Thursday, November 3, 2011

“Haaayyy-ayyyy” Guy Annoys All Within Earshot

On the upside, Hustler Sue’s made, like, at least six bucks betting “Haaayyy-ayyyyy” Guy she could pick up a Bud Light Lime using only her breasts and a midget assistant named Tuco.

On the downside, three American hikers are still lost on the Slopes of Mount Douchemore.

# posted by douchebag1
6:50 am November, 3 Jim Beam said...

He’s not just “HAAAYYY-AYYYY” guy, he’s also “Double Shaka” guy. Which is not to be confused with “Wink-and-the-Gun” guy The douche is strong in this one . . .

7:04 am November, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Nothing like aging gracefully. Is this some sort of father-daughter dance?

7:15 am November, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Yeah, what do his kids think when he picks them up for the weekend?

7:28 am November, 3 DarkSock said...

I’m hoping that is not actually his hair, but instead the bullet splashes from a double load of buckshot fired from a balcony above.

7:29 am November, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The probably say “You don’t wear a plaid shirt with a pinstriped Blazer you douche. Where’s my fucking ridalin and allownace?”

7:31 am November, 3 Wedgie said...

“Six-Buck Sue”.
’70’s porn flick?

8:01 am November, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Her lips call to me and by call to me I bet she gives sloppy head and that’s a good thing!!!.

8:04 am November, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Conan O’Brien and Anne Hathaway’s secret love affair has finally come to light.

8:05 am November, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m pretty sure this is the most annoying coupling since Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman.

8:16 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Medesa nailed the Anne Hatheway reference. I was thinking the same thing. Dude looks like an even douchier Denis Leary. If that is possible.

8:45 am November, 3 army (ret) douche said...

the douche IS strong with this one. however he will have to do better than a double hand gesture to make the hall of scrote….

8:46 am November, 3 Vin Douchal said...

They just finished their seminar on “The Secret Handshake”
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8:50 am November, 3 fatness said...

Glad to see the T-mo chick found a new gig. Sad to see it is at the Ft. Lauderdale Holiday Inn lounge.

8:52 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

She should give him the money back so he could get a more mature haircut. And extreme hang loose dudes are always the ones with the most anxiety. Medical fact.

8:56 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He probably shouldn’t hang too loose until he finishes a course of penicillin. $6 Anne Hathaway is a bargain, but a bargain for a reason. You don’t get something for nothing, and usually you get more than you bargained for.

9:18 am November, 3 DixieRecht said...

I was thinking she could leave some nice lipstick stains on me. But then I accidentally got a glimpse of the douchebag and it shriveled and disappeared !

9:40 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

$6 Anne Hathaway’s ruby red lips and short skirt are the perfect bait for Extreme Hang Loose Guys. May they have many loud and annoying children for me to mock and analyze.

10:49 am November, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Uh, Boss. That $6 is not for usin’ her non-existent bewbies. I think she got that $6 from usin’ the super adhesive coatin’ on the flesh petals of her bloomin’ onion after doin’ some splits.

11:33 am November, 3 CB Popped said...

Ive never seen the “double – hang loose” hand gesture in my life.

11:54 am November, 3 creature said...

Aaron Eckhart looks scared straight

11:55 am November, 3 Wheezer said...

“HAAAYY-AAYYY” Guy may be sportin’ the world’s first-ever homage to Denver International Airport. A Rocky Mountain low in Colorado…..and everywhere else.

11:59 am November, 3 IL Douché said...

^@Wheezer lawl

12:01 pm November, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Wheezer’s madd skillz at remembering a douche, but in a new iteration. He rules!

12:26 pm November, 3 melvil_duchi said...

Heatmiser has not aged well

1:13 pm November, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

He looked at himself after putting his clothes on and said “What could I do to look like even MORE of an asshole in this outfit?”, when a lightbulb went off over his head and he rushed to the garage for the shellac.

2:01 pm November, 3 troy tempest said...

He can uncap a beer with his butthole. True fact.

3:12 pm November, 3 Stephanie said...

What Troy said.

6:03 pm November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Almost Friday. I hear you can get $6 Anne Hatheway for $5 on Fridays.

6:40 pm November, 3 Nostradouchus said...

Less than $20 and a tie on flannel. Indeed.

8:13 pm November, 3 Justin said...

HAAAY-AYYYY GUY a.k.a 18 prong

1:25 am November, 4 Steve L. said...

there’s no way Sue did that.
.
no wait that’s why there’s the midget assistant named Tuco. how silly of me.

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