Friday, November 18, 2011

Where’s Waldouche?: Boobs Edition

Somewher in this pic of a perfectly taut body hottness of perhaps questionable Jerzeyface, I’ve carefully hidden bro-time.

Look closely.

Can you find them saying “Brah!” and bitching about Mark Sanchez?

# posted by douchebag1
9:20 am November, 18 Wedgie said...

“A bod for sex, and a head for business”.
Who needs a pimp?

9:37 am November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

I’m catching a Lauren Sanchez vibe from this chick.
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And I sure as hell hope I don’t catch whatever those douche spigots have

9:52 am November, 18 Douche of Hazard said...

You are not talking about that chisled gangster in the background enjoying the sloe gin fizz, are you?

10:43 am November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice chick, shame about the lips.

10:51 am November, 18 tall guy said...

She’s got a pouch on her like Skippy the bush kangaroo!

10:55 am November, 18 douche douche said...

nice pink triangles

11:02 am November, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

From this distance his tatts match the camo pattern on his shorts. The term “tattoo artist” takes another hit.
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Except for the Ronald McDonald clown lips, she’s a keeper.

11:07 am November, 18 Wedgie said...

Somebody fell asleep at the Haiku switch.
Unless Darksock had another boating incident.

11:09 am November, 18 tall guy said...

Yeah I’ve never understood the whole pencil line on the upper lip look. It just looks stupid.

11:54 am November, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Jeff from IT doesn’t realize what he’s standing next to. That badonkadonk is going to explode any minute.

11:56 am November, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

Not enough peen in this scene.

12:26 pm November, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

Jerz Bleeth or not, I want to my mash my face into her chest.
Waldouche’s white flip-flops don’t really mesh with the bad-ass gangsta at the beach vibe he is undoubtedly aiming for.

12:38 pm November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I never thought I’d EVER say this but John Waters has got some nice tits.

1:02 pm November, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

I just imagined her taking off her glasses and her optic blasts cut everyone around her in half.
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Seriously. A body like that and still, THAT’S where my imagination goes first. Am I just too jaded? Too old to care? Too evil?
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Oh shit. My imagination heard me and a goat-headed octopus just tore out of her womb. Now it’s attacking the crowd. It might also be singing “Find Me A Hero” with Ethel Merman’s voice but the screams are muffling it. You know, a lot of consumer advocates say the expiration dates on meds are false but now I’m beginning to wonder.

2:14 pm November, 18 Morbo said...

“Got your picture? Good. Now buy me another Tutti Frutti daiquiri like you said you would “

2:17 pm November, 18 Morbo said...

“Got your picture? Good. Now buy me another Tutti Frutti daiquiri like you said you would.”
She then shakes her glass from side to side so the ice makes an annoying tinkle-tinkle sound that both shames the picture taker and gives him hope that she can’t hold her liquor.

3:05 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Titiana is a Professor of Tautology at Cal State San Luis Obispo. Nobody ever misses her class. Agree with Rev Chad about her labia.

3:21 pm November, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

All I see is pink orbs, and a pink triangle, all calling out to me. Come hither, little sithling.

11:31 pm November, 18 Nostradouchus said...

Too bad he hasn’t carefully hidden his Kanye glasses.

The chick’s okay, I’ve seen better on here. I’d bang her, though, because you can tell she’s got some serious bedroom game.

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