Sunday, November 27, 2011

James Cagney Shows How It’s Done

No bodyspray, garish tatts, muscle flexing or stupid hair needed. Just charm.

And lets not forget, Jean Harlow was a crazed, S&M hottie.

# posted by douchebag1
9:39 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They don’t make men like this anymore in Hollywood….or anyplace.

10:05 am November, 27 Meander said...

That’s what you call “game”.

And if he’d eye-f**ked her any harder, she’d have been pregnant before getting out of the car.

10:13 am November, 27 DarkSock said...

Those cars all sucked; where is this, Bulgaria?
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They partake of our brother The Mule in Bulgaria. Godless Socialists…

10:48 am November, 27 creature said...

if Cagney had an iroq z car, he would of been smothered in pelt

11:08 am November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like them old dames. I’d speed-fuck that chick in sepiatones so hard that sloths would squeal with glee like a cracked up single mother with a prepaid card to the Wal-Mart whilst I time travel into the future to delete any reference of it from Al Gore’s invention and bitch slap Mrs. Kroeger cock sheath with carbon credits and high-fructose ethanol.
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What?
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The Giants are going to blow through Drew Brees like an Alabama Hot Pocket on a homo at a Westboro Baptist Church picket party.

12:12 pm November, 27 creature said...

^many a casting agt, producer, director had beat you to it

2:08 pm November, 27 DarkSock said...

Wrong, Reverend; the Giants shall fly into NOLA on a jet, but will leave the Crescent City on a big FAILIKOPTER.

2:22 pm November, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Good on you Boss.
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.Dem guys and dolls were sure sumthin’ back them.
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.Even midgets like Cagney got more tail in week than most of us regs get in a year….Dark Sock excepted….and Rev Chad — when the missus ain’t pissed off at him for comin home a 4 am stinking of Mary Kay kosmetics and cheap hooch.

2:56 pm November, 27 Mr. White said...

Douche and Bleeth. Why?
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0:08: Openly gapes at Bleeth from his car.
0:32: Starts manhandling Bleeth immediately.
0:53-0:55: Pushes Bleeth down into car, insults friend to impress Bleeth.
1:01: Bleeth starts fishing for compliments.
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The more things change, the more the stay the same. If James Cagney and Jean Harlow were teenagers today, they’d be showing up with Snooki on a TV near you.

3:20 pm November, 27 hermit said...

Mr White is absolutely correct.
Gene Harlow was a flapper bleeth.
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Trench coat is auto douche (except if the wearer likes to expose himself, in which case the flasher leniency rule comes into effect.)

3:25 pm November, 27 creature said...

now Rita Hayworth, there was a saucy wench!

3:33 pm November, 27 hermit said...

Mae West would bang dudes with such reckless abandon, they would often suffer from fractured hips and irritable bowel syndrome.

3:39 pm November, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

My thoughts exactly Mr. White. Nice take down. Hermit, thus flashed leniency rule merits further research. Where do these dudes typically hang out?

3:46 pm November, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

*this flasher*

3:56 pm November, 27 hermit said...

Mary Pickford banged two German Shepherds and a Shetland Pony in a silent film.
According to the Hollywood scandal sheets of the day, the pony lived with her for over a year without the benefit of marriage.

4:26 pm November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“The Giants are going to blow through Drew Brees like an Alabama Hot Pocket on a homo at a Westboro Baptist Church picket party.” This should be an NFL licensed apparel item. I, for one, would buy a hoodie emblazoned with this prognostication.
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Based on the Broncos game, there may be a God and he may even listen to Tebow’s praying.

4:38 pm November, 27 creature said...

what prayer is that DW? for 6’8” 300lb black men to jump all over him?

5:13 pm November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Please God, let me win and I won’t get blowed ’til I get married.”

5:43 pm November, 27 The Dude said...

Football is for pussies. There, I said it. Someone had to.
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*runs away*

7:09 pm November, 27 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Mr. White makes a good point. In that clip, I wasn’t thinking “sophisticated finesse” but “restraining order.”
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In pointless news, it turns out that darling CFL team, B.C. Lions won the ol’ Grey Cup in Vancouver. Since it is the CFL, there will not be a riot, so nobody will care.

7:47 pm November, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Half right. It’s in Canada, so nobody will care.

8:29 pm November, 27 Wedgie said...

The Dude must be a rugby player. Those are the only guys not on Seal Team 6 that think football is for pussies.

5:16 am November, 28 Nostradouchus said...

One of the only passes for a fedora that can ever be given…

6:06 am November, 28 Douchble Helix said...

He treated his buddy correctly.
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Studies have show that most cock blocks are inflicted by someone the victim knows. I think a swift and direct response is appropriate.
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Judge Jimmy C according to his own times. Nice car, nice clothes, probably had some dough. He sized her up correctly, and she could have walked away. Maybe he was or wasn’t too chummy in the car, I can’t judge from this distance. But he never restrained her from leaving.
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But the cock block, intentional, or not, or whatever, is universal over time. It demands to be beaten back. Like his buddy probably and deservedly got 10 minutes later.

6:26 am November, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ultimately, it was the hats that made the difference…

7:39 am November, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m inclined to agree with Mr. White. Grabbing her by the arm, shoving her in the car, eh, not all that charming. However, if a dude rolled up to me in that car, dressed like that, I would gladly accompany him for a lunch and coffee. After which I might possibly put him in the hospital with second-degree pelvic burns and a slipped disc. I’m a sucker for a fine suit and running boards.

2:19 pm December, 2 CB said...

Besides the “I’ll buy you a cola”….which made me almost pee my pants – pretty cool.

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