Friday, November 11, 2011

Friday Haiku

For her big ol’ rack
I would bail on Moose as well;
“Clean-up on Aisle Boobs…”

A Your Mom Necklace
Hovering over those boobs
Means Gogurt target.

— Mandouchian Candidate

I, too, am sorry
Sorry I can see your face
Moose Diesel’s boyfriend.

— Wedgie

No worries; he’ll be
swilling “Moose Diesel” later
with other broheims

— Wheezer

Her boobs are so hot
They can fog up the glasses
On douchebag’s shirt

— ehcuodouche

A “Your Mom” necklace?
Who wants to think of their mom
When making yogurt?

— Mr. Scrotato Head

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:55 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Librarian Spears,
a “Toxicmoron” who made
me hack phlegm fatale.

6:56 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

It’s Veterans Day…..
she will need a new mattress
after his grease hits it.

6:59 am November, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

A Your Mom Necklace
Hovering overthose boobs;
Means Gogurt target.

6:59 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Pic to haunt her kids:
“Your Mom” clubbed it up nightly
with greasy choadwanks

7:00 am November, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Kind of a tight shirt,
I bet it didn’t fit her
before enhancement.

7:01 am November, 11 Gaaah! said...

They’re fake!!

The glasses, I mean. Even at an angle, they don’t distort the face behind, they’re either empty or plain glass. Chosen for colour-matching.

The guy is clearly fake, too. Probably carved out of silicone and painted.

7:02 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

The rare-ass “HAZE” cup
barely makes pic, wishes for
self, douche to be cropped.

7:02 am November, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Choad Wank Tractor Beam
Sucks in Hot Chick with Big Rack
And Small Self Esteem.

7:03 am November, 11 Wedgie said...

I, too, am sorry
Sorry I can see your face
Moose Diesel’s boyfriend.

7:05 am November, 11 Wedgie said...

For this, thousands died
Protecting all our freedoms
Grandpa Wedgie weeps

7:05 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

No worries; he’ll be
swilling “Moose Diesel” later
with other broheims

7:07 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

GI’s storm Vegas;
nightclubs closed, ‘bags deported…..
salute armed forces!

7:10 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Soon-to-be ex-Yank
Jorge Posada smells poo?
Last minute douchin’…..

7:12 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Fed’ral employees
off work today; that’s why I’m here.
But I earn my pay.

7:14 am November, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Turquoise Girl’s “your mom”
Get it? She’s gonna guilt you
For using her boobs

7:14 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

WordPress clock is off
by at least 15 minutes;
Moose’s fame is long gone.

7:16 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

WordPress clock is off
by at least 15 minutes;
Moose’s fame long gone.
.
(Took out ‘is’ – I whiffed;
too long without haiku, so
I am a bit off.)

7:20 am November, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

A sordid club scene:
Moose’s forgetful friend smirks
Blondie needs lenses

7:21 am November, 11 jonezy said...

look at them frames!
(frames means boobs by the way)
did you see her boobs?

7:22 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Yasin loves U.S.;
sees faces, but still confused
by term “camel toe.”

7:23 am November, 11 jonezy said...

seriously though.
did you see the rack on her?
thems some big boobies.

7:23 am November, 11 FoghornLeghorn said...

That girl has severe
mammary hyperplasia.
Way more fun than Moose.

7:25 am November, 11 jonezy said...

I had no idea
Jessi Spano was dating
A C Slater again.

7:26 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Oh hell, this shit’s real;
but personality and
shirt still generic.

7:27 am November, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Other hott chicks’s boobs
Just go to ten. Not hers. They
Go to eleven.

7:28 am November, 11 ehcuodouche said...

Her boobs are so hot
They can fog up the glasses
On douchebag’s shirt

7:30 am November, 11 FoghornLeghorn said...

New research reveals
mammary stem cell transplants
lead to vision loss.

7:32 am November, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

A “Your Mom” necklace?
Who wan’t to think of their mom
When making yogurt?

7:33 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Specs enhance vision,
not vacant stares; they wait for
clarification.

7:35 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Pic to haunt her kids:
“Your Mom” partied with scrotestains!
“That’s not Dad, is it?”

7:36 am November, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Herb may be sorry
He missed Moose’s big event
But Moose Diesel ain’t!

7:36 am November, 11 hermit said...

Birthday gift a drag.
All he got was this dumb shirt.
Rocky got anal.

7:37 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

“Your Mom” wore some hair
extensions; can’t remember
natural color.

7:38 am November, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Blue Lenseless glasses
Pink bra and white panty poke
My wrist says “No Mas!”

7:49 am November, 11 Anthony LaBaglia said...

D-Doin’ your mom,
D-D-D-Doin’ your mom-
I’m doin’ your mom

7:58 am November, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Scrotato 7:27–Hurr hurr, i see what you did there.
.
Your Mom’s on the phone
she says get your tramp ass home
it’s a school night, Beth!

7:59 am November, 11 Anonymous said...

Diesel Grease Guido
macks on p2p hottie
Which one’s the RealDoll?

8:01 am November, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

I don’t know this ‘Moose’
but if these turds are his friends
I don’t think I should.

8:02 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veterans Day chick
I’d give her my bagpipe and
21 gun salute.

8:04 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d storm her Juno
Beach with my flesh rifle and
Liberate her puss.

8:06 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d pin a poppy
On her tits. Cock poppy go
Bang, Bang, squirt, sorry.

8:07 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boob are made for
Banging and that’s just what I’d do.
Giggity goo-goo.

8:11 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She says no quarter.
I’d give her twenty bucks to
Grab her boobs and run.

8:13 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blue girl always smiles.
Daddy’s little girl seen more cocck
Ends than weekends.

8:22 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Faith Hill’s kid sister,
Charity, hopes to have kids;
sibs dislike dad choice.

8:23 am November, 11 ehcuodouche said...

I wonder what his
Car runs on: raw douchebag grease
or Moose’s diesel

8:26 am November, 11 ehcuodouche said...

His twitter feed – visit if you dare

http://twitter.com/#!/MooseDiesel81/statuses/54297521303994368

8:37 am November, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

Ordinary poo
Is not an inspiration
For Friday Haiku

8:38 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boobie Barbie Girl
Doesn’t like Stephanie. Burp.
Dark Sock has nepos.

8:48 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

It’s haiku 50!
That’s what she paid for her specs,
but in bucks, not sense.

8:49 am November, 11 Wheezer said...

Yeah yeah, I can count –
50 posts, not all haiku.
Sue me, ya hatters!

9:14 am November, 11 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Your mom was a ho
Your dad a complete douchebag
Your future is nil

9:22 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I found Moose Diesel
He is the new hot body?
Of Mariah. Moooooooooooooooooooooo!

9:39 am November, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Fuckety fuck fuck
Where are the hot Quartasians
With natural tits?

10:03 am November, 11 tall guy said...

Fake boobies’n’frames ensemble
Rained on Moose Diesel’s birthday
Winter comes early

10:06 am November, 11 tall guy said...

Social season event
But Moose offers new deal
Savings and loans

10:11 am November, 11 tall guy said...

Hazing Time nightclub
All you can eat Your Moms
‘Tis the season

1:15 pm November, 11 CB Popped said...

My Haikus suck but,
Im just here to hunt the bags,
I love Showerpear.

1:47 pm November, 11 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Fake no-lens glasses.
Add to that perfect fake boobs.
All fake, still looks great.

7:16 pm November, 11 Nostradouchus said...

My friend Jon Legend,
Got the MJ skin treatment,
Conrad Murray lives!

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