Friday, December 2, 2011

Friday Haiku

Neck Tatts and Slut Hair:
“WE ARE the 1%, Yo!”
…Unemployable…

Bottle blonde Q-Tip
Shiny building of a man
E-Harmony win.

— Douche Wayne

Shiny vest, matching
head kerchief…you know: to keep
it real AND classy

— idfma



She has crosses on
vest but there is no God. Proof
standing next to her.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

These two have it all
Together. Clothes and hair match.
No platinum card.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

No Shirt No Service?
I will mock authority
My vest in your face!

— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

Whoever said that
youth is wasted on the young
must have known these two.

— FoghornLeghorn

Three Day Suit Broker
Irregulars to dumpster
He finds vest with lunch.

— Vin Douchal

Nero diddled, while
Roma’s crotch burned. Club Zeus smells
Like Greek Tragedy.

— Bootney Lee Farnsworth

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:44 am December, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Bottle blonde Q-Tip
Shiny building of a man
E-Harmony win.

6:48 am December, 2 idfma said...

Shiny vest, matching
head kerchief…you know: to keep
it real AND classy

6:53 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Why doesn’t hair dye
come in silver? We could match!”
Douche nods approval.

6:53 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doctor Evil: The
Spy Who Bagged Me (Platinum
Edition Tattoo)

6:54 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She has crosses on
vest but there is no God. Proof
standing next to her.

6:55 am December, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mostly silver dips.
What about some Bond-girl gold?
I hear that kills, right?

6:57 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mini-meme looks for
hot sex with bleeth. Settles for
stub rub with a skunk.

7:00 am December, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Father of the Bride
Head Shot-Caller of
15th Street Silver Foxes.

7:00 am December, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Cluster on his neck.
Denotes he’s a ‘Spor’ winner.
I just see fungi.

7:00 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Telly Saliva
And Kelli Tipa star in
“Kojerk Rises”

7:01 am December, 2 Douche Wayne said...

^ blew that one sorry folks.

7:01 am December, 2 Wedgie said...

Dude, one suggestion:
For your next tattoo, add a
bullseye to your head

7:01 am December, 2 saulgoode42 said...

“SPQR” tatt
Reveals Chad’s love for Romans
Likes oysters and clams

7:02 am December, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That there’s one nasty
case o’ strepthroat that he’s got!
Needs Neckectomy!

7:04 am December, 2 saulgoode42 said...

Jill’s confident smile
Belies the fact that really
She’s just not that fine

7:07 am December, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

He actually wore
A suit vest without a shirt?!!?
Bet he rolls coat sleeves.

7:11 am December, 2 Steve said...

Pictures like this make me happy knowing that, someday, not too long from now, women will just be walking around topless. It’s gonna be great……..

…..oh wait. By then the 99% won’t be referred to by the wall street protestors, it’ll be everyone that’s fat. Ugh.

7:13 am December, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Somewhere in SoCal
a tubby high school senior
has no vest for prom.

7:14 am December, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Chip on his shoulder?
Nah, it’s his whole Douche Villa.
Needs demolition.

7:14 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude had to shave head
And wear stupid shiny shit
For “Miami Lice”

7:15 am December, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Hey Buffalo Bill
What did you kill? His ex-wife
as well as the mood.

7:16 am December, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey! Is it just me?
Or do posts here take 3 min?
Fuccen delays suck.

7:17 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pursed lips and tight closed
Nostrils give away Skunkhead’s
Secret. Rotten crotch.

7:19 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If I had just one
Dollar for every time
I dressed up like that.

7:21 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Saul Good 42
Has watched Spartacus
One too many times.

7:22 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nancy Dreuche has hair
Just like this chick. But it’s on
Her armpits and poon.

7:27 am December, 2 Douche Wayne said...

He plays the fiddle
Vegas closes adult pools
Caesar’s Palace burns

7:28 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At least she’s happy
With runner-up on “Dancing
With Monochrome Freaks”

7:31 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two have it all
Together. Clothes and hair match.
No platinum card.

7:33 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His vest can not hide
The use of roids. I can see
His bitch tit nipple.

7:34 am December, 2 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

No Shirt No Service?
I will mock authority
My vest in your face!

7:35 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Posts have been slow for
Weeks Franklin D. R. is right
Someone call I.T.

7:36 am December, 2 Wedgie said...

Very bold choice made
For the cover of this year’s
Nieman Marcus mag.

7:38 am December, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Shaved head Mandana
and road kill ‘Possum
Make noxious coupling

7:51 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moose track tatts on right
shoulder? No money for “Put
cocck here” by asshole?

7:52 am December, 2 FoghornLeghorn said...

Whoever said that
youth is wasted on the young
must have known these two.

8:00 am December, 2 SonnyChibaChoad said...

party hearty vest
‘danna covers trepan wound
waste of skin and ink

8:01 am December, 2 douchebag1 said...

Nero diddled, while
Roma’s crotch burned. Club Zeus smells,
Like Greek Tragedy.
.
– management (no need for mainpage)
**shit, Boss, just do what I do; change your name then plaster the front page with your own stuff. -D.S.**

8:08 am December, 2 lurker_douche said...

lukewarm hott strikes pose
near strip joint valet parker
Norse eye of coitus

8:16 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A sock with soap bars
or pillow case full of locks
is what this pic needs.

8:37 am December, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

Like the Comstock Lode
this silver belongs in the
Nevada desert

8:41 am December, 2 lurker_douche said...

Question for Bossman
Why no Haiku of the year?
DarkSock Nepos waits

9:00 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Three Day Suit Broker
Irregulars to dumpster
He finds vest with lunch

9:02 am December, 2 DarkSock said...

Mr. Lurker Douche:
The Boss has that one covered.
Stay tuned, Dear Readers.

9:08 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Looking through closet
Finds that old Frazier Smith vest
Sharkskin never dies

9:09 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Sweaty dance floor hog
Makes us wish he was dreaded
Wearer of neckbeard

9:11 am December, 2 saulgoode42 said...

D’oh – I meant “oysters and snails”
Guess I haven’t watched it for a while.

9:14 am December, 2 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Suzanne chose poorly
In prison Juan got tatts and
Size seven poop chute

9:24 am December, 2 lurker_douche said...

Thank You Meister ‘Sock
Haiku Clarification
Does DB1 proud

10:56 am December, 2 tall guy said...

Small firm tits +
Big soft head=
Fans of The Smiths
Not

10:22 pm December, 2 Nostradouchus said...

Shiny shirt is gay,
Mandana is really gay,
What is wrong with her?

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