Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Somewhere at a Midwestern State School, Kappa Zeta Tao Is Missing Its Village Idiots

Billy and Willy say “Yo!” to Drunk Kathy in stupid falsetto.

Kathy thanks them for her Appletini and goes back to her Besties in short order.

# posted by douchebag1
6:53 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So this is what really takes place before the camera starts recording at College Girls Gang Bang. Roofies and boogers for the hooker.

7:08 am November, 15 DarkSock said...

Does the world really need another Dumb and Dumber prequel?

7:12 am November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

I think her vag exploded. Sick. These douches act quick. I like men of action.

7:17 am November, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

We’re not claiming them. I’m pretty sure they’re from MSU. Either way, that one on the right has a long and illustrious career in playing WOW in his mom’s basement ahead of him, if the Oxycintin overdose doesn’t kill him first.

7:33 am November, 15 hermit said...

At the very bottom of the frame the cuckatoo of the collection consciousness shakes his feathered head in disgust.

7:36 am November, 15 hermit said...

“collective” dammit fuck this damn smartphone editing my posts.

7:42 am November, 15 hermit said...

Actually the new movie remake is called “Attention Deficient and Retarded.”

7:44 am November, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I am sure these guys look just as stoopid in their Sunday best, sans Douchebag hats and hangovers. She must be above to heave.

7:46 am November, 15 hermit said...

“Retarded and Retardeder ?”

7:49 am November, 15 creature said...

blackhat, “doh, girl soft & smell good”
bluehat, “duude, we can, like, cross swords in the middle, duuude!”
Kathy, “owh, ungh, more lube Lar-dog! …you guys really think I look like Selma Hayek?”
blackhat, “huh,huh, feel my needle in your haystack yet?”

7:50 am November, 15 hermit said...

That chick would be wearing a burka if her parents didn’t move to Amerika. They’ll wish they never left Pakistan when they see this pic.

7:59 am November, 15 Douchble Helix said...

I’d like to make a PB & J Douchble Helix samwich with this one and Tiny Dancer Maria.
I wouldn’t know up from down, and wouldn’t give a shit.

8:19 am November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

I really does take a village to raise an idiot. Am I right Douchble Helix,
;).

8:25 am November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

I can’t wait until the Appletini is replaced by Crown and Coke. C’mon woo hots. Grow some drinkin’ balls. And you know what what about a National Grow Some Fucking Balls Day for everyone? I say today is as good a day as any. I’m gonna tell people what I really think of them today. It’s gonna be great.

8:29 am November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

That fuck on the right has discharged front and rear into his Underoos.
.
This is like a scene a demented hillbilly would describe in a Rorschach test

8:29 am November, 15 jonezy said...

did her vagina explode or is yahoo serious giving her the most cunning of lingus?

8:33 am November, 15 Douchble Helix said...

@ND – I guess I’m not in on the joke…

9:05 am November, 15 Wedgie said...

Tiny Dancer’s cousin. Bad taste in men runs in the family.
Probably don’t have any hoops players in that tree.

9:18 am November, 15 creature said...

tiny dancer before boob job (& fratpud dp episode) pic?

9:25 am November, 15 tall guy said...

Dude on the right is just so ridiculous I almost felt sorry for him. But then the coffee I’ve just necked kick-in and common sense prevailed. My compassion goes out to the blind, the homeless, abused women, addicts, alcoholics in fact, pretty much anyone aside from that smug looking clown.

11:09 am November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DH, don’t play coy. You totally get it. 😉

12:25 pm November, 15 Wheezer said...

“Tao”? I thought it was Ta—–oh wait, The Tao of Poo.
.
I get it.

4:04 am November, 16 CB Popped said...

Hermit is right as usual,,,,this is a burka wearer back in Lebanon.

Welcome to the US and ,,,,,,,,our Douchebags.

1:04 am November, 17 Nostradouchus said...

Dude…the finger…I’m just sayin’.

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