Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Marty Trainwreck

When the chin pubes match the douche beads, it’s time for Veruca to call herself a cab.

# posted by douchebag1
7:08 am November, 16 Hermit said...

Two sticks of death clenched tightly between thumb and forefinger, scowl of misery, face of darkness, the very image of asinine spectacle.
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Go f#ck yourself Pedro, I’m in no mood for you this dreary, depressing morning, with winter’s cold, drizzle of icy death closing in on RedState Amerikä, surrounding her like the enfolding blanket of misery.

7:18 am November, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

This looks like the contents of the trash bag I just hauled to the curb.

7:25 am November, 16 hermit said...

And still the Cuckatoo of Collective Consciousness looks on with a disapproving shake of it’s feathered head.

7:31 am November, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Marty’s boss at the tire shop told him he had a choice: flame tattoos on his eyebrows and chin, OR gaged earrings. Not both. One or the other. Tattoos. Lobe expanding earrings. Only one. Not both. Both would be just too much for the customers and business was, well, business.
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Marty is such a badass.
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Marty will trade you a smoke for any leads on openings in the tire replacement industry.

7:32 am November, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Wow! Tatted on chin pubes!!! Why didn’t I think of that? I am sure it would be a smash at the Foreign Service Oral Examinations Board…loser.

7:35 am November, 16 Douche-douche said...

Veruca is trying to telepathically call in the FBI hostage rescue team.

7:41 am November, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

She looks like Courtney Love done right. He is the exact opposite of everything I look for in a man, so he’s got that going for him.

7:59 am November, 16 jonezy said...

DB1 keeps plucking pics with grey taint hair- each more atrocious than the next

8:08 am November, 16 RAPETIME said...

She looks thrilled. I wonder if she just found out she’s broken a world record for “number of viruses harbored in one human body”.
Cut her some slack. It’s hard to get into the Guinness book these days, guys.

8:50 am November, 16 Collaz B. Popped said...

Cuckatoo of Collective Consciousness – lol, still there…..its a sign.

I never want to hear Pedro’s voice,,,ever.

So tell me Sir, What do you do for a living?

– Yo, yo , yo , yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo prolly, prolly, schnizzle.

9:22 am November, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Buffoon-noun (ˌ)bə-ˈfün
1. a ludicrous figure : clown
2: a gross and usually ill-educated or stupid person
— buf·foon·ish -ˈfü-nish adjective

9:53 am November, 16 tall guy said...

Similar to every other ‘Bag, Marty’s total lack of forward planning is the primary douche signifier. Sheesh! Where to start?

10:13 am November, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Someone’s trying to look tough like Tuco from Breaking Bad, and failing.

10:47 am November, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Drunk and stupid….just the way I like them.

10:51 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Marty really is a mess. I’d smash him with another patrons Goose bottle. grab Veruca’s tit’s and steal his two cigarettes.
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Homes

12:37 pm November, 16 Stephanie said...

Put a rope in it’s ear hole and grab and pull fast. Back to work you donkey. You spent all your cash on t-shirts,a blingy watch and necklaces and you still look like shit.

1:59 pm November, 16 morty said...

guaranteed he smells like amyl and shit.

4:09 pm November, 16 Douche Vader said...

His chokehold looks like it’s been used many times before.

In passion.

With burros…

1:16 am November, 17 Nostradouchus said...

What’s wrong with this? I let kindergarteners color on me all the time…

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