Tuesday, November 1, 2011
The Garglebag and Nadia
Oh sure, The Garglebag might be busting stupidhead and chin pube fungosity while cozying up to Nadia.
But it’s not like he’s got some garish multicolored body tatt or anything.
Doh.
Tattoo idea stolen off the side of somebody’s 1979 Chevy Van.
Escalate pic 2 to the main page, stat!!!
Great, now I’ll be fantasizing about her all day.
GSR done right ladies and gentlemen. I can’t even see the dude in the picture what with all the semen covering my monitor.
WOW, she is fuccen hott.
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He looks like Eli Manning after a traumatic head injury that somehow caused his teeth to go askew and to lose 87% of his musculature.
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No aesthetic at all, Bra, meth may get the chicks but it does a number on the frame
Wow. Who knew Ed Grimley was a douche?
http://sctv.org/characters/edgrimley/edgrimley.jpg
Scientific fact: Garglebag is the reason people put razor blades in Halloween candy.
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Scientific fact #2: If you play connect the dots with Nadia’s moles you get a bio-hazard symbol.
If I ever have a rock band, I’m gonna name it Flaming Nipple Black Lotus. I don’t know why, but I’m just gonna.
His face says, “Punch me until your arm gets tired.”
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His index finger says, “Can you believe this? Welcome to the unfair universe, sucker.”
These two pics look like some freaky “before & after” shots.
She is worthy of further exploration.
BTW, I think I can lick those birthmarks off for you, honey.
her ‘Suzanne Sommers Thigh Master’ work out helped Nadia squeeze Gargleheads skull to a width which would fit thru a mail slot…well done Nadia
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on a side note, screwin’ Kim Kardashian would be like parking a smart car in the Superdome…just sayin’
I simply adore the lotus nipple tatt. It’s like a target showing you where to punch.
I think she got fake tits between the times those two photos were taken
And I would graciously adorn Nadia’s tummy-tum with more than a just few spastic expulsions of my nut napalm.
I agree with all of the above mutually and exclusively with 100% margin of Poo.
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She=best GSR on my computer screen right now; He= the reason a lot of mammals devour their young. Nothing a large hole and a cement mixer can’t cure.
After viewing that tattoo, somewhere in India Shiva is hatefucking a koi.
his fung looks like 2 assholes merging
Never mind that sound you hear, it’s just me masterbating in the corner using my tears as lubrication, carry on.
This site could simply be ramped back to one page, one photo, that of photo #2. Insanely hott chick with a complete, full-blown douchebag. I’m afraid what I will do if I go out in public today.
Pic #2 wins the weekly IMHO.
At long last I see, in pic # 2, where Groin Shave Reveal is not mere irreverence. She has a smoking bod, while he has probably smoked a lot of cock.
Poor thing,someone squished his head the long way. Look it up, he looks like a dinosaur called a Sauroposeidon. You will be extinct soon.
That tat makes me want to give him a nurple… with vice grips!
Let me be the first to say PFAH
I see a man getting monetarily rung dry for no sex, and his job as kiosk manager for T-Mobile will have to do until she can find an investment banker.
Okay, leave the poor bastard alone. He’s not even cool enough to be considered a doucher. Dork with a faux-hawk still = dork.
He’s almost dildonic.
Almost.
Pic #2 FTW. Makes me furious.
OK shit,,,just saw pic #2,,,,,He is fucking dildonic.