Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Q-Bert Is Not a Gangsta, He Just Plays One in Vegas
Kimberly’s soft fuzzy sweaters are hypothetically too magical to touch.
Between six pound watch, junk-on-boobs violence, and the lime-green leopard speedos, Spandex Guy is outta there.
It almost looks like Kimberley is being held hostage by a group of Mayan steampunks………
Where do you even start with this mess? Bewbies, I guess.
Backstage at Circus Circus; Acrobats & Acroboobs.
If my dick was rubbing on this bitch’s tits, my bulge would be a lot bigger. i hope she starts a new movement and ALL chicks that look like her start taking pics like this. The duckface/middle finger is so 2004 anyway.
OK honey, how much is he paying you?
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@DB1, sweet J. Geils reference
As a general rule of mine I don’t look at guys junk, but if boobies are involved all rules are changed.
Nice wife-beater tan line there, Q-Bert. Now someone explain why the guy in back is wearing matching LSD/petri-dish inspired bicycle shorts?
Kimberly’s head is about 30% too small for her body. She looks cute until you notice, then you can’t unnotice again.
Quetzalcoatl?
Now I know I’ve been championing PeenReveal for quite sometime, well ever since puberty, but sandwiched between bleethy falsies and wrapped up in garish animal prints is not really to my tastes. Thanks for trying though DB1 its nice to feel heard.
Creatch, you may be overthinking it a bit. I think his name if “Q’lown.”
Or perhaps it is Q’lown.
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How the hell would I know if I don’t know what the way to type ‘is’ is…..
Queefist?
Q-Zar? Maybe this dude is just into laser tag? He’s a lazer bag. Meh. I think I need to retire, that one sucked.
He seems less-than pleased that she is down there. Turn in your dick at the front desk “sir”.
Looks like this picture was more meant for Kimberly’s dad. “See what you did to me with all your inattention? That’s why I have sex with the gardner…”
Quixotes
I bet it’s pretty embarrassing to be completely erect in public like that.
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It’s probably more embarrassing that no one notices.
Aztec douche or Montedoucha looks my ex-girlfriends brother who himself was an aging Latino bag who liked to tune cars to the point they looked like giant metal grasshoppers with mufflers that sounded like a giant fart coming down the street at 120 mph. He also thought The Fast and the Furious was a documentary and had a penchant for anger and bad decisions resulting in him for the most part being a broke loser with a swarm of metal fart locusts in his front yard. The wearing of a leopard print, day-glow green speedo should only ever be reserved for the losing of a serious, serious bet.
MS13 must be dipping its big toe into the White Slaverly market.
Going completely unnoticed is the matching shirt.
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Cocineros
Where do you even start with this train wreck. Her head is so small because she was born with a congenital defect. She’s f’ing brainless. Why else would you be on your knees in front of this loser.
Qualm (kwahm) n. 1. a sudden feeling of sickness or faintness.
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yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Please, please, don’t let this be Francine.
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Although we do know she has a penchant for being around the scrotes of the world.
Q-ba gooba with the green teeth?
off camera of latest low budge hate daddy show, “Douchey-Libre”
His bikini is also available in Purple, Cheetah, Tiger, More Gay, and Gabardine
“I’ve had enough of you Q. Data please draw me an enema.”
That’s not a bulge.
please kill yourself
fluffer for latino mericone porn?
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Quicksand? ’cause once you drop in that ass, there’s no escape!
Q-bert’s queefs cause quoit qualms in queers in Queensland reading Qu’rans.
show title, “Day of the Douche”?
Well that’s just great. So my gardener is dry tit-fuccing my daughter… Now who is going to edge my rose garden?? At least you don’t end up with an anchor baby from a titty-bang, but if he pops one of those things, he’s paying for another pair.
Is anyone noticing the guy in the background with the matching pants? Did Q fag loan him the matching set? Why are girls even near these assholes? I hope he hangs himself on the diving board. I need a sandwich.
OK so stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A syphilitic leopard wlkas into a bar with a blonde in his mouth and a chain with a huge letter “Q” around his neck and says to the bartender…
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Shit. Somebody finish this one. I’ve spent the last 3 fuccen days trying to re-enact the landing at Normandy by building the U.S. fleet out of rancid cottage cheese, toothpicks, and pork rinds. “Move faster! Why isn’t this done yet???? Hold on, not everybody isn’t as far as you. Wait for everyone. Do you think you’re fuccen special??? Oh, now you have a fuccen attitude?” Yeah, that’s been the past 3 days. Night night.
^ see? wlkas? I told you so.
Yikes! Her head is too small for her body and his head is too big for his….ensuring cunnilingus on coy Kimberly would be all but impossible.
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I haven’t seen a peen that small since this morning’s shower.
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.And those boobs look harder than calculus.
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.Zapotecs
I think I need to start an antibiotics regimen, just having looked at this picture.
^D.B.
Excuse me can I see the result of your AIDS test.
Is it just me or can everybody smell the puss?
By the looks of your shorts we will take you to Our Beloved Leader.
Choad wasn’t good in math so he became a wealthy lawyer and blogger.
he’s no douch, he’s from LMFAO !!
she’s the freak in this pic; just another hollywood hooker
http://thedirty.com/2011/10/mindy-robinson-thinks-she-is-famous/
I beg to differ. He IS a douche. But good call on the identities. She is one pathetic Bleeth.
Big Bird weeps for the letter Q. Where was this photo taken – doucheclown college?
That’s a peeny little Q-Tip he’s got there.
Star Trek’s Q was actually a lot more interesting than this jerkster, and he dressed in black and didn’t expose himself. Now, THAT takes talent.
i’m glad the letter Q is one of the less frequently used letters.
and if faux ninja turtles call for katana shredding, this pic calls for…
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i don’t know. i will have to confront this piece of shit in person to impart the complete complement of punishments this pudstain really deserves.
Sadly, he found out “she” had a peen…
What a train wreck here.This illegal is picking the wrong fruit.
@ Capt. James 12:51
Metal Fart Locusts is the name of my next band.
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This pic smells like old kielbasa and Dove bodywash.
Ok – this couple makes the Turtle Ninja suspender – FGSR combo look like saints.
Shart is all I can say when looking at this guy.
Anybody else notice that in her left hand she’s holding more fat than she is man?
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$10 says this girl’s just the nut valet while he’s going to town on some Asian meth addict.
The US Border Patrol is now welcoming all cretins interested in entering the country illegally. This is just our way of saying, “Come on over!”
Here we have a minor complication, as this may invoke the rockstar leniency rule (douchbaggery in the name of performance art). Note here:
http://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE*
That the gentleman pictured is the one to the far right of the main dancer, and he is in fact wearing his wardrobe for the video.
The complication comes in the fact that the ridiculous-to-the-point-of-absurdity strongly suggests parody, though this would seem the type of music to encourage douchebag behaviour “in the clubs,” as they say.
*Should you insist on enduring the video be sure to shield your eyes at 59 seconds. You’ll thank me later..