Friday, November 18, 2011

Friday Haiku

Kate fights the Power;
But Bruce and Jeff just want to
Occupy Ball-Meat.

Spelling “blood” with hands
Is from Compton, Sir Lilly-White
Not Danville, you douche

— saulgoode42


Nancy Dreuche poses
With brothers Emo and
Emo. Uterus sags.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Tommy pays the price
For fingering the goth skank.
Yeast infected hands.

— hermit

Twi-tards get in line
early for latest Twilight
trash. All on Team Douche.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

You have Beiber hair,
and flash gang signs, but the
A/V club is lame

— Ferris

Nepos nepos nep
Nepos nepos nepos *nep*
Nepos nepos nep

— Nancy Dreuche

We’re misunderstood!
‘Cuz we’re deep, and dark, and hurt
Black is the new blah.

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Pixies cover band.
Backstage yields sanctuary.
Thrown beer bottles hurt.

— Baron Von Goolo

“Dad! Christmas portraits
are cheesy!”, whines the spawn of
Baron Von Goolo

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:53 am November, 18 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Sphincter boys gesture
Their way into douchebag hell
Smoky Kate approves

6:53 am November, 18 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Huh, huh huh, huh huh
huh, like, uh he said “ball meat”
yea she’ll meet my balls

6:59 am November, 18 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Stupid hipsters are
Beavis and Butthead’s new fans
Cornholio weeps

7:01 am November, 18 Wedgie said...

Is the middle guy
spelling out “poop” to himself?
Good grammar, Emo.

7:03 am November, 18 saulgoode42 said...

Spelling “blood” with hands
Is from Compton, Sir Lilly-White
Not Danville, you douche

7:03 am November, 18 Wedgie said...

Not what Walt Disney
Had in mind when making “Sor-
cerer’s Apprentice”

7:06 am November, 18 saulgoode42 said...

Snooki goes Gothic
Travis decides he’s gangster
Frank points who to shoot

7:07 am November, 18 Wedgie said...

The guy on the right
At least gets props for “truth in
advertising” shirt

7:07 am November, 18 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Not sure if I like
The brand new gritty reboot
of Punky Brewster

7:11 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Physicists locate
Rare Higgs-Bozo Particles
Einstein shits his grave.

7:11 am November, 18 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Twenty-five percent
right. I don’t see a Manchu
Only an F. U.

7:11 am November, 18 Colossus of Choads said...

Mr Irony,
plays synth in the tribute band,
“Bjork (with fat arms)”.

7:12 am November, 18 Wedgie said...

Ed Van Halen’s wife
Was quite the wild thing back then
You go, Valerie.

7:13 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I said I wanted
The White Stripes. Not the Ass Wipes
You, you, Cocksuckers.

7:15 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With Bells Palsy and
Severe arthritis. Middle dude’s
Just happy to gig.

7:15 am November, 18 Colossus of Choads said...

Ironic dressers,
don’t believe in anything,
eh Cornholio?

7:17 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drummer has figured
His finger positions to
Play with seven sticks.

7:21 am November, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The new Joan Jett
surrounded by ‘Bags
wants to jet

7:23 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Flight Of The Choncords”
Is as terrible live as
It was on the tube.

7:29 am November, 18 Troy Tempest said...

Cerebral Palsy
twisted hands and twisted mind-
goth chick is sleepy.

7:31 am November, 18 soy bomb said...

looks like the White Stripes
have added a keytar man
new name “The Blight Stripes”

7:32 am November, 18 Colossus of Choads said...

wish GG Allin,
could poo on pout-y poseur,
ironically, natch.

7:33 am November, 18 FoghornLeghorn said...

These boys can count to
six using only three hands.
Kate rues meeting them.

7:40 am November, 18 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Emo Goth Jobless
Pose and flash douche hand gestures.
Not gonna conform.

7:50 am November, 18 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Celebrity Sleuth:
Jon Mellencamp and his kids
douching night away.

7:55 am November, 18 hermit said...

Strange new douche disease,
Requires new nomenclature:
Rheumatoid dick warts.

7:57 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nancy Dreuche poses
With brothers Emo and
Emo. Uterus sags.

