Thursday, November 17, 2011

Silk Yankee Caps Are Not A Sign of Class

Perhaps we’ve become desensitized to just how odious D.J. iPod culture has ravaged our civilization like rampaging crypto-gay gladiator movies released on 11/11/11.

D.J. Assmunch wastes his salad years chasing ephemera under the rubric of accomplishment. Loud lights and noises as a substitute for thought.

Amanda pumps up and tones out, but rock solid abs eventually fade. What’s left?

Time, like the honey badger, don’t give a shit.

I’mma get a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
6:49 am November, 17 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Andre Agassi wants his hairpiece back..

turdburglars…

6:52 am November, 17 soy bomb said...

“FACACA?” My thoughts exactly.

7:00 am November, 17 Douchble Helix said...

I would not want to wake up next to that. Just sayin’.

7:10 am November, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Saw the DBT’s the other night and my newest crush is that Southern chunky monkey, bad ass bass player Shonna Tucker. She’s a tad short of a lotta woman but she sure can keep rhythm.
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Is that skanked out Bleeth wearing a tiara? and the female GSR, while appreciated, isn’t working for her. The more I stare I can swear I’m seeing the little man in the canoe trying to peak out of the darkness.

7:28 am November, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can see her clitoris above the soft bump where her penis used to reside.

7:46 am November, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Amanda studied the Mary Kay Letourneau correspondence course on dating

7:58 am November, 17 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Amanda is an amazing study in freak irony: 50+ from the neck up, 18 year old midriff and just disgusting down below. NOT cute. First nominee for the Hall of NOT.

8:37 am November, 17 tall guy said...

Classic FGSR. Classic example of is gender-crossing repulsiveness.

8:39 am November, 17 troy tempest said...

I detect cooter.

8:48 am November, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Where’s the chick in this pic?
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All I see is a small peen tranny.
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.I’m not sure even @Rev Chad would f*ck her/him.

9:00 am November, 17 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu
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Drive By Truckers. Nice work, son

9:11 am November, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

She is a real princess guys. Princess Layouforahundreddollars. I like how DB1 classified this under Walkabout because shes wearing the same bikini as a bleeth in one of those pictures. A bleethkini if you will. Good times were had on DB1s walkabout. Are you planning any more vacations this year DB1?

9:14 am November, 17 Wedgie said...

Unknowingly peaking in their 20’s.

9:21 am November, 17 jonezy said...

Definitely going to be winner of the “disembodied pelvic thrust suckle twat” Douchie.
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Otherwise known as a Pfah-gasm.

9:29 am November, 17 troy tempest said...

She put the keys in skeeeez…

10:19 am November, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin
It was a good show in this tiny old music hall.

10:27 am November, 17 DarkSock said...

Rev would fuck ’em both.
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Son.
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.^yeah I’m signing off old-school again. Son.

11:20 am November, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

At this rate bikini bottoms will begin, and end, just above the knee.
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And I am sooooooooo down with that.
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Clam bakes.

11:29 am November, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’ve never seen a Korean mullet before.

11:38 am November, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@ Capt. James T. Douche^
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It was only a matter of time before Koreans figured out how to make mullets cheaper and faster than Americans. THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

12:18 pm November, 17 Wheezer said...

D.J. Assmunch wastes his salad years…..
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I don’t know, Boss – I’m sure he tosses her ex-con boyfriends’ salad on a regular basis.

3:46 pm November, 17 Eponymous Douche said...

That is one flat chick. The one wearing the band-aid ‘kini is dog-like. Is it loyalty that binds them?

5:12 pm November, 17 Nostradouchus said...

Not Korean. I’ve been there. They dress like girls.

Definitely a try hard Filipino. Every one of them thinks they’re a gangster.

DB1, I thought this was “hot chicks” with douchebags. This one has no hips and looks like she’s had more plastic surgery and makeup applied than Tara Reid.

9:01 pm November, 17 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Why is she even wearing the bottoms?

4:15 am November, 18 Douchble Helix said...

^^^ Because there is a God.

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