Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Garglebag and Nadia

Oh sure, The Garglebag might be busting stupidhead and chin pube fungosity while cozying up to Nadia.

But it’s not like he’s got some garish multicolored body tatt or anything.

Doh.

# posted by douchebag1
9:21 am November, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Tattoo idea stolen off the side of somebody’s 1979 Chevy Van.

9:24 am November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Escalate pic 2 to the main page, stat!!!

9:27 am November, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Great, now I’ll be fantasizing about her all day.

9:30 am November, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

GSR done right ladies and gentlemen. I can’t even see the dude in the picture what with all the semen covering my monitor.

9:30 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

WOW, she is fuccen hott.
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He looks like Eli Manning after a traumatic head injury that somehow caused his teeth to go askew and to lose 87% of his musculature.
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No aesthetic at all, Bra, meth may get the chicks but it does a number on the frame

9:38 am November, 1 Bueller said...

Wow. Who knew Ed Grimley was a douche?

http://sctv.org/characters/edgrimley/edgrimley.jpg

9:42 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Scientific fact: Garglebag is the reason people put razor blades in Halloween candy.
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Scientific fact #2: If you play connect the dots with Nadia’s moles you get a bio-hazard symbol.

9:44 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If I ever have a rock band, I’m gonna name it Flaming Nipple Black Lotus. I don’t know why, but I’m just gonna.

9:48 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

His face says, “Punch me until your arm gets tired.”
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His index finger says, “Can you believe this? Welcome to the unfair universe, sucker.”

10:01 am November, 1 Wedgie said...

These two pics look like some freaky “before & after” shots.
She is worthy of further exploration.
BTW, I think I can lick those birthmarks off for you, honey.

10:28 am November, 1 creature said...

her ‘Suzanne Sommers Thigh Master’ work out helped Nadia squeeze Gargleheads skull to a width which would fit thru a mail slot…well done Nadia
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on a side note, screwin’ Kim Kardashian would be like parking a smart car in the Superdome…just sayin’

10:30 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I simply adore the lotus nipple tatt. It’s like a target showing you where to punch.

10:33 am November, 1 YA said...

I think she got fake tits between the times those two photos were taken

10:37 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And I would graciously adorn Nadia’s tummy-tum with more than a just few spastic expulsions of my nut napalm.

10:39 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I agree with all of the above mutually and exclusively with 100% margin of Poo.
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10:40 am November, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

She=best GSR on my computer screen right now; He= the reason a lot of mammals devour their young. Nothing a large hole and a cement mixer can’t cure.

10:49 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

After viewing that tattoo, somewhere in India Shiva is hatefucking a koi.

10:59 am November, 1 creature said...

his fung looks like 2 assholes merging

11:00 am November, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Never mind that sound you hear, it’s just me masterbating in the corner using my tears as lubrication, carry on.

11:13 am November, 1 soy bomb said...

This site could simply be ramped back to one page, one photo, that of photo #2. Insanely hott chick with a complete, full-blown douchebag. I’m afraid what I will do if I go out in public today.

11:17 am November, 1 The Dude said...

Pic #2 wins the weekly IMHO.

12:19 pm November, 1 tall guy said...

At long last I see, in pic # 2, where Groin Shave Reveal is not mere irreverence. She has a smoking bod, while he has probably smoked a lot of cock.

12:52 pm November, 1 Stephanie said...

Poor thing,someone squished his head the long way. Look it up, he looks like a dinosaur called a Sauroposeidon. You will be extinct soon.

2:01 pm November, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That tat makes me want to give him a nurple… with vice grips!

2:44 pm November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Let me be the first to say PFAH

8:56 pm November, 1 Nostradouchus said...

I see a man getting monetarily rung dry for no sex, and his job as kiosk manager for T-Mobile will have to do until she can find an investment banker.

12:15 am November, 2 Heath said...

Okay, leave the poor bastard alone. He’s not even cool enough to be considered a doucher. Dork with a faux-hawk still = dork.

4:07 am November, 2 CB Popped said...

He’s almost dildonic.

Almost.

11:37 am November, 2 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Pic #2 FTW. Makes me furious.

11:35 pm November, 2 CB Popped said...

OK shit,,,just saw pic #2,,,,,He is fucking dildonic.

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