7:57 am November, 18 FoghornLeghorn said...

Dreaming about home,
Kate wishes she never left.
These douches weren’t there.

7:59 am November, 18 The Dude said...

Val Bertinelli
Sure knows how to find the puds;
She can pull mine, too.

8:00 am November, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Goth Gangsta bitches
Rapidly deplete Trust funds
next stop glory hole

8:08 am November, 18 hermit said...

Tommy pays the price,
For fingering the goth skank.
Yeast infected hands.

8:09 am November, 18 Jo Jo the Douche-Faced Boy said...

Mod Squad re-make or
The Pretenders reunion?
Both are puke-worthy.

8:15 am November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thanks to all from posts
in previous thread. Will use
haiku therapy.

8:18 am November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hetfield, Ramones, and
Patty Smyth play for
TP-less bungholes.

8:23 am November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Right douche signals bro
needs help wiping bunghole ’cause
of emo spasm.

8:26 am November, 18 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Employment skill set:
Holding up this white striped wall
and not speaking much.

8:31 am November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“How much can we get
for modern emo sculpture?”
“Littering a crime?”

8:47 am November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Fingers spell out “Wood”
Which is something this chick won’t
Induce from these two

8:57 am November, 18 Športové stávkovanie said...

what a douche…lol

8:59 am November, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

not so ironic
when gay handlebar ‘stache
reflects the true self

9:32 am November, 18 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Some say black is black
While others say white is white
I say douche clowns both.

9:44 am November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

The Big Nose Brigade
Not only the name of band
It’s a lifestyle, Man

9:45 am November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Why’re we subjected
To Emos twirping it up
She hates her cousins

9:47 am November, 18 Ferris said...

You have Beiber hair,
and flash gang signs, but the
A/V club is lame.

10:29 am November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Twi-tards get in line
early for latest Twilight
trash. All on Team Douche.

10:49 am November, 18 Douche of Earl said...

that is the worst fake blood
i have seen
since Scream 2

10:50 am November, 18 Douche of Earl said...

*apologies if my name is taken already
thought it up on the fly
please notify

11:00 am November, 18 DarkSock said...

‘Sock’s stuck in meeting;
You nepos be patient and
I’ll post yer shit soon.

11:30 am November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Breaking Dawn” pre bash
Great for macking self loathers
“Harry Potter” sucks!

11:32 am November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

We’re misunderstood!
‘Cuz we’re deep, and dark, and hurt
Black is the new blah.

11:35 am November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Dungeon Master Ted
Makes his Charisma save. Durp!
Wingman Steve approves.

11:42 am November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hey! Don’t mess with us.
Can’t you see we’re dangerous?
We’ll glare your ass up!

11:44 am November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Black shirts. Black jackets.
Black underwear. Black skid marks.
Less corn dogs; more corn.

11:53 am November, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

Nepos nepos nep
Nepos nepos nepos
Nepos nepos nep
.
.
If that doesn’t make it to the front page. DarkSock is totally nepos.

12:24 pm November, 18 Wheezer said...

He’s spelling “lobod”
because he can’t make a ‘t’
nor ‘-omy’ suffix.

12:31 pm November, 18 Wheezer said...

These two fartknockers
are NEVER gonna score! That
SUCKS! Hmm heh heh heh…..

12:35 pm November, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

Pixies cover band.
Backstage yields sanctuary.
Thrown beer bottles hurt.

12:41 pm November, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

Check it, muh bitchezz:
Air cat’s cradle. Wicked tight!
Gonna be big, yo.

1:03 pm November, 18 Wheezer said...

You’re good, Nancy Dreuche:
middle line, six syllables,
and ‘Sock has standards.
.
After all, he’s more
than peeing in horses; he
loves water, ya know.

1:03 pm November, 18 lurker_douche said...

The ‘Sock Nepos meme
Has taken root in Dreuche zone
Nan’s kissin’ cousin

5:21 pm November, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

Don’t be jelly Lurker Douche. And thanks DS for fixing my haiku. Yeah, its usually why I don’t even try.

11:28 pm November, 18 Nostradouchus said...

Herpsters, though they try,
The ironic gang signs fly,
He spelled “Twilight” wrong.

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