Monday, December 26, 2011

Post Christmas Tree Poo

For those of you who celebrate the season, I hope you didn’t find a douchewank under your tree. But I hope you did find Blonde Giggle Ashley. For she is pouty paid-to-pose. But might pose without pay if you buy her a Mai Tai.

For those who don’t celebrate the season, I hope your Chinese Food dinner was tasty and MSG free.

Gearin’ up here at the ole’ homestead. Lots of great pics came in during the 2011 Douchies (thanks to all of you who submitted), so we are well stocked for the mock to continue in the New Year.

But this week, your humble narrator chills with the semi-mock. Which is like bear hunting while reclining on a Segway.

Because that’s how I proverbially roll. Pun intended. And a stinky pun at that.

Mock on’, fellow hunters and huntresses. The game is on.

# posted by douchebag1
7:59 am December, 26 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Looks like somebody already received their traditional Boxing Day punch in the face.

7:59 am December, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

That guy in the middle looks pissed. I don’t blame him. He’s the baby Jesus (Pronounced HAY-zeus) and those are the three wise ladies, Chlamydia, Condyloma, and Hepatitis.

8:12 am December, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Douchiest Eyebrows= Shemale on left. Or right.

Never understood why chicks that is a good look.

That gut gets sucked in too much longer and he is going to blow out a vital organ.


Fat Jesuses
(Hey Zeusses)

8:14 am December, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The great philosopher Basho wrote, “A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish, and these four are Poo.” Funny guy.

8:15 am December, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Agreed, @ Mandouchian. Way to add twenty years on to your face, you slag. And one misplaced hand swipe, there goes half of your eyebrow. Run to the bathroom to draw it back on, quick!!!!
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Ring in the lip. My least favorite of my least favorite adornments. Reminds me of this.

8:29 am December, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That guy looks like the retarded love-child of Tila Tequila and The King Of Cars.
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8:56 am December, 26 creature said...

is that Sandy Bullock or Fran Drescher on the left?
…who ever she is, she’s hit the skids….& by that I mean skidmarked by gargantuan yeti taint!

9:30 am December, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’ve just reemerged from my semi catatonic state and I’m glad to see that the mock is back on. Nothing says Christmas like fist fighting for a pair of retro Air Jordans and then heading to the strip club