Thursday, November 3, 2011
“Haaayyy-ayyyy” Guy Annoys All Within Earshot
On the upside, Hustler Sue’s made, like, at least six bucks betting “Haaayyy-ayyyyy” Guy she could pick up a Bud Light Lime using only her breasts and a midget assistant named Tuco.
On the downside, three American hikers are still lost on the Slopes of Mount Douchemore.
He’s not just “HAAAYYY-AYYYY” guy, he’s also “Double Shaka” guy. Which is not to be confused with “Wink-and-the-Gun” guy The douche is strong in this one . . .
Nothing like aging gracefully. Is this some sort of father-daughter dance?
Yeah, what do his kids think when he picks them up for the weekend?
I’m hoping that is not actually his hair, but instead the bullet splashes from a double load of buckshot fired from a balcony above.
The probably say “You don’t wear a plaid shirt with a pinstriped Blazer you douche. Where’s my fucking ridalin and allownace?”
“Six-Buck Sue”.
’70’s porn flick?
Her lips call to me and by call to me I bet she gives sloppy head and that’s a good thing!!!.
Conan O’Brien and Anne Hathaway’s secret love affair has finally come to light.
I’m pretty sure this is the most annoying coupling since Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman.
Medesa nailed the Anne Hatheway reference. I was thinking the same thing. Dude looks like an even douchier Denis Leary. If that is possible.
the douche IS strong with this one. however he will have to do better than a double hand gesture to make the hall of scrote….
They just finished their seminar on “The Secret Handshake”
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Glad to see the T-mo chick found a new gig. Sad to see it is at the Ft. Lauderdale Holiday Inn lounge.
She should give him the money back so he could get a more mature haircut. And extreme hang loose dudes are always the ones with the most anxiety. Medical fact.
He probably shouldn’t hang too loose until he finishes a course of penicillin. $6 Anne Hathaway is a bargain, but a bargain for a reason. You don’t get something for nothing, and usually you get more than you bargained for.
I was thinking she could leave some nice lipstick stains on me. But then I accidentally got a glimpse of the douchebag and it shriveled and disappeared !
$6 Anne Hathaway’s ruby red lips and short skirt are the perfect bait for Extreme Hang Loose Guys. May they have many loud and annoying children for me to mock and analyze.
Uh, Boss. That $6 is not for usin’ her non-existent bewbies. I think she got that $6 from usin’ the super adhesive coatin’ on the flesh petals of her bloomin’ onion after doin’ some splits.
Ive never seen the “double – hang loose” hand gesture in my life.
Aaron Eckhart looks scared straight
“HAAAYY-AAYYY” Guy may be sportin’ the world’s first-ever homage to Denver International Airport. A Rocky Mountain low in Colorado…..and everywhere else.
^@Wheezer lawl
Wheezer’s madd skillz at remembering a douche, but in a new iteration. He rules!
Heatmiser has not aged well
He looked at himself after putting his clothes on and said “What could I do to look like even MORE of an asshole in this outfit?”, when a lightbulb went off over his head and he rushed to the garage for the shellac.
He can uncap a beer with his butthole. True fact.
What Troy said.
Almost Friday. I hear you can get $6 Anne Hatheway for $5 on Fridays.
Less than $20 and a tie on flannel. Indeed.
HAAAY-AYYYY GUY a.k.a 18 prong
there’s no way Sue did that.
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no wait that’s why there’s the midget assistant named Tuco. how silly of me.