Wednesday, November 2, 2011
It’s… Superherpster!
Look!
At an indie gallery opening in Bensonhurst!
It’s a hipster!
It’s a douchebag!
It’s Superherpster!
No f-ing clue what all these fake glasses are about, but I do know that Herpsterism is one of the sneakiest forms of douchebaggery appearing in 2011.
As to the Herpsterette, pictured here, The Librarian Hott signifiers clashing with potential signs of Indie Bleething are the personification of the douchadox. The moment at which I both desire pooch suckle and yet am repelled by cultural blight on the same contradictory particle/wave duality.
I blame you for the fake glasses craze DB1. You’re on a roll what with unleashing Snookie on us and then doting on the fake glasses librarian hott. Your ode to attractive women behind fake glasses is what started this whole ridiculous fad. And since douchebags are practically needy women who need constant validation and attention they’ve adopted it as well. Better get your trademark on it before someone else claims it. The idiot in the pic looks like his are tattooed on. Pretty much negates the intelligent look he was going for. Awesome.
Oh Librarian Hott, please turn towards the camera….
Hmmm…How can I show the world that I’m a pretentious, obnoxious wannabe “artist”?
Ohhh, I know, I’ll stick a couple of unused painter’s palettes up on the wall! That will prove my “artist” chops to everyone! Everyone will finally realize I’m a undiscovered genius!
Wash your neck.
Glasses frames with no lenses or at best flat lenses are one thing. This twit has them drawn/painted on his face. Painting uniform or swimsuit on SI models is one thing–but this is total bullshit.
those aren’t fake glasses per se…. that fuckin douchbag had them tattoed on his face. http://youtu.be/wH1tTlq5-Qk
This is trashcan to the head worthy shit. Also, art does not equal a couple of paint palettes on the wall, knob wrenches.
Re: face tattoo video
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Notice that his tattooist was wearing real glasses , you know to see better. The Superherpster is a schmoe and his chick is not cute
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Thank you for bringing this asshole into my consciousness. My brain is full and something had to be shoved out the back to let this in. I think I lost the Dmaj7 scale on guitar making room for this one …..
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Dick
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you?
Well now he’s getting the attention Daddy never gave him. Thanks a lot, this douche’s Dad. Hey parents, I’m sorta tired of yelling at your kids for you, do you think you could do me a solid and pay attention to them. Thanks, bye.
Dweeboy is an inksplot & his dowdy gal pal is a not fresh, glory hole dolly
hey DarkSock, your harlot starlet is a trainwreck
$10 says this guy also has a little mustache tattooed on the side of his index finger.
The Karmic justice here is that whenever he puts on a real pair of glasses or sunglasses, he looks like he has unibrow. What a fecal stain.
Maybe it’s a run of the mill douchebag wearing a poindexter mask for Halloween?
I retract my earlier statement. Librarian garbage, PLEASE just turn away for good.
Ugh, I’ve lived in Bensonhurst my whole life and yes, the hipsters are starting to work their way down here from Williamsburg. Once that Starbucks opened near my house, I knew it was the beginning of the end.
My glasses (that I actually need to see) had slipped off a bit as I was perusing the page today and at first it looked like this guy was wearing a gorget and I thought to myself, “wow accessorizing with medieval armor, that’s kinda douchey by trying to be the most outrageous guy at the loft party but at least somewhat original” but then when I slid my glasses back up and saw that it was instead a full-throat tattoo (with the word HOPE figuring into the design) I realized he was just another run-of-the-mill schlub who has thrown in the towel on ever contributing anything worthwhile to society.
This fucktard obviously wants a Douchie. That way he can show his dad he’s making something of his life.
@Steve, hipsters hate Starbucks. Not hip enough, too “corporate”. If one popped up in your hood they’ll react to it like a vegan at a Deli. So in other words, you’re safe.
Sorry, but the Bleeth-hunter’s report is in. That is no librarian hott. That is a pseudo-intellectual, peen-hating, Guggenheim worshiping, part time barista / part time social activist / full time antiestablishmentarian femme-zealot.
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Beware
In other words, she will have 100 reasons not to polish your knob: It’s degrading, it’s non-vegan, it upholds traditionalist male/female roles, it promotes global warming, it’s karmically imbalanced with too much yang to the yin, yadda yadda yadda…
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90% chance her name is Fern
10% chance her name is Tree
to much discretionary income for this NYCC dropout (spent with poor discretion)
I’ll help him take those glasses off.
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With a jagged oyster shell.
Holy shit, it looks like poor Sheldon lost his mind after he got kicked off of his high school’s ice dancing club. You showed ’em Shelly. You showed ’em.
All I see is moobs. Actually the caption for this photo could be “Moobs Through a T-Shirt.”
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Also, this bleeth officially killed the glasses look.
The Douchadox is, inevitably, a bitch.
MEMO to Herpster: GREAT idea with the neck-tatt. Shoe-in for future CEO of Chase Manhattan Bank…OOPS! I meant, lifelong career at Jiffy Lube, unless you are not mechanically inclined..if that is the case, substitute Wal-Mart for Jiffy Lube. Do NOT pass GO, do NOT collect $200. Go straight to Loser Street.
He sure is a pale gray version of what should be color-infused, like some sorta prematurely washed-out German pseudointellectual package of old bacon turned flat and expired seven months ago.
In other words, porch swine.
I survived the oompa prompas, the poopaloompa, the metaphysical hooligan, stackhouse, and hjbbad, but this, this is a crime against all that is reasonable and human. Whoever dibbed “Most Trashcan to the Head Worthy” this is your man–I think tall guy already pointed that out
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Dark Sock may be on to something–do we need a new category–“Most Worthy of Tattoo Removal with a Jagged Oyster Shell”? With the Herpsters making a surge in 2011, it might just be time.
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Or how about we just disembowel him with a jagged oyster shell, and then take a trashcan to his head while we watch him bleed to death?
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This is just fucking disgusting.
everyone’s face can look good in side view.
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however, not everyone’s boobs can look good in side view.
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ka-ching!
Herpster looks like he’s about to die from some neck-related disease.
Which one is the chick? The one on the left has the biggest boobs.
You can tattoo your neck prison style,but you still look like Bill Gates with a bad haircut.
Jack Dracula called. He’s gonna come back from the dead and take the honor of removing that tattoo with a jagged oyster shell. If your job is not tattoo artist/circus freak, getting this done is not even douchey, it’s fucking retarded.
Jagged Oyster Shell Removal approved, unless the kid himself is an ink artist.
Eyeglasses tat is a desperate sign of the times either way.
Good looking out Vin D, she is smoke and mirrors.
I’ll keep it simple. Whatta fucking asshole
The worst thing about that guy is the haircut he got at the drive-thru window at Supercuts.
It was part of a viral ad campaign from Ray Ban.
http://www.viralblog.com/online-social-video/rayban-guy-has-glasses-tattooed-on-his-face/
Little homos like this one are the result of the “anti-bullying” horseshit so prevalent in schools today. If this dweeb would have had has ass beat once or twice by some redneck jock, guarantee he might be a regular, normal person. Instead, he’s a bitch-titted queen.
Props to Whoop-di-douche….. “Old bacon tuned flat”. I was at a total loss for words when I saw this SuperHerpster, but thankfully, you said it for me. Outstanding!