Sunday, December 11, 2011

Douchiest Video of the Year: Lil’ Wang

Over the past year we’ve watched many Sunday HCwDB movies, but no video quite captures the ethos of hot chicks with douchebags like this overproduced disgrace of a “video.”

Featuring some ‘bagling clown and an inordinate amount of writhing paid-to-pose hot chickery, it is all that remains toxic and festering in our culture.

(Dis)honorable mention to the white trashery of Riff Raff, the 1% elitist arrogance of A. Samuels (who, in other historical eras, would end up guillotined by the masses), the hilarious dance lessons of Chee, and the boxing montage of Turkish douchitude who gets his comeuppance, The Shishkabag.

Funniest video of the year has to go to the genius that is Jedibags, with an honorable mention to the I Lift Things Up and Put Things Down ad.

And a hearty WTF to Hassan’s Old Man Frolic, shot in some dystopian lower middle class nightmarish household den somewhere in Glendale.

# posted by douchebag1
7:37 am December, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

Old Man Frolic was inspiring. And I say that without a trace of sarcasm.
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Dear Lil Wang, if that IS your real name, your appointment for castration is in fifteen minutes. Please present ID at the desk and have your lab report papers ready.

7:54 am December, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

I was wondering if this was going to be a category glad to find out it was. I would posit that Bollywood Stunt Horses deserves a mention as one of the funnier ones. I would also offer a dishonorable to the A-Hole who “fucked a white girl who drove a pink range”

7:58 am December, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

The little Skippy video was what I meant earlier so if your hungover & nauseous I would advise not watching this.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/02/little-skippy-records-a-song/

8:15 am December, 11 CB Popped said...

Couldn’t make it past 6 seconds of Lil Wang with sound off, just too early for that shit.

Sugarfree RedBull and cush.

Shiskabag knockout was exellent!

8:54 am December, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CB Popped, isn’t it like 11:15 there? Anyway pretty sure Lil Wang castrated himself by going by the name Lil Wang. I’ve been called G-Money and L-Jesus on occasion by some dudes so I know how true to life some nicknames are. Word.

8:58 am December, 11 Steve said...

I hope next year Freddie Wong makes “Return of the Jedi A-holes”.

9:09 am December, 11 The Dude said...

Yo quiero taco belle!

9:38 am December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m going to spend the next three hours cleansing my palate with old catheters from the old folks home and this:
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“This is a song that sometimes takes the building in a manner which our forefathers were very used to. Did you here that?”

Live for the Douchies weekend spectacular an entire concert by the metal hippies, the occupants of Alistair Crowleys pants, the zozos from Madison Square Garden doing it east coast style.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5OzpcilIDY

9:43 am December, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Societal Loss cuts across all cultures, languages and geographic boundaries.

9:47 am December, 11 Ohio FJ said...

I made it to 21 seconds before I vomited

11:05 am December, 11 Champagne Katie's Dogwalker's Poolboy said...

Lil’ Wang has just made me a hardcore Belieber. Never thought it would happen. Maybe can turn it to my advantage; chicks dig that.

11:22 am December, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Champagne Katie’s DP, how’s it going on Operation Bone CK? Have you Google’s her yet? Have you Googled her Dad yet? Maybe you can glean some insight into her delicate psyche from that. Also may I suggest a first date method I find works 100% all the time 100% of the time? Don’t kind if I do. First, suggest a meet up on a Sunday. Suggest a meet up spot that’s typically closed on Sunday. CM will get mad, use this to your advantage, say “Hey, I’m actually a pretty good cook, why don’t we go back to my place?”. When she agrees if you have roommates text them and tell them to get the eff out. Proceed to your place. Then fuck the shit outta her. Hand her a Lunchables and tell her to have a nice day. Then as she’s leaving yell out ” Next in line.” Chicks dig that stuff. Good luck, you can do this.

12:15 pm December, 11 army (ret) douche said...

eghad 36 seconds thia video should be used in extrodinary redition….

12:24 pm December, 11 Wedgie said...

Next to that, the Chargers don’t look so bad.

1:02 pm December, 11 The Dude said...

Wedgie, last I checked, the Chargers were tied 0-0. With 15.00min left in the first quarter.
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This looks werse!

2:43 pm December, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Hardest category to judge. I can’t imagine watching more than 2 seconds of any of these a second time.

6:58 pm December, 11 scumbag619 said...

somewhere out there Samurai Scrote is appalled

7:34 pm December, 11 CB Popped said...

^Dreuche, yeah poss a 3 hr time zone difference “there” – here.

9:11 pm December, 11 Wedgie said...

So, would that be Big Wang in the photo below?

7:45 am December, 12 dhill0125 said...

Cheerleader Kelly & Champagne Katie look like total bitches that are only attached to money and could easily go bleeth.

Sucklechomp Amanda & Nadijka are both beautiful, therefore I will use breast size to decide….

Sucklechomp Amanda FTW

7:46 am December, 12 dhill0125 said...

oops, wrong entry

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