Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Tony Zebra Lives in Long Island and is Orange

Where chestshave and orangeness still impress the Persian Giggle Kellys of the world.

But the ecotone grows more fragile, Tony Z. And by ecotone, I mean the hidden poisons at work in bottles of Z-Tan.

# posted by douchebag1
11:26 am November, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Kelly is lovely.
As long as she has her make-uo done.

11:27 am November, 15 Douchble Helix said...

make-up
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FUCK

11:38 am November, 15 ChestBrah said...

You are all crazy, this is the type of chest we should all strive for. I can only imagine him shirtless and I bet he has great aesthetics. And no I’m NOT gay!!!!. Jeez can’t a man enjoy another mans CSR?

11:44 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Hot Latina theme has been rapidly going downhill. As a negative person, I hope that the downward spiral continues to regress to a Snooki equilibrium of POO.

11:53 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tony’s dad gave me a ride to the hotel in Islip we were staying at after providing equisite hospitality at Abbott’s Steak House one Superbowl Sunday fifteen years ago this January. Tony might have been one of the twelve kids in the old, old, death machine that day that roared south on the LIE through desolate Long Island.

11:53 am November, 15 DarkSock said...

I’ll bet even after she shaves it looks like Fred Flintstone’s two-tone chin.
nb
Which is fine.

11:58 am November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

How long would Tony Z. last in an Upstate New York drunk tank with the ‘Nuck lumberjacks, hairy eared mountain men and just-about-hatin-everwun locals that eat gunpowder sprinkled on their Cornflakes?
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Not saying he’s a pussy or anything but fer chrisakes, dude, this love affair with the mirror’s gotta end, son

12:22 pm November, 15 creature said...

come on boss…think we’re all on dope (aside from the good rev. ofcourse)…she’s all the same gal, Tiny Dancer, appletini Kathy & Persiana Kelly…dirty lil’ slut & cocck catcher that she is

12:35 pm November, 15 Wedgie said...

Oh, so that’s what zebra print looks like. Gotta go break the bad news to my daughter.

12:35 pm November, 15 creature said...

& Tony bought that blouse at a Donkey Douche garage sale

12:50 pm November, 15 Darnell (Donkey Douche's cell mate) said...

Donkey Douche ? I know Donkey Douche. Donkey Douche is my bitch. Tony, you sir are no Donkey Douche

1:16 pm November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vin’s description of upstate New York, my childhood playground and young adult drinking place, is bang on. We may have met at the Clinton County Correctional Facility the last time I was in the U.S. before I had to pay a fucking $500 fee for a criminal waiver every time I go through Homeland Security at the border. I’m not brown you government fuckers. All I did was piss in Staties gas tank when I was a kid of 39, 7 years ago. Fuck I’m an asshole.
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Fascist Border Guards
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1:21 pm November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Creature’s right. It may be the same girl. Shame on you sober dudes.

1:43 pm November, 15 jonezy said...

RE: Rev comment^
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I do hate bum piss smell all over my streets and subways, but I always felt like there is a fundamental hypocrisy in the fact that I’m not allowed to piss wherever I please but every fucking dog in the neighborhood is allowed to write Rover in the snow whenever the fuck they please.
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Pissing in public laws should only apply to bums and foreigners. So I guess you’d still be fucked here Rev, but isn’t it a god-given right to piss wherever the fuck I please?

2:12 pm November, 15 Douche Springsteen said...

I spent a couple months traipsing around eastern Europe (Czech Republic, Croatia, Poland, the Baltic Nations) and aside from grade-A shoulder gnaw blonde hotts with outrageously sexy accents when they spoke English, the one great unifying factor was that it was socially acceptable to piss in the gutters or alleys where ever you pleased. Well, that and rampant alcoholism, which I guess goes hand in hand with the laissez-faire attitude on public urination.
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Someone should pee on Tony Z.
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fugeddaboutit

2:14 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

@ Jonezy
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Depends on where you’re spraying.
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If you go to the drainage creek near the Big A at Angels Stadium or the woods around Dodger Stadium to wizz out your pre-game brewskis there’s two different set of rules
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Angel Stadium did the mature thing and realized that the Pre-Game-Party under the “A” is a hoot and let ’em be even going so far as to add porta potties. It’s frat guys/sorority chicks from nearby Cal State Fullerton mixing with area business guys in ties playing grabass with loudmouth construction guys while Orange County hotties dressed for warm weather strut they thangs.
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A visitor’s team fan like me hangs in without fear and intimidation. Even though it’s in the parking lot, it’s as far from the stadium entrances as you can get so the church ladies and uptight-rich-stiff-cocckless O.C. tools aren’t offended by the occassional breakout of debauchery as they drag their innocent childrens to the luxury boxes
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Dodger Stadium, on the other hand , has been lost to the area gangs for a while. About 5 years ago, they put a stop to tailgating even if you’re just sitting in your car sipping a cold one. They confisgate coolers and write tickets for open containers even if your car isn’t on. Those pussies will arrest you for INDECENT EXPOSURE if you go way into the woods to piss.
Yet another reason to publicly castrate Frank McCourt
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Also, try to find a place to piss during the Rose Parade, Aiy Yie, you might as well wear Depends.

2:47 pm November, 15 hermit said...

I know some guy that peed in a horse once.

3:08 pm November, 15 Stephanie said...

Sometimes the shirt you wear,asshole,defines you and what you believe in. In this case it would Tony wants to fuck a zebra.

3:42 pm November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Uh, yea so the other days me and Vinny we was out at the mall and saw that fuckin’ Forever 21 is now selling guys clothes so I went in and I found this fuckin’ shirt and now its my favorite fuckin’ store anybody gotta problem wit dat??

6:20 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

I agree with your shirt theory Stephanie, except I think he wants to duck a snow leopard. And yeah, when I wear my “My butthole is exit only.” shirt, I believe it.

6:21 pm November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Okay he wants to duck a snow leopard, but only after fucking it first.

4:20 am November, 16 CB Popped said...

Kelly appears more Persian – Italian than Latina,,,,

I would absolutely pee in her.

1:13 am November, 17 Nostradouchus said...

No worries…they were just comparing earrings and cleavage.

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