Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Q-Bert Is Not a Gangsta, He Just Plays One in Vegas

Kimberly’s soft fuzzy sweaters are hypothetically too magical to touch.

Between six pound watch, junk-on-boobs violence, and the lime-green leopard speedos, Spandex Guy is outta there.

# posted by douchebag1
11:27 am November, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

It almost looks like Kimberley is being held hostage by a group of Mayan steampunks………

11:30 am November, 2 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Where do you even start with this mess? Bewbies, I guess.

11:32 am November, 2 Wedgie said...

Backstage at Circus Circus; Acrobats & Acroboobs.

11:44 am November, 2 Steve said...

If my dick was rubbing on this bitch’s tits, my bulge would be a lot bigger. i hope she starts a new movement and ALL chicks that look like her start taking pics like this. The duckface/middle finger is so 2004 anyway.

11:44 am November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

OK honey, how much is he paying you?
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@DB1, sweet J. Geils reference

11:57 am November, 2 Eliza Douchecoo said...

As a general rule of mine I don’t look at guys junk, but if boobies are involved all rules are changed.

11:58 am November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nice wife-beater tan line there, Q-Bert. Now someone explain why the guy in back is wearing matching LSD/petri-dish inspired bicycle shorts?

12:01 pm November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kimberly’s head is about 30% too small for her body. She looks cute until you notice, then you can’t unnotice again.

12:07 pm November, 2 creature said...

Quetzalcoatl?

12:16 pm November, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

Now I know I’ve been championing PeenReveal for quite sometime, well ever since puberty, but sandwiched between bleethy falsies and wrapped up in garish animal prints is not really to my tastes. Thanks for trying though DB1 its nice to feel heard.

12:17 pm November, 2 Wheezer said...

Creatch, you may be overthinking it a bit. I think his name if “Q’lown.”

12:18 pm November, 2 Wheezer said...

Or perhaps it is Q’lown.
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How the hell would I know if I don’t know what the way to type ‘is’ is…..

12:29 pm November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Queefist?

12:37 pm November, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

Q-Zar? Maybe this dude is just into laser tag? He’s a lazer bag. Meh. I think I need to retire, that one sucked.

12:37 pm November, 2 soy bomb said...

He seems less-than pleased that she is down there. Turn in your dick at the front desk “sir”.

12:41 pm November, 2 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Looks like this picture was more meant for Kimberly’s dad. “See what you did to me with all your inattention? That’s why I have sex with the gardner…”

Quixotes

12:42 pm November, 2 Southern Scrotic said...

I bet it’s pretty embarrassing to be completely erect in public like that.
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It’s probably more embarrassing that no one notices.

12:51 pm November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Aztec douche or Montedoucha looks my ex-girlfriends brother who himself was an aging Latino bag who liked to tune cars to the point they looked like giant metal grasshoppers with mufflers that sounded like a giant fart coming down the street at 120 mph. He also thought The Fast and the Furious was a documentary and had a penchant for anger and bad decisions resulting in him for the most part being a broke loser with a swarm of metal fart locusts in his front yard. The wearing of a leopard print, day-glow green speedo should only ever be reserved for the losing of a serious, serious bet.

12:56 pm November, 2 Hurl Scheibe said...

MS13 must be dipping its big toe into the White Slaverly market.

1:10 pm November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Going completely unnoticed is the matching shirt.
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Cocineros

1:19 pm November, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Where do you even start with this train wreck. Her head is so small because she was born with a congenital defect. She’s f’ing brainless. Why else would you be on your knees in front of this loser.

1:20 pm November, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Qualm (kwahm) n. 1. a sudden feeling of sickness or faintness.
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yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

1:32 pm November, 2 UFO Destroyers said...

Please, please, don’t let this be Francine.
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Although we do know she has a penchant for being around the scrotes of the world.

1:35 pm November, 2 Wedgie said...

Q-ba gooba with the green teeth?

1:35 pm November, 2 creature said...

off camera of latest low budge hate daddy show, “Douchey-Libre”

1:41 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His bikini is also available in Purple, Cheetah, Tiger, More Gay, and Gabardine

1:43 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“I’ve had enough of you Q. Data please draw me an enema.”

1:43 pm November, 2 The Dude said...

That’s not a bulge.

2:00 pm November, 2 diedouche said...

please kill yourself

2:03 pm November, 2 creature said...

fluffer for latino mericone porn?
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Quicksand? ’cause once you drop in that ass, there’s no escape!

