Thursday, November 17, 2011
Silk Yankee Caps Are Not A Sign of Class
Perhaps we’ve become desensitized to just how odious D.J. iPod culture has ravaged our civilization like rampaging crypto-gay gladiator movies released on 11/11/11.
D.J. Assmunch wastes his salad years chasing ephemera under the rubric of accomplishment. Loud lights and noises as a substitute for thought.
Amanda pumps up and tones out, but rock solid abs eventually fade. What’s left?
Time, like the honey badger, don’t give a shit.
I’mma get a coffee.
Andre Agassi wants his hairpiece back..
turdburglars…
“FACACA?” My thoughts exactly.
I would not want to wake up next to that. Just sayin’.
Saw the DBT’s the other night and my newest crush is that Southern chunky monkey, bad ass bass player Shonna Tucker. She’s a tad short of a lotta woman but she sure can keep rhythm.
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Is that skanked out Bleeth wearing a tiara? and the female GSR, while appreciated, isn’t working for her. The more I stare I can swear I’m seeing the little man in the canoe trying to peak out of the darkness.
I can see her clitoris above the soft bump where her penis used to reside.
Amanda studied the Mary Kay Letourneau correspondence course on dating
Amanda is an amazing study in freak irony: 50+ from the neck up, 18 year old midriff and just disgusting down below. NOT cute. First nominee for the Hall of NOT.
Classic FGSR. Classic example of is gender-crossing repulsiveness.
I detect cooter.
Where’s the chick in this pic?
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All I see is a small peen tranny.
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.I’m not sure even @Rev Chad would f*ck her/him.
@ Et Tu
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Drive By Truckers. Nice work, son
She is a real princess guys. Princess Layouforahundreddollars. I like how DB1 classified this under Walkabout because shes wearing the same bikini as a bleeth in one of those pictures. A bleethkini if you will. Good times were had on DB1s walkabout. Are you planning any more vacations this year DB1?
Unknowingly peaking in their 20’s.
Definitely going to be winner of the “disembodied pelvic thrust suckle twat” Douchie.
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Otherwise known as a Pfah-gasm.
She put the keys in skeeeez…
@Vin
It was a good show in this tiny old music hall.
Rev would fuck ’em both.
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Son.
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.^yeah I’m signing off old-school again. Son.
At this rate bikini bottoms will begin, and end, just above the knee.
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And I am sooooooooo down with that.
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Clam bakes.
I’ve never seen a Korean mullet before.
@ Capt. James T. Douche^
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It was only a matter of time before Koreans figured out how to make mullets cheaper and faster than Americans. THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
D.J. Assmunch wastes his salad years…..
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I don’t know, Boss – I’m sure he tosses her ex-con boyfriends’ salad on a regular basis.
That is one flat chick. The one wearing the band-aid ‘kini is dog-like. Is it loyalty that binds them?
Not Korean. I’ve been there. They dress like girls.
Definitely a try hard Filipino. Every one of them thinks they’re a gangster.
DB1, I thought this was “hot chicks” with douchebags. This one has no hips and looks like she’s had more plastic surgery and makeup applied than Tara Reid.
Why is she even wearing the bottoms?
^^^ Because there is a God.