Thursday, December 15, 2011

Best Golden Globes #1: Tiny Dancer Maria

Speaking of award winning hots… the voters have spoken. And Best G.G. #1 goes to Petite Tiny Dancer Maria.

For they are the firm of purity suckle gnaw spankle coalesce fondle poke.

And they deserve enshrinement.

# posted by douchebag1
11:27 am December, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hold me closer, Tony Danza! A well deserved victory by the spermtress for the band.

11:36 am December, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Shouldn’t that be Best Golden Globes, numbers one and two? Now if Miss Tiny Dancer Maria would be so kind as to step up to the trampoline for her acceptance speech.
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A moment please while we lower our collective zippers and stand at full, turgid, attention for a fwapping ovation.

11:38 am December, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, looks like your front runner really pulled through. Repeatedly. Elton John is rolling over in his grave right now at the butchering of his masterpiece.
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Enshrine those tits in a diamond encrusted bra! Congrats Tiny Golddigger Maria! You know what works and you run with it. Any baby would be proud to suckle at such coveted teats.
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Seacrest out.

11:41 am December, 15 Geoffrey said...

under the knife abroad Maria

11:47 am December, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Drueche, Tiny Dancer’s body radiates such sexuality, that she could turn Elton John straight from the next town over. Or grill a cheese sandwich.

11:54 am December, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, no argument here from my rocking chair. I’m knitting her a halter top right now. There’s some holes near the nipple area that I need to fix but other than that its almost finished.

11:56 am December, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

They certainly are globular…and my arousal certainly testicular when I see them.

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.And @Nancy Dreuche: Elton isn’t dead, he just plays that way every night in Vegas.
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Has Beens

11:58 am December, 15 Bag A said...

Well deserved victory. She also appeared on November 22 in the “One Word Tuesday” post.

12:02 pm December, 15 Jeff said...

Boobyaka! My favorite category! I would remove my penis from its restricted quarters and um well I guess I’m supposed to jack off to these things. But then who do I high five after? Damn it there should be a How To Book about this stuff.

12:04 pm December, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Bag A, are you sure that’s her? They are similar, but the Nov. pic looks a lot more porny. And that hott looks like she’s been mistaking her belly button for a vajayjay for the last decade.

12:04 pm December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bikini Clara cause that’s the way I roll. Should not have stopped by Lenny the Box’ house to get stoned before going Christmas shipping.
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Oh Clara. You are lovely in a Celtic boobie way that you make me think of this guy. Live from Dublin.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuI1BdUayJE
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12:05 pm December, 15 Eponymous Douche said...

These globes are timeless, timely and all-time. General petite hotness only serves to highlight the elite level globularity of golden orbs. This is the breast template. All others pale in comparison, literally.

12:06 pm December, 15 The Dude said...

hmm… I voted for the freedom of Gesthemane’s globes from their constraints.

I guess I’ll have to find a way to see the quality of the globes on Tiny Maria.
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Don’t fret, Gesthemane — I have your back in this!

12:24 pm December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops. Wrong thread.
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This gaggle of degenerates wanted to pop by to salute the 2011 Douchies and spread some Christmas doobies and dentures. And by dentures I mean I would give up a few rotting Irish molars to suckle her in the way that she gives babies boners.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY&feature=related

12:30 pm December, 15 FoghornLeghorn said...

Good choices. Both of them.

12:51 pm December, 15 Wedgie said...

Pogue ma hoin, Rev.
The spinner for the winner. She deserves a nice viking yogurt with extra topping.

1:01 pm December, 15 Wheezer said...

Has anyone said that “they’re all winners”? Come on, man, we need the fuccen clichés to represent!
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Average white bandmembers.

1:09 pm December, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fake as can be but nice none the less.

1:18 pm December, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I think Bag A may be correct. Same hoop earrings. Same hair. Same nose. I would of course need to wrap my lips around each dollar-sized-pancake nipple to be absolutely certain, but right now I’m saying Tiny Dancer is also November 22nd’s “One Word Tuesday”, which as I recall was won by the word “Sploooorch”.

1:23 pm December, 15 CB Popped said...

GG might be her bra size.

1:42 pm December, 15 Champagne Katie's Press Agent's Clippings Service said...

Well deserved, Tiny Dancer. We at the Super Awesome Talent Agency love spinners.
Pointing them out for the camera is totally unnecessary, but that’s what makes his a douche.

2:25 pm December, 15 Mel 'bagson said...

Aussie PTP girl. Smoking hot. For the curious among us, google “Hannah Eldred”.

Hat Tip to Bag A.

2:52 pm December, 15 Douchble Helix said...

I think it’s her: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/tdmh.jpg/

12:02 am December, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And by “enshrinement” you mean “titty fucking”, right?
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Because that’s most certainly what they deserve: a forceful cleavageal dissevering via my cawk.

1:36 am December, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

Her big golden globes look especially perky on her petite patouche, the whole package licker in store even more outstanding next to that tall feller.
I’ll drink me a double to that.

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