Monday, November 14, 2011

Troy Jaggofsky Attends a Party

Where Troy Jaggofsky demonstrates true upper eschelon puddliness. By conceptually fish filleting Wendy’s soul with Herpster-Douche hybridity of Mandana + Hipster Hat.

Then again, Wendy probably never should’ve left Hibbing Minnesota, neither. Lets move on.

# posted by douchebag1
12:47 pm November, 14 Stephanie said...

She’s saying: “get that ugly onion smelling duck face away from mine”.

12:49 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nothing says sexy on a woman like a bulbous nose and a cigarette in her man hands. She looks like one of my alcoholic cousins in Sudbury. The one that got pregnant in a rub n’ tug in the 80’s.

12:57 pm November, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Wow. Haven’t seen Mandana and Lobotomy rag since 2009’s Scrote Baio. He made a decent run at the Douchies but was no match for Smoot. And by no match I mean Joanie kneed Chachi in the balls and spit in his tear stained red face. Look him up.
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Meanwhile, House switches out his cane for a 30″ Matt Stafford dildo, fedora, and head diaper, and trades in the hospital for the ho-spital in an episode the critics aer calling “nearly as heart warming as the one with all the anal fisting. I cried. Like, a lot.” Tonight on Focks.

1:08 pm November, 14 Wedgie said...

I’d say that girl might be related to the late, great Jimmy Durante.

1:08 pm November, 14 RAPETIME said...

She’s a charmer, all right. Beak like an icebreaker on that face.

Nice little tits though.

He looks like he’s waiting for his turn at the glory hole. Giving, not receiving.

1:17 pm November, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Not a great face and some very small boobies, but something about her look says she would leave you drained of seminal fluid and ready to take a long enjoyable nap.

Something about his look says uneducated and unemployed.

1:19 pm November, 14 creature said...

she’s constipated

1:30 pm November, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

She thinks she’s hotter than she is, that means she must be good in the sack. And on the sack. And yes, I would know the type.

1:33 pm November, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s known for her “bladey f*cks” in which she lets you grease up the top of her spine,clamps her scapulae tight around your peen, and lets you pogo away and use her hair to wipe clean. Its great for you and she gets to keep smoking and throwing back cheap scotch.
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Everyone wins. And by wins I mean donkey punch.

1:35 pm November, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

In six months she will have a new nose and ruined those perky boobies with the bolt on grapefruits.

1:44 pm November, 14 Mr. White said...

She aspires to be “all hot and classy and shit” like JWowww, but she knows that she’s still several plastic surgeries away from attaining her goal.
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Wrap your head around the tragedies of human mathematics that led to that.

2:01 pm November, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

Son of Smoot.
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And how are you gonna keep Wendy in Hibbing once she’s seen Karl Hungus?

2:10 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Nancy! You ever do any lesbo shit?

2:21 pm November, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Small side B( . )( . )b reveal is still reveal and for that I applaud her. Is that The Rev’s Jeebus sized Cocck Ring on her upper forearm?

2:31 pm November, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, one time when me and my friend hugged I’m pretty sure our boobs touched. Does that count? Chicks don’t do it for me, sorry. I kinda wish they did though because I would have serious game as a lezbo.

2:31 pm November, 14 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her butt.
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That is a compliment, for you newcomers.
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She has lovely B-cups, with perky little nepos.

3:18 pm November, 14 DarkSock said...

She looks like Madonna’s ass-ugly gal-pal Sandra Bernhard, done right.
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Here’s Sandra herself (warning – she’s so ugly you may want to make a box with a little hole in it to look at her image through, first, just to be safe):
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Bridge trolls.

3:18 pm November, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Where’s the hott?
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Or the chick?
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.All I see is two dudes…albeit one with amazingly smooth skin.
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.Here I am, slappin’ the sausage in hopes of a pic of some “A” class trim….and THIS pops up?!?&^%&*
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.WTF DB1? My afternoon delight has been ruined.
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.Masterdebaters

3:20 pm November, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Damn you @DarkSock! *&%&*$&^%$(&^%
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.Now I ain’t rubbin’ one out for a week.

3:22 pm November, 14 CB Popped said...

That Bernhard pic should come with a Parental Warning Advisory, graphic image ahead disclaimer.

Damn, these Herpsters wear a lot of jewelry.

6:37 pm November, 14 Nostradouchus said...

That’s also his cock ring.

6:57 pm November, 14 tall guy said...

Look she’s not too bad! Not hott, but alright. Bonus points for her less than graceful pull away from Jaggosky. Plus she also has the decency to look terribly frightened at his proximity.

7:13 pm November, 14 Mad Douchigan said...

I’m with tall guy, not overly hott, nice natural boobabage, and a plus for side boob shot, negative for the cig and lack of a decent manicure, plus for the loose top showing a nice figure…

7:23 pm November, 14 Wedgie said...

Thanks, Sock. Another worthy entrant into the “Could Be A Guy In Drag” category.

9:11 pm November, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yeah. Not a prize winner, but I guarantee she screws like a rabbis’ badger.

she looks like what porn chicks look like when they aren’t doing porn. that is nearly unrecognizable when not having sixteen and a half inches of combined cock shoved lovingly into her while she clings to a bannister with both hands like the fading memories of her childhood.

this is also why its i propose that when porn stars travel, and they want celebrity level “do you know who i am” treatment, they should be required to show their unique form of id, and replicate the only means by which we have to recognize them.

2:34 am November, 15 Guid is Good said...

Sideboob = good; side-schnoz = bad.

7:50 am November, 15 Hurl Scheibe said...

What nose?

All I see is succulent side boob.

Remember what Benjamin Franklin once advised a young man – in the dark, all cats are gray.

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