Friday, November 11, 2011
Friday Haiku
For her big ol’ rack
I would bail on Moose as well;
“Clean-up on Aisle Boobs…”
A Your Mom Necklace
Hovering over those boobs
Means Gogurt target.
— Mandouchian Candidate
I, too, am sorry
Sorry I can see your face
Moose Diesel’s boyfriend.
— Wedgie
No worries; he’ll be
swilling “Moose Diesel” later
with other broheims
— Wheezer
Her boobs are so hot
They can fog up the glasses
On douchebag’s shirt
— ehcuodouche
A “Your Mom” necklace?
Who wants to think of their mom
When making yogurt?
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Librarian Spears,
a “Toxicmoron” who made
me hack phlegm fatale.
It’s Veterans Day…..
she will need a new mattress
after his grease hits it.
A Your Mom Necklace
Hovering overthose boobs;
Means Gogurt target.
Pic to haunt her kids:
“Your Mom” clubbed it up nightly
with greasy choadwanks
Kind of a tight shirt,
I bet it didn’t fit her
before enhancement.
They’re fake!!
The glasses, I mean. Even at an angle, they don’t distort the face behind, they’re either empty or plain glass. Chosen for colour-matching.
The guy is clearly fake, too. Probably carved out of silicone and painted.
The rare-ass “HAZE” cup
barely makes pic, wishes for
self, douche to be cropped.
Choad Wank Tractor Beam
Sucks in Hot Chick with Big Rack
And Small Self Esteem.
I, too, am sorry
Sorry I can see your face
Moose Diesel’s boyfriend.
For this, thousands died
Protecting all our freedoms
Grandpa Wedgie weeps
No worries; he’ll be
swilling “Moose Diesel” later
with other broheims
GI’s storm Vegas;
nightclubs closed, ‘bags deported…..
salute armed forces!
Soon-to-be ex-Yank
Jorge Posada smells poo?
Last minute douchin’…..
Fed’ral employees
off work today; that’s why I’m here.
But I earn my pay.
Turquoise Girl’s “your mom”
Get it? She’s gonna guilt you
For using her boobs
WordPress clock is off
by at least 15 minutes;
Moose’s fame is long gone.
WordPress clock is off
by at least 15 minutes;
Moose’s fame long gone.
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(Took out ‘is’ – I whiffed;
too long without haiku, so
I am a bit off.)
A sordid club scene:
Moose’s forgetful friend smirks
Blondie needs lenses
look at them frames!
(frames means boobs by the way)
did you see her boobs?
Yasin loves U.S.;
sees faces, but still confused
by term “camel toe.”
seriously though.
did you see the rack on her?
thems some big boobies.
That girl has severe
mammary hyperplasia.
Way more fun than Moose.
I had no idea
Jessi Spano was dating
A C Slater again.
Oh hell, this shit’s real;
but personality and
shirt still generic.
Other hott chicks’s boobs
Just go to ten. Not hers. They
Go to eleven.
Her boobs are so hot
They can fog up the glasses
On douchebag’s shirt
New research reveals
mammary stem cell transplants
lead to vision loss.
A “Your Mom” necklace?
Who wan’t to think of their mom
When making yogurt?
Specs enhance vision,
not vacant stares; they wait for
clarification.
Pic to haunt her kids:
“Your Mom” partied with scrotestains!
“That’s not Dad, is it?”
Herb may be sorry
He missed Moose’s big event
But Moose Diesel ain’t!
Birthday gift a drag.
All he got was this dumb shirt.
Rocky got anal.
“Your Mom” wore some hair
extensions; can’t remember
natural color.
Blue Lenseless glasses
Pink bra and white panty poke
My wrist says “No Mas!”
D-Doin’ your mom,
D-D-D-Doin’ your mom-
I’m doin’ your mom
@ Scrotato 7:27–Hurr hurr, i see what you did there.
.
Your Mom’s on the phone
she says get your tramp ass home
it’s a school night, Beth!
Diesel Grease Guido
macks on p2p hottie
Which one’s the RealDoll?
I don’t know this ‘Moose’
but if these turds are his friends
I don’t think I should.
Veterans Day chick
I’d give her my bagpipe and
21 gun salute.
I’d storm her Juno
Beach with my flesh rifle and
Liberate her puss.
I’d pin a poppy
On her tits. Cock poppy go
Bang, Bang, squirt, sorry.
Her boob are made for
Banging and that’s just what I’d do.
Giggity goo-goo.
She says no quarter.
I’d give her twenty bucks to
Grab her boobs and run.
Blue girl always smiles.
Daddy’s little girl seen more cocck
Ends than weekends.
Faith Hill’s kid sister,
Charity, hopes to have kids;
sibs dislike dad choice.
I wonder what his
Car runs on: raw douchebag grease
or Moose’s diesel
His twitter feed – visit if you dare
http://twitter.com/#!/MooseDiesel81/statuses/54297521303994368
Ordinary poo
Is not an inspiration
For Friday Haiku
Boobie Barbie Girl
Doesn’t like Stephanie. Burp.
Dark Sock has nepos.
It’s haiku 50!
That’s what she paid for her specs,
but in bucks, not sense.
Yeah yeah, I can count –
50 posts, not all haiku.
Sue me, ya hatters!
Your mom was a ho
Your dad a complete douchebag
Your future is nil
I found Moose Diesel
He is the new hot body?
Of Mariah. Moooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fuckety fuck fuck
Where are the hot Quartasians
With natural tits?
Fake boobies’n’frames ensemble
Rained on Moose Diesel’s birthday
Winter comes early
Social season event
But Moose offers new deal
Savings and loans
Hazing Time nightclub
All you can eat Your Moms
‘Tis the season
My Haikus suck but,
Im just here to hunt the bags,
I love Showerpear.
Fake no-lens glasses.
Add to that perfect fake boobs.
All fake, still looks great.
My friend Jon Legend,
Got the MJ skin treatment,
Conrad Murray lives!