Thursday, December 8, 2011

Hottest Librarian Hott: Megan


The Dude hands out the award:

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2011 saw drastic budget cuts to libraries across the nation and the world, making the search for librarian hotts like trying to find a clean needle in a tattoo parlor. Skimming through the archives took a long time; you can easily forget the initial purpose of the search, and by that I mean, what was the point?

Oh yeah, I started wondering to myself, “self? What if there are no obvious choices?” There were some Hall of Hott candidates that would look great in anyone’s library, and one could certainly – uhm, stretch the imagination as to what kind of hott you’d like to find in your personal library.

In March, there was discussion of the Librarian Conundrum. In May, there was Smarty Pear.

Then came Megan from August 2.

Muttonchop Max asks Megan if she Likes To, Like, Listen to Snow Patrol, and if, maybe later, she’d wanna go smoke up together

Megan said no.

And wins the 2011 Hottest Librarian Hott.

Some highlights from the comments thread:

The Dude (me): Her glasses are so librarian the Higgs Boson element passes thru it on a regular basis. And by regular I mean huge. glasses. (I noticed her potential right away.)

DoucheyWallnuts had a different take: I think while the glasses get the attention, it’s the goolie shorts that seal the deal…and by “seal the deal” I mean “cause ejaculation.”

Megan lives on in posteriority, and by that I mean “seals the deal”.

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# posted by douchebag1
12:29 pm December, 8 Dan said...

How do you write up this award without mention of the Eye of Dewey Decimal Coitus or provide links to runners up?

12:39 pm December, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

WAI…. I was kinda ready to fwap, uh I mean vote, for Ms Smarty Pear! That short, Tartan schoolgirl skirt hiked up to her 4th rib, kinda stirs my man juice!

12:41 pm December, 8 wonderdouche twin said...

I think Librarian Laura crushes Megan, Sorry Dude I have to disagree.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/10/hcwdb-of-the-month-the-herpster-and-librarian-laura/

12:51 pm December, 8 jonezy said...

hey, Megan, you ever listen to that band, Dried Semen Crust?
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Yea, me neither, but I thought I’d ask since it’s all over your ears.

1:17 pm December, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

To celebrate this years Hottest Librarian Hott may I present the one and one hottest librarian one hit wonder live from The National Asscociation Of Music Merchants Convention 2011. The famous, the irrepressible, the singing girl with glasses, Miss Lisa Loeb.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2SpnJJUku8&feature=related

1:29 pm December, 8 YA said...

Okay, serious question:
Is Mary Mammtastic disqualified from the Douchies if it turns she’s actually “Mario Mammtastic”?
http://www.muscleweek.com/board/index.php/topic,2745.0.html

1:37 pm December, 8 ehcuodouche said...

Excellent award. I think we have an actual librarian hott there rather than some Bleethed hipster bimbo that wears big framed glasses ironically.

1:58 pm December, 8 tall guy said...

the dude brings it home in one of the toughest categories. Who doesn’t love a librarian Hott? Nice work, player. Staying focused delivers it’s own rewards. Sadly it probably leaves you toier than a Roman sandal…

2:04 pm December, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I believe it was Mary Mammageddon, and I sure wouldn’t want to be the person that has to tell Peter Pumpinhead that his girl was a former dude.
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If the hott had a cock, I think that calls for a disqualification. DB1, better pull out the by-laws and check.

2:04 pm December, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dan has a good point. A good dewey decimal point. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip the DJ.
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Good for Megan for saying no. It can be pretty tough when they offer to ply you with booze, doobs, a mix tape, candy, a bus token or a dinner at the local Chik-Fil-A. At least its tough for me to say no after all that stuff, unless you’re a fat uggo, then gross hells no. Anyway, if there’s one thigh I’ve stressed furtively over the years its that the librarian hott needn’t wear glasses to show she’s smart its by the company she keeps and the choices she makes. Now I’m off to go mix some acids with bases and leather with laces. Great pick The Dude.

2:05 pm December, 8 Wedgie said...

I for one would like to see more pics of the contenders. Mostly because librarian hotties are my favorites. I study them very rigorously, and with great gusto. Sometimes I overstudy, and can’t study for several days afterwards, while my skin grows back.

2:10 pm December, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I would raise finger to lip and SHHHHHH! all of you nay sayers if it weren’t for the fact that my finger’s a little…sticky…right now from following this year’s Douchies so loyally.
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Nice work Dude. Never an easy category. Megan brings genuine Librarian Hotness where so many others just wear glasses to distract you from the fact that their boobs are fake and their teeth are capped.

2:37 pm December, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@YA, if those two win DB1 can just change the name of the site to Hot Dicks With Douchebags. No worries.

2:42 pm December, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Gimme a Mila any day.
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Anywho, were Hello Kitty bleethe and the King Of Sears from 2010?

2:43 pm December, 8 Collaz B. Popped said...

Megan, nice choice.

2:51 pm December, 8 Ted Brogan said...

Meagan is *NOT* Librarian hott. She dons the eyewear of the hipster. There is a difference. Look it up.

3:59 pm December, 8 Nostradouchus said...

Congrats, Megan. Maybe you can leverage this win into a boob job.

4:20 am December, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Any choice that is controversial is a good choice. The Ted Brogan makes a good point. Worth a debate. Perhaps on the TV show of the site..
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I think these finalists are the last of the legit librarian hotts, as the look is beginning to get played out.

8:20 am December, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

Hott. But not Librarian Hott.

8:43 am December, 9 DarkSock said...

Libraries are dying out; we may need to expand the bracket to include “Hot female Kindle Sales-Staff”

2:40 pm December, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

Agreed with Medusa. If this is the best 2011 has to offer as far as Librarian Hott, it is a testament to how the intelligent hotness look conveyed by said glasses has devolved into empty $3 fake Vegas accessory. Seriously, those things are all over the place in the douchal capital. Move along, no more to see here.

3:08 pm December, 9 shane said...

Agree with Wonderdouche Twin. Librarian Laura should have taken this one

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