Friday, November 25, 2011

Thanksgiving Friday Haiku

Damn…DB1 must’ve been saving this treat up all year.  Hmmmm…..how about:

“Swing with us, RevChad…”
Next morning he wakes with a
Carrot in his butt.

or, this could simply be break time on the movie set of:



“Dr. Buttlove, or,”
How I Learned To Stop Clenching
and Love the Plug”

Let’s see what you got, you turkey-bloated Nepos…

Preparation H
On his abs, but after “her”?
On his bleeding bung**

— Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

** – “Bleeding Bung = great band name    -D.S.

A “Douchebag 300,
Strange sensation in my pants,
I love perky boobs.

— Bag A

Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Those are not pasties.
That’s deadly Black Nip Disease.
They’ll both be dead soon.

— Mr. White

Free range breasts ride high
whilst hope for humanity
is brought down to nigh

— Morbo

the newest villians
in the next DarkKnight saga
Dongtastic Duo

— creature

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:03 am November, 25 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Preparation H
On his abs, but after “her”?
On his bleeding bung

7:22 am November, 25 Bag A said...

Douchebag 300,
Strange sensation in my pants,
I love perky boobs.

7:30 am November, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

My heart turns black, too
Thinking of having those cans.
Or just clubbing him.

7:40 am November, 25 wonderdouche twin said...

ice cream and pasties
take douchebags for a walk
nice in central park

7:55 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Picture causes large
Bulge in my pants. Oil, boobies,
Neck chains. She’s hot too!

7:58 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kelly Ripa’s dude
Is taking any role he
Get. Damn you Regis!

8:00 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.

8:03 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pic would be better
If he was doused with Hermit’s
Chili explosion.

8:05 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those gloves were made for
Fisting. He said he wants a
Hard double wrister.

8:08 am November, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Erections abound!
His hair and her tits contain
equal amounts sludge.

8:08 am November, 25 hermit said...

Darksock’s Thanksgiving,
Judging from disjointed post,
Fueled with Wild Turkey.

8:10 am November, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Ndamukong Suh
Should put a pair of cleats on
and stomp their brains out.

*
Flag Football Players

8:11 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rico didn’t know what
He was getting into as chef
At Judas Priest show.

8:13 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Detroit welcoming
Commitee was a surprise
To no one but Chad.

8:19 am November, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

RevChad wins bet
Becomes lucky Pierre in
Barbie Ken Threeway

8:20 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This couple has it
All wrong about the meaning
Of Black Friday. Son.

8:23 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Quick pause for shot at
Fucking Machines convention.
Sybian for him.

8:33 am November, 25 Mr. White said...

Those are not pasties.
That’s deadly Black Nip Disease.
They’ll both be dead soon.

8:48 am November, 25 Morbo said...

Free range breasts ride high
whilst hope for humanity
is brought down to nigh

8:50 am November, 25 Morbo said...

Douche bagger and Bleeth
team up like the Superfriends
to hunt down shirt thieves

8:59 am November, 25 creature said...

greeezed up Adam & Eve
are convincing examples
of what not to wear
.
.
…head hutrz!

9:01 am November, 25 CB Popped said...

You all just hatters,
We da new power couple,
Matching necklace sale.

9:03 am November, 25 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Blade Runner Rachael
Thinks she found lost Mayan man
Sells weights at Target

9:03 am November, 25 creature said...

from whence came the grease
I’m guessing turkey baster
plucked from his bunghole

9:10 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Occupy Venice
Beach attracted the usual
Crowd of lost nepos.

9:18 am November, 25 Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear said...

Bassist, Singer, from
Jamaican Scratch-Hole Posse;
Show’s at Eleven.

9:20 am November, 25 DarkSock said...

@ Hermit:
.
Old Overholt Rye
And Ambien 10’s are a
Helluva drug, Son.

9:21 am November, 25 creature said...

7 syllables in Jamaican Scratch Hole Posse…brilliant!!! heheh

9:27 am November, 25 creature said...

the newest villians
in the next DarkKnight saga
Dongtastic Duo

9:30 am November, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

When will RevChad write
Up my thing for me? After
Chili and doobies?

9:39 am November, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

That’s the look of the
Men working on the chain gang
Bang. Ooh ah ooh ah.

9:45 am November, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Plastic Emily
Unties Serge’s Balloon Knot,
cherry stems be damned.

10:29 am November, 25 tall guy said...

Dreuche fancies chest’n’abs
Kroeger blonde’s mams
You can change ’em!

10:36 am November, 25 tall guy said...

There’s no ‘I’ in team
But there’s two in gimp suit
And four in platitude quoting idiot

11:11 am November, 25 tall guy said...

Your lack of KY
Is not our problem
It’s difficult insertion

11:15 am November, 25 tall guy said...

We’re 100% behind you
We prefer rear entry
Coz that’s how we roll

11:35 am November, 25 tall guy said...

We require a medical questionnaire
If you want to play
We know how you’ve rolled

11:39 am November, 25 tall guy said...

You thought Kroeger’s chili pot big?
Wait’ll you see blonde bleeth’s rig
Wide set.

11:58 am November, 25 tall guy said...

We’ll love’n’respect you
with a false sense of security
Then pound you mercilessly

12:08 pm November, 25 tall guy said...

If I remind you of a Greek statue
Go ahead and shit on me
then fly birdy fly.

2:08 pm November, 25 Nostradouchus said...

Fake tits and dog chains,
‘Roid rage is in the hizz-ouse,
Who has bigger boobs?

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