Tuesday, November 22, 2011

“Would You Like to Buy Some Time Share in Acapulco?”

Yellow Eyes said in a thick Scandanavian accent to Marisa.

“Uhm, no.” She replied.

And the colored lenses go, “doo de doo, de doo, de do de do, doo, de doo, de doo, de doo de doo doooooo….”

# posted by douchebag1
6:54 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Florist and Natasha?

7:00 am November, 22 DarkSock said...

Someone’s gonna have to make a good case if she’s not in the running for the 2011 “Most Expensive First Date”; one look at her and I could feel my platinum AMEX tremble in fear.
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In my pants.
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Involuntary Turgids.

7:16 am November, 22 Hermit said...

I give this guy a pass, as a fellow bald man and because we’ve seen him before.
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Who loves ‘ya baby?

7:23 am November, 22 Wedgie said...

^”If you bother me
or my family
I’m gonna scatter your brains
From here to White Plains”.
That guy had talent.

7:26 am November, 22 Anonymous said...

Her stare could make Khrushchev put his shoe back on.

7:38 am November, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

Damnit, Hermit, you beat me to the Kojak reference. Either way, he’s gonna try licking her like a lollipop later on and it ain’t gonna go well.

7:48 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her lips say, “Gag fuck me you stupid American in my sausage heater while I cut your balls off.” I think?

8:00 am November, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nice Lou Reed ref there, Boss…

8:01 am November, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

On the set of our first movie I personally got to shake the hand of “El Sleezo Tough”. Real nice guy. At least AFTER you bought him a drink.

8:11 am November, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hunter S. Thompson lives!! We were somewhere near the V.I.P. area when the roofies began to take hold…

8:21 am November, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Ugh.
Don’t get me started on foreigner time share salesmen. Met dozens of them. All mostly one step ahead of the law – even before they started selling time shares. Although, being as I was living in Mexico at the time, I guess in a ‘technical’ sense, I may have been considered a ‘foreigner’.
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Fuck that!

8:38 am November, 22 Hermit said...

I caught the Lou Reed reference as well.
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And speaking of Hunter S Thompson, check out this short clip. Fantastic for the old school rigid scooters and the undeniable awesomeness of Thompson as a reporter.

1:04 pm November, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

Don’t settle for walking.

Scooters.

1:06 pm November, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

Lou Reed pimps Honda Scooters

2:04 pm November, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

This is taken on the set of Bruce Willis’ revamped television show, “Poonlighting”.

4:02 pm November, 22 Nostradouchus said...

buttchin

4:44 pm November, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Correction. AssPearchin.

6:29 pm November, 22 Stephanie said...

He’s either from the band Kraftwerk or he’s Telly Savalas.

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