Friday Haiku
Neck Tatts and Slut Hair:
“WE ARE the 1%, Yo!”
…Unemployable…
Bottle blonde Q-Tip
Shiny building of a man
E-Harmony win.
— Douche Wayne
Shiny vest, matching
head kerchief…you know: to keep
it real AND classy
— idfma
She has crosses on
vest but there is no God. Proof
standing next to her.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
These two have it all
Together. Clothes and hair match.
No platinum card.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
No Shirt No Service?
I will mock authority
My vest in your face!
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
Whoever said that
youth is wasted on the young
must have known these two.
— FoghornLeghorn
Three Day Suit Broker
Irregulars to dumpster
He finds vest with lunch.
— Vin Douchal
Nero diddled, while
Roma’s crotch burned. Club Zeus smells
Like Greek Tragedy.
— Bootney Lee Farnsworth
Bottle blonde Q-Tip
Shiny building of a man
E-Harmony win.
Shiny vest, matching
head kerchief…you know: to keep
it real AND classy
“Why doesn’t hair dye
come in silver? We could match!”
Douche nods approval.
Doctor Evil: The
Spy Who Bagged Me (Platinum
Edition Tattoo)
She has crosses on
vest but there is no God. Proof
standing next to her.
Mostly silver dips.
What about some Bond-girl gold?
I hear that kills, right?
Mini-meme looks for
hot sex with bleeth. Settles for
stub rub with a skunk.
Father of the Bride
Head Shot-Caller of
15th Street Silver Foxes.
Cluster on his neck.
Denotes he’s a ‘Spor’ winner.
I just see fungi.
Telly Saliva
And Kelli Tipa star in
“Kojerk Rises”
^ blew that one sorry folks.
Dude, one suggestion:
For your next tattoo, add a
bullseye to your head
“SPQR” tatt
Reveals Chad’s love for Romans
Likes oysters and clams
That there’s one nasty
case o’ strepthroat that he’s got!
Needs Neckectomy!
Jill’s confident smile
Belies the fact that really
She’s just not that fine
He actually wore
A suit vest without a shirt?!!?
Bet he rolls coat sleeves.
Pictures like this make me happy knowing that, someday, not too long from now, women will just be walking around topless. It’s gonna be great……..
…..oh wait. By then the 99% won’t be referred to by the wall street protestors, it’ll be everyone that’s fat. Ugh.
Somewhere in SoCal
a tubby high school senior
has no vest for prom.
Chip on his shoulder?
Nah, it’s his whole Douche Villa.
Needs demolition.
Dude had to shave head
And wear stupid shiny shit
For “Miami Lice”
Hey Buffalo Bill
What did you kill? His ex-wife
as well as the mood.
Hey! Is it just me?
Or do posts here take 3 min?
Fuccen delays suck.
Pursed lips and tight closed
Nostrils give away Skunkhead’s
Secret. Rotten crotch.
If I had just one
Dollar for every time
I dressed up like that.
Saul Good 42
Has watched Spartacus
One too many times.
Nancy Dreuche has hair
Just like this chick. But it’s on
Her armpits and poon.
He plays the fiddle
Vegas closes adult pools
Caesar’s Palace burns
At least she’s happy
With runner-up on “Dancing
With Monochrome Freaks”
These two have it all
Together. Clothes and hair match.
No platinum card.
His vest can not hide
The use of roids. I can see
His bitch tit nipple.
No Shirt No Service?
I will mock authority
My vest in your face!
Posts have been slow for
Weeks Franklin D. R. is right
Someone call I.T.
Very bold choice made
For the cover of this year’s
Nieman Marcus mag.
Shaved head Mandana
and road kill ‘Possum
Make noxious coupling
Moose track tatts on right
shoulder? No money for “Put
cocck here” by asshole?
Whoever said that
youth is wasted on the young
must have known these two.
party hearty vest
‘danna covers trepan wound
waste of skin and ink
Nero diddled, while
Roma’s crotch burned. Club Zeus smells,
Like Greek Tragedy.
.
– management (no need for mainpage)
**shit, Boss, just do what I do; change your name then plaster the front page with your own stuff. -D.S.**
lukewarm hott strikes pose
near strip joint valet parker
Norse eye of coitus
A sock with soap bars
or pillow case full of locks
is what this pic needs.
Like the Comstock Lode
this silver belongs in the
Nevada desert
Question for Bossman
Why no Haiku of the year?
DarkSock Nepos waits
Three Day Suit Broker
Irregulars to dumpster
He finds vest with lunch
Mr. Lurker Douche:
The Boss has that one covered.
Stay tuned, Dear Readers.
Looking through closet
Finds that old Frazier Smith vest
Sharkskin never dies
Sweaty dance floor hog
Makes us wish he was dreaded
Wearer of neckbeard
D’oh – I meant “oysters and snails”
Guess I haven’t watched it for a while.
Suzanne chose poorly
In prison Juan got tatts and
Size seven poop chute
Thank You Meister ‘Sock
Haiku Clarification
Does DB1 proud
Small firm tits +
Big soft head=
Fans of The Smiths
Not
Shiny shirt is gay,
Mandana is really gay,
What is wrong with her?