shirt of unholy taint
chlamydia burns

— SonnyChibaChoad

So Anne Coulter, Rick
Sanchez and Dana Perino
Walk into a bar…

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

For him, Viagra
For them, some Estrogen pills
Welcome to the Pharm.

— Wedgie

Forty Somethings;
Fake tits and stool softener
Occupy Vegas!

— Mandouchian Candidate

“look inside my chest,
there lies the beating heart of
a hermaphrodite”

— creature

The bleeths are so old
They were Sinatra groupies
Douchie, douchie, doo

— Doucheywallnuts

Friday Haiku sucks
Only regs haikus posted
Darksock has nepos

— lurker_douche

I pick funny ones
To adorn the front page, dude.
You’re the exception.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:48 am November, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not a Haiku, but I can’t resist a nod to Guy Faux day. I wish everyone in government appreciated that they could soon be sitting on 36 barrels of gunpowder
.
Remember, remember the 5th of November
Douchebags with Chicks who are hott
I see no reason why groin-shaving season
Shouldn’t be mocked a lot

6:49 am November, 4 idfma said...

Fake dog tags and cross
hangs between tits he wishes
were actually his

6:50 am November, 4 Anonymous said...

Nice pink undies shot on milf on left! He gonna have fun tonight……

6:50 am November, 4 Wedgie said...

That stupid tee shirt
Is as close as you’re getting
To bare boobs tonight

6:50 am November, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

old bleeths never die
just find bags to buy them drinks
larry needs glasses

6:51 am November, 4 Wedgie said...

Holy Triangle
Scoffs at his lame ’80’s shirt
“No pussy for you!”

6:52 am November, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hugo lets us know
There’s a softer side to him
And an inner slut

6:52 am November, 4 idfma said...

A study in poor taste
his shirt and the girls’ outfits
‘Hookers with Stupid’

6:55 am November, 4 Wedgie said...

What the Real Housewives
Of Mississippi look like
He’ll move to L.A.

6:58 am November, 4 Wedgie said...

Check me out, he says.
Their combined age: 100.
IQ’s too, Einstein.

7:06 am November, 4 SonnyChibaChoad said...

triangle of poon
T-shirt of unholy taint
chlamydia burns

7:07 am November, 4 saulgoode42 said...

Mr. Shiny Pants
Hires mother-daughter team
I count seven tits

7:10 am November, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

There’s a giant kid
With a magnifying glass…
Focus beam on him!

7:18 am November, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Shirt says PVT
That’s PapillomaVirus Tester
Those ain’t breasts, they’re warts!

7:25 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Post-revue at Birdcage
Shirt guy buys three drinks. Next act:
Seven Boobs Three Coccks

7:26 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lonely ladies need love
And money. What they steal from
Him will buy hormones.

7:28 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So Anne Coulter, Rick
Sanchez and Dana Perino
Walk into a bar…

7:29 am November, 4 Douchble Helix said...

With them at the bar
Who’s finding cures for cancer
In the labora

7:29 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shiny jeans allow
Burt to escape the clutches
Of cock ladies lust.

7:32 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kenny Youngman is
So Cal’s worst comedian.
“Take my trannies, please.”

7:33 am November, 4 Wedgie said...

For him, Viagra
For them, some Estrogen pills
Welcome to the Pharm.

7:34 am November, 4 creature said...

boobs window dressing
Larry misses point once again
hot pink triangle

7:35 am November, 4 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Forty Somethings;
Fake tits and stool softener
Occupy Vegas!

7:40 am November, 4 creature said...

thinks he’s a breast man
evidence is contrary
likes to hog wallow

7:42 am November, 4 creature said...

“yep, like ’em in pairs”
Larry boasts to broads at bar
as he scores two sows

7:44 am November, 4 creature said...

“look inside my chest,
there lies the beating heart of
a hermaphrodite”

7:47 am November, 4 johnny applesack said...