2:04 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Q-bert’s queefs cause quoit qualms in queers in Queensland reading Qu’rans.

2:04 pm November, 2 creature said...

show title, “Day of the Douche”?

2:05 pm November, 2 Kimberly's Father said...

Well that’s just great. So my gardener is dry tit-fuccing my daughter… Now who is going to edge my rose garden?? At least you don’t end up with an anchor baby from a titty-bang, but if he pops one of those things, he’s paying for another pair.

2:07 pm November, 2 diedouche said...

Is anyone noticing the guy in the background with the matching pants? Did Q fag loan him the matching set? Why are girls even near these assholes? I hope he hangs himself on the diving board. I need a sandwich.

2:09 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK so stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A syphilitic leopard wlkas into a bar with a blonde in his mouth and a chain with a huge letter “Q” around his neck and says to the bartender…
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Shit. Somebody finish this one. I’ve spent the last 3 fuccen days trying to re-enact the landing at Normandy by building the U.S. fleet out of rancid cottage cheese, toothpicks, and pork rinds. “Move faster! Why isn’t this done yet???? Hold on, not everybody isn’t as far as you. Wait for everyone. Do you think you’re fuccen special??? Oh, now you have a fuccen attitude?” Yeah, that’s been the past 3 days. Night night.

2:10 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ see? wlkas? I told you so.

2:43 pm November, 2 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Yikes! Her head is too small for her body and his head is too big for his….ensuring cunnilingus on coy Kimberly would be all but impossible.

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I haven’t seen a peen that small since this morning’s shower.
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.And those boobs look harder than calculus.
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.Zapotecs

3:18 pm November, 2 Ted Brogan said...

I think I need to start an antibiotics regimen, just having looked at this picture.

3:26 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^D.B.

Excuse me can I see the result of your AIDS test.

3:27 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it just me or can everybody smell the puss?

3:28 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

By the looks of your shorts we will take you to Our Beloved Leader.

3:28 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Choad wasn’t good in math so he became a wealthy lawyer and blogger.

3:30 pm November, 2 pacer bitch said...

he’s no douch, he’s from LMFAO !!

she’s the freak in this pic; just another hollywood hooker

3:42 pm November, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I beg to differ. He IS a douche. But good call on the identities. She is one pathetic Bleeth.

6:57 pm November, 2 Guid is Good said...

Big Bird weeps for the letter Q. Where was this photo taken – doucheclown college?

8:01 pm November, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

That’s a peeny little Q-Tip he’s got there.

8:02 pm November, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

Star Trek’s Q was actually a lot more interesting than this jerkster, and he dressed in black and didn’t expose himself. Now, THAT takes talent.

8:18 pm November, 2 Steve L. said...

i’m glad the letter Q is one of the less frequently used letters.

8:29 pm November, 2 Steve L. said...

and if faux ninja turtles call for katana shredding, this pic calls for…

i don’t know. i will have to confront this piece of shit in person to impart the complete complement of punishments this pudstain really deserves.

9:04 pm November, 2 Nostradouchus said...

Sadly, he found out “she” had a peen…

9:15 pm November, 2 Stephanie said...

What a train wreck here.This illegal is picking the wrong fruit.

10:17 pm November, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Capt. James 12:51
Metal Fart Locusts is the name of my next band.
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This pic smells like old kielbasa and Dove bodywash.

11:23 pm November, 2 CB Popped said...

Ok – this couple makes the Turtle Ninja suspender – FGSR combo look like saints.

Shart is all I can say when looking at this guy.

1:12 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Anybody else notice that in her left hand she’s holding more fat than she is man?
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$10 says this girl’s just the nut valet while he’s going to town on some Asian meth addict.

6:07 am November, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

The US Border Patrol is now welcoming all cretins interested in entering the country illegally. This is just our way of saying, “Come on over!”

7:46 am November, 7 Douche Quixote said...

Here we have a minor complication, as this may invoke the rockstar leniency rule (douchbaggery in the name of performance art). Note here:

http://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE*

That the gentleman pictured is the one to the far right of the main dancer, and he is in fact wearing his wardrobe for the video.

The complication comes in the fact that the ridiculous-to-the-point-of-absurdity strongly suggests parody, though this would seem the type of music to encourage douchebag behaviour “in the clubs,” as they say.

*Should you insist on enduring the video be sure to shield your eyes at 59 seconds. You’ll thank me later..

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