Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Jose Canseco Worships the Buddhas

Legendary steroidal basebag, the odious Cancesobag, is all spiritual n’ stuff. He wanted you to know that.

Speaking of inflated stats, those boobs are also apparently playing in the steroid era.

# posted by douchebag1
2:25 pm November, 15 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Now that’s just fucking gross. Tits that look like Canseco injected d-bol into a couple of jellyfish. If I wanted a topographical map of Southern Utah, I would go to fucking Utah, not Poolside Vegas and have to buy it drinks.

2:27 pm November, 15 creature said...

douchiest couple

2:29 pm November, 15 fatness said...

That is indeed just gross. All three of them.

2:29 pm November, 15 creature said...

btw, those tits are about 1000 times bigger than his roid shriveled nads

2:29 pm November, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Geez, if you put any more silicone in those puppies, it’ll start leaking out. If you know what I mean and I think that you do.

2:31 pm November, 15 baffomet said...

What do you people mean? She’s super hot and all natural!! *insert sarcasm*

2:32 pm November, 15 baffomet said...

Reminds me of the Foster Farms chicken commercials.

2:33 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Fuck that cunt Jesse James. Why is he even in our collective consciousness? <br.
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Canseco, however, is fucking hilarious. I wear my #33 Red Sox t-shirt to Red Sox games. People think it’s a Varitek T and then they notice. The reactions are comedy as everyone has a comment
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Greatest hi-lite in baseball history:

2:34 pm November, 15 hermit said...

Those can only be described as “Buddha-sized Tits.”

2:36 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Hermit FTW.

2:37 pm November, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Bring back those Mexican spinner chicks!!!

3:02 pm November, 15 Stephanie said...

He’s grinning like Dr. Frankenstein has just lightning bolted, zapped,and produced his latest monster.

3:02 pm November, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Vin: love that highlight, never saw that one before.
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All the comments about her ridiculous rack and nothing about her ugly face ? come on

3:04 pm November, 15 Stephanie said...

Her face? Well she’s been duped into the larger saline solution or larger bag blown up,and I don’t think she’s altogether happy about it. Plus her shirt is falling off. Poor dumb thing.

3:16 pm November, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Thanks @Vin Douchal. I don’t know how to post videos on this sight, but that’s the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the Cansecobag.
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BTW: Her boobs look harder than his head.
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.Jose can you see what a turd you’ve become?

3:18 pm November, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Somewhere….Roberto Clemente weeps.

3:30 pm November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Did they remove Mark McGuires biceps and implant them into her chest?? Canseco looks a shit I once took after vorasciously consuming 2 full bags of carrots and a loaded sweet potato.

3:33 pm November, 15 hermit said...

D B 1 categorized this as “Cabana Baggery,” and there is nary a cabana in sight.
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I believe what he meant was “Cubana Baggery.”
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Sorry

3:37 pm November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got no beef with Canseco. She is gross.

4:12 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I’m a little giddy with this one, fellers:
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This chick looks she could be Francine’s younger, untarnished sister. Jessica from TCU:


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More HERE
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Wow, uncanny resemblance

4:41 pm November, 15 Wedgie said...

Sure, Vin. Untarnished. Untainted. Pure. Clean.
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Dude, she goes to TCU. Know what that stands for in the Mountain West?

4:45 pm November, 15 Wedgie said...

Well, ok. I’ll give you a hint. Like on Wheel of Fortune.
Tainted “????” University.
Four letter work, rhymes with “rock”.

4:46 pm November, 15 Wedgie said...

^word.
Wedgie is a “????”
Four letter word, rhymes with “can’t fuccen type”.

6:24 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn that’s one sexy mumu she’s wearing.

6:31 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Vin the pic of her in the sparkly top and the blue fanny pack is the shiz dizzle.

6:54 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

And why does nobody talk about binge drinking on here anymore. FYI, I don’t count RevChad as an actual person. I’m looking to get crunk and eat some mother fucking Chinese food. Who is with me on this?!!@@!

6:56 pm November, 15 One for the Choad said...

I’ve had a shitty day, so I have to say that those breasts were actually a welcome sight. I’m normally not one for schadenfreude, but LOOK AT THOSE RIDICULOUS, FAKE, TITANIUM GLOBES. Bringing new meaning to the euphemism ‘knockers’.

7:35 pm November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Nancy Dreuche
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I cooked the Mrs. and rotten two little brats a fucking double whammy tonight. One choice was leek, fennel, rotting Vidalia onions, and fenugreek blanched-stir-fried chicken with venison testicle coulis. The other was fucking chili.
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Nobody wanted the chili are you retarded!
And those people in the picture are fucking retarded. Can I have a second?

7:39 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Post your fucking Super Bowl Chili recipe already! I fucking love chili! I put it over rice and sprinkle cheese on top.

8:58 pm November, 15 Blah said...

This photo was taken at the Playboy Mansion, shortly before all those in attendance were [fill in blank here].

9:21 pm November, 15 Wedgie said...

Tranny.

11:25 pm November, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Holy deployed airbags woman! Implant much?

1:07 am November, 16 Otto said...

Say what you want about him, but at least he had the balls to admit he did roids.

1:26 am November, 16 Guid is Good said...

Never get your tits done by Dr Nick Riviera.

4:36 am November, 16 CB Popped said...

Damn Dreuche your a bad influence….but I like it.

Her breasts are horrifying.

Jessica from TCU requires salty fuccen ropes.

5:05 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mastrophobia

6:04 am November, 16 creature said...

Canseco not so much a douche as buffoon!

6:24 am November, 16 Hermit said...

Mary Mammagedon is pissed.

6:39 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nancy Dreuche was such an ugly baby her parents had to bathe her in catnip so the cats wouldn’t kill her.
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Boy was I drunk yesterday.
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Nepos

7:45 am November, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, you are so doing my Roast. And Chinese Food and red wine aren’t so awesome the next morning. Barf. I don’t know how you hang Rev.

7:46 am November, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

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Nepos Clampers

7:48 am November, 16 DB Sweeney said...

I can’t read the lanyard, I’ll have to get closer… Just a little bit closer…Just a lit.. MOTORBOAT!

7:50 am November, 16 DB Sweeney said...

Wait, is that her swimsuit bottom in his right hand?

8:55 am November, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When she dies her children will use her breast skin for the catering tents at the funeral party.

8:58 am November, 16 B.A.G. Du Bois said...

What’s up with Jose’s right hand?

The first rule of Roid Club is, you do not talk about Roid Club.

10:04 am November, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

I second the Rev’s retard call. Sorry for the delay, I wasn’t drinking last night or this morning.

3:04 pm November, 16 Stephanie said...

I like how these assholes put on clothing inspired by eastern philosophy and what not, when they’re just cash grabbing assholes screaming look at me, underneath it all.
I’m not bitter,I’m just tired of it.

4:19 pm November, 16 Douche Vader said...

What guarantee do we have that that is, in fact, Jose Canseco, and not his twin brother, Ozzie? They’ve pulled this ruse before!

1:15 am November, 17 Nostradouchus said...

Jose obviously has an eye for cool jewelry….

And by cool, I mean shitty.

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