Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!


HCwDB will resume tomorrow.

In the meantime, try not to kill your family today. They mean well. They’re just neurotic, horrible people who are the reason for everything that’s gone wrong in your life.

# posted by douchebag1
7:11 am November, 24 Douchble Helix said...

‘Bag mock never sleeps.

7:18 am November, 24 Doucheywallnuts said...

She looks like she’s enjoying the turkey leg.

7:27 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

<<< I forgot to thank Mr. T for the Flavor Wave.

7:41 am November, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Nice sentiment DB1. That’s why the life of a lone drifter with intermittent ballings is sometimes best. However, my family really isnt that bad as long as I can make my getaway after pie coffee and a rousing game of Milbournes.
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I’m not sure what to make of this picture. Looks staged.
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Everyone should check out Hermit’s history lesson in the previous post. Simply splendid. Happy Thanksgiving all, even you Kroeger. You best post that chilli recipe.

8:22 am November, 24 creature said...

shitty Bow Wow Wow cover band

8:26 am November, 24 ставки онлайн said...

he looks almost like mr T: “Shut up! you pity fool”

8:41 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Miracle On Cipro Street

8:42 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holiday Sinn

8:42 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yes Virginia! There Is A Yellow Cock

8:43 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s a Woeful Life

8:44 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Santa Paws

8:59 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

8 pounds assorted canned beans ( No can goo)
8 pounds lean meat (fried with fat)
8 pounds sauteed onions, leeks, fennel, celery. red peppers
8 big cans stewed tomatoes (salt-free with liquid)
4 bay leaves, 4 tsp. pepper, 4 tsp. chili powder ,4 tsp. garlic salt, 4 tsp. chili flakes
4 bottles Canadian Lager (cheap, reserve 20 for cook)
Cook the bitch in a big fucking thick-bottomed pot on low boil.
Don’t fucking burn it!
Yield 32 pounds Kroeger Chili Diet Chili
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Beaners

9:05 am November, 24 creature said...

no severed heads?

9:08 am November, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Jesus-sized Cocck H Christ, how many does that serve? Imma have to divide that recipe by 8. Thanks Rev.

9:16 am November, 24 McCrude said...

Enjoy the breast meat!

9:24 am November, 24 hermit said...

I’m gonna’ whip up a vat of Reverend Chad’s chili.
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Is porch beef considered lean meat?

9:40 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Porch beef is sometimes lean and sometimes not, it will only affect the dietary properties of the chili.
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In my experience I have found that long lean porch beef is leaner than the short and stubby variants. Remember that depending which type of porch beef you prefer you may have to clip the ends. And grind them for tenderness.
Ask Nancy. She’s seen more porch beef than statutaory holidays.
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If Matt Stafford and Chad Kroeger are in the same stadium, where do they fit the spectators heads?

9:40 am November, 24 Wedgie said...

On the other hand, they will (on occasion) make bail for you, so they do have some redeeming features.

9:55 am November, 24 Douche of Hazard said...

Don’t put porch beef in chili. You’ll taint it.

10:44 am November, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!
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Hermit is a genius!!!
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The good Rev cracks me up.
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The Sabres suck!!! and don’t fuck with Milan Lucic.
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Gobblers

10:56 am November, 24 creature said...

hey rev if you bring Nickleback home we will let you in our country
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gizzards

11:00 am November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would like to punctually apologize for Ncikleback and the wonderful boos they got at half-time.

11:04 am November, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Let’s see, what is this ‘porch beef’ these cats are going on about? Just type it into The Google here, and…
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http://www.myspace.com/vindouchal/photos/21304166

11:50 am November, 24 tall guy said...

Happy Thanksgiving fellow ‘Bagsters! This afternoon I will attend a party held by a contingent of ex-pat Americans directly underneath the Sydney Harbour Bridge. My mate who invited me mentioned the abundance of quality pear that will be attending. Good times! I will try and for photographic evidence.

12:07 pm November, 24 tall guy said...

Also, is 1-Prong going the grope? Dirty little boy!

1:13 pm November, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, good luck tonight. Remember, NO flower shop stories. And don’t just take pictures like a creeper, freakin get some!
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From my nepos to your nepos Happy Taintsgiving.

4:24 pm November, 24 Hermit said...

Shortly after eating my first bowl of Reverend Kroeger’s Diet Porch Beef Chili Surprise I felt some gastro-intestinal rumbling and the sudden urge to evacuate my bowels. Before I could get to the bathroom, a fetid stream of hot, liquid excrement shot down my pant leg and onto the floor filling my right shoe. Disoriented and dehydrated, I attempted to remove my clothes and clean up when I keeled over and expelled the contents of my stomach into the sink like a sea sick cholera victim on Olestra® muscle relaxers.
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I’m weak and suffering from a 40% loss of vision, and am now lying under a blanket with chills and night sweats, and I’ve already lost twelve pounds.
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Amazing results and it’s only my first day..

8:14 pm November, 24 troy tempest said...

@Creature 9.05:
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Right here buddy:
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9:04 pm November, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hot Chicks with Boob Grab. I’m liking the site upgrades already.
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Happiest of Thanksgiving to those of you who are celebrating.

4:13 am November, 25 CB Popped said...

Thats NOT the chick I want to see with a lollipop.

5:26 am November, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If it is one thing I have observed and experienced in this life to be true; when you are in a relationship with a woman and it progresses to the point she will allow you to grab her boobs and make honking noises (meep, meep, aaooga, aaooga) like a car horn and not smack you in the face, you have reached a very, very special point most likely true love.

9:19 am November, 25 creature said...

thanks for the link Troy…very groovy!

11:53 am November, 25 DarkSock said...

I clicked on Troy’s link…I kept waiting for Tonetta to step into frame but (s)he never did…

2:05 pm November, 25 Nostradouchus said...

Orange and herpster bleeth. This is unprecedented.

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