Yuk-it-up, asshole
P,V,T stands for “Pervert”
Aged hookers smile

7:48 am November, 4 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Metamucil Bombs
Make this guy seem less creepy
And these chicks less gross.

7:53 am November, 4 johnny applesack said...

Mamograms save lives
Pink ribbon, wait, triangle
Punch face for the cure

7:58 am November, 4 creature said...

Boubon Street sideshow
two hookers long in the tooth
roll Larry for coke

8:08 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lower right corner
gives appropriate look to
Fake Boobs for Men club.

8:11 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Nasty rotten crotch
on left is tasked with making
cheese and wine for group.

8:14 am November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nice cheap knock off there
He paid 50 bucks for a
Vivienne Westwon’t

8:15 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Larry barely got
to club. He kept trying to
fondle own fake boobs.

8:16 am November, 4 Hong Kong Douchey said...

Teutonic “females”
Vill make you talk macht schnell
Prepare ze chamber

8:17 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

P, V, and T work
for describing ideal gas.
Here means epic fail.
.
.
.
.
Just a little bad geek humor. Sorry.

8:21 am November, 4 Douche Springsteen said...

Steve Jones’ boobie shirt
funny on Bill Grundy’s show
looks lame on Larry

8:27 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Adopted son Larry
reunites mom and sis at
same strip club again.

8:39 am November, 4 Tankapotamus said...

Pink valley of herp
Grigio portrays his douche
Shirt tits in the end

8:42 am November, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Left blonde’s asshole is
Already on fire from
The syph he gave her

8:42 am November, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

The bleeths are so old
They were Sinatra groupies
Douchie, douchie, doo

8:48 am November, 4 Troy Tempest said...

boobies on a boob:
what he wants he cannot get:
silicone free boobs.

9:09 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Larry hired Sally
who said she also plays with Lurline
“…But that’s $250 each”

9:45 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Nine circles of Hell
just grew by one
move over Lucifer
and let Larry take over

9:48 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Larry’s new strategy:
failure hastens failure
implemented immediately

9:53 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Larry’s business model:
As Larry continues
was how Larry started.
Doomed from day one.
This revolution doesn’t need to be advertised…

9:58 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Larry HAS come this far to be ordinary
It swirls around his glass of Passion Pulp
A life less ordinary for me
please.

10:03 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Larry whispered to Sally
“how long before this gets boring?”
“Sin and you shall be damned” she answered.
Larry quipped, “Remember, money has a voice…”

10:27 am November, 4 tall guy said...

Doctor: “I’m sorry, but our tests show you have been infected with a rare strain of Grieco Virus.
Larry: “Oh my God! Is there a cure?”
Doctor: “Sadly, no.”

10:31 am November, 4 lurker_douche said...

Friday Haiku sucks
Only regs haikus posted
Darksock has nepos

11:01 am November, 4 DarkSock said...

@ lurker_douche:

Dammit Nancy D
Stop your complaining, woman.
Shit, I’m late today…

11:16 am November, 4 Ferris said...

Someone please explain
to Tall Guy the concept of
a fucking haiku.

11:30 am November, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You just freestyle your bad self, Tall One. Don’t let the man, or Nancy, tell you how Haiku.

11:31 am November, 4 Colossus of Choads said...

lurker douche is right.

None of my HILARIOUS witticisms make it under the facist Darksock junta.

11:36 am November, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I just assume my wit is over the heads of the hoi polloi

12:11 pm November, 4 lurker_douche said...

Must have touched a nerve
It’s time to leave mom’s basement
DarkSock FTW!

4:31 pm November, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DarkSock, twasnt me old chum. I’m pretty gay at haikus. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

9:49 pm November, 4 Steve L. said...

i think. therefore i
abstain from this haiku. not
much to say. um yeah.

9:50 pm November, 4 Steve L. said...

that being said, some
nice legs and boobage in this
typical photo.

1:18 am November, 5 Nostradouchus said...

Lingerie surprise,
Under the sweet, black panties,
There lies a penis.

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