Douchiest Video of the Year: Lil’ Wang
Over the past year we’ve watched many Sunday HCwDB movies, but no video quite captures the ethos of hot chicks with douchebags like this overproduced disgrace of a “video.”
Featuring some ‘bagling clown and an inordinate amount of writhing paid-to-pose hot chickery, it is all that remains toxic and festering in our culture.
(Dis)honorable mention to the white trashery of Riff Raff, the 1% elitist arrogance of A. Samuels (who, in other historical eras, would end up guillotined by the masses), the hilarious dance lessons of Chee, and the boxing montage of Turkish douchitude who gets his comeuppance, The Shishkabag.
Funniest video of the year has to go to the genius that is Jedibags, with an honorable mention to the I Lift Things Up and Put Things Down ad.
And a hearty WTF to Hassan’s Old Man Frolic, shot in some dystopian lower middle class nightmarish household den somewhere in Glendale.
Old Man Frolic was inspiring. And I say that without a trace of sarcasm.
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Dear Lil Wang, if that IS your real name, your appointment for castration is in fifteen minutes. Please present ID at the desk and have your lab report papers ready.
I was wondering if this was going to be a category glad to find out it was. I would posit that Bollywood Stunt Horses deserves a mention as one of the funnier ones. I would also offer a dishonorable to the A-Hole who “fucked a white girl who drove a pink range”
^ http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/04/the-greatest-action-sequence-of-all-time/#comments
The little Skippy video was what I meant earlier so if your hungover & nauseous I would advise not watching this.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/02/little-skippy-records-a-song/
Couldn’t make it past 6 seconds of Lil Wang with sound off, just too early for that shit.
Sugarfree RedBull and cush.
Shiskabag knockout was exellent!
@CB Popped, isn’t it like 11:15 there? Anyway pretty sure Lil Wang castrated himself by going by the name Lil Wang. I’ve been called G-Money and L-Jesus on occasion by some dudes so I know how true to life some nicknames are. Word.
I hope next year Freddie Wong makes “Return of the Jedi A-holes”.
Yo quiero taco belle!
I’m going to spend the next three hours cleansing my palate with old catheters from the old folks home and this:
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“This is a song that sometimes takes the building in a manner which our forefathers were very used to. Did you here that?”
Live for the Douchies weekend spectacular an entire concert by the metal hippies, the occupants of Alistair Crowleys pants, the zozos from Madison Square Garden doing it east coast style.
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Societal Loss cuts across all cultures, languages and geographic boundaries.
I made it to 21 seconds before I vomited
Lil’ Wang has just made me a hardcore Belieber. Never thought it would happen. Maybe can turn it to my advantage; chicks dig that.
@Champagne Katie’s DP, how’s it going on Operation Bone CK? Have you Google’s her yet? Have you Googled her Dad yet? Maybe you can glean some insight into her delicate psyche from that. Also may I suggest a first date method I find works 100% all the time 100% of the time? Don’t kind if I do. First, suggest a meet up on a Sunday. Suggest a meet up spot that’s typically closed on Sunday. CM will get mad, use this to your advantage, say “Hey, I’m actually a pretty good cook, why don’t we go back to my place?”. When she agrees if you have roommates text them and tell them to get the eff out. Proceed to your place. Then fuck the shit outta her. Hand her a Lunchables and tell her to have a nice day. Then as she’s leaving yell out ” Next in line.” Chicks dig that stuff. Good luck, you can do this.
eghad 36 seconds thia video should be used in extrodinary redition….
Next to that, the Chargers don’t look so bad.
Wedgie, last I checked, the Chargers were tied 0-0. With 15.00min left in the first quarter.
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This looks werse!
Hardest category to judge. I can’t imagine watching more than 2 seconds of any of these a second time.
somewhere out there Samurai Scrote is appalled
^Dreuche, yeah poss a 3 hr time zone difference “there” – here.
So, would that be Big Wang in the photo below?
Cheerleader Kelly & Champagne Katie look like total bitches that are only attached to money and could easily go bleeth.
Sucklechomp Amanda & Nadijka are both beautiful, therefore I will use breast size to decide….
Sucklechomp Amanda FTW
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