Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Post Halloween Undies Poke

Your humble narrator is digging out of a haze of alcoholic post-Halloween candy euphoria, sugar wines, and group alpaca licking.

So while Fledershmidt spends his summer vacation on the Jersey Shore saying “Jawohl!” to Madschens like Mindy here, I’mma drink some YooHoo to recover.

Two-inch jean strips for the win.

# posted by douchebag1
6:53 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Junk in the trunk totally shredded those jeans. She is like the incredible hulk of ba-donka-donk. 10 bucks says that cloth has a the warning embroidered on it: “If you are close enough to read this, you are in danger of death by Surra de Bunda.”

7:02 am November, 1 Reverend Chad not loges in stil drumk said...

Nice ass!
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Son

7:05 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’ll give Fledershmidt a nadda, but I’d definitely mack on his girl and try to give her the prone bone.

7:15 am November, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Why even bother with the shorts at that point? Wait, they double as a hair tie. Rather handy! Good work! Now sit on my face.

7:34 am November, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

For some reason I am really hungry for one of those new Wethers Caramels with the Sardine Center. Mmmmm.

Tuna Wranglers

7:51 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A look into her eyes reveals a dirtyness which can only mean fire crotch. And by fire crotch I mean like fire ants eating your cock.

7:52 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her crotch is so dirty they buried Khaddafi in it.

8:00 am November, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Her crotch is so dirty that the funk has eaten away her daisy dukes.

8:01 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mindy’s conversation with her manicurist must have started out something like this: “Oh, I dunno. I just can’t decide!”

8:12 am November, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

@Dude- good eye on the nails. Eewwwwwwwwww. looks like she let one of her kids do them. And not the smart one.

8:23 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Mandouchian Candidate, let’s just hope she was more decisive when she went to get her waxing done.

8:41 am November, 1 Wedgie said...

I can smell the infection from here.
So double wrap it, and attack.

9:02 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her crotch is so dirty it’s mined for puss.

9:23 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Her crotch is so dirty Mr Clean© put on a wig and Groucho glasses to walk by her while whistling and looking in the other direction

9:27 am November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I’d eat it.

9:46 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Didn’t you guys have a highschool health class? If she’s hot, you can’t catch anything. Medical fact.
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Guadalapersian

9:55 am November, 1 The Dude said...

If you dare wear short jorts…

10:04 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Why am I turned on less than by the thought of cupping her plump little chestibules, and more by how she’s seductively cupping his belly boob? Maybe the Grecian undies band have got me all weird.

10:33 am November, 1 creature said...

her crotch is so dirty, crops sprout there….& e coli!

10:41 am November, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Her crotch is so dirty, blind garbagemen think their at work when they should be at play.

10:42 am November, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

^they’re. Simple grammar fail.

10:45 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty a 4Runner with 35×12.50 boggers is stuck down there.

10:47 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty it has to be pumped out by a septic service every 2-4 years.

10:50 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty you need drain snake and a garden hose to flush the cum plug out.

10:51 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty it’s taking illegal kickbacks from industry lobbyists.

10:54 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty…Ahhh, who am I kidding? I would frog dive face first into those piss flaps for a three course meal, and I STILL would not be grossed out after picking out corn kernel sized crabs from my beard.

10:55 am November, 1 creature said...

her crotch is so dirty it eats Swifters

10:56 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Still, her crotch is so dirty you can use her uterine lining as garrote wire.

10:57 am November, 1 creature said...

her crotch is so dirty hobos wont camp there

10:58 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty she queefs methane.

10:58 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty it has its own drum circle.

10:59 am November, 1 DarkSock said...

Is it just me or is his nose a badger penis?

11:01 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty after sticking my dick in there it came out with a foreskin
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…someone else’s.

11:02 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^I’d say that’s wishful thinking.

11:03 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty her monthly period lasts about 6-7 weeks.

11:04 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her crotch is so dirty it once vomited after smelling itself.

11:38 am November, 1 CB Popped said...

That is a badger penis DSock.
Good call,,,,not enough of that action on the web.

12:41 pm November, 1 Wheezer said...

His pickup line: “Suck for Luck?”
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Sure, don’t laugh. That one came from Matthew Stafford.

12:46 pm November, 1 Stephanie said...

The Snooki wannabe is covering up her boyfriend’s little paunch. Here’s to hoping you get on MTV’s newest show Toledo Shore.

12:55 pm November, 1 justadouchalo said...

Ah, Mindy. It was worth hitchhiking from New Brunswick to Bernardsville in an ice storm to enjoy your untainted treats after your Sweet Sixteen party. Apparently, its been all downhill for you since then and I’m happy I got in before those frustratingly persistent genital warts surfaced. Sorry about the stain on your mom’s couch.

1:53 pm November, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Wait a second, isn’t that one of the Chernobros? I recognize that skidmark-laced underwear line anywhere!!! http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/08/hcwdb-of-the-week-the-chernobros-and-cathy/

9:02 pm November, 1 Nostradouchus said...

We’ll call these two “The Nose Twins.”

11:43 pm November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Capt. James T. Douche called it.

1:20 am November, 2 Wheezer said...

Excellent deduction, Captain James T. Douche (1:53 p.m.)!

7:32 pm November, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s a helluva ass and she has a helluva ass. Good combo.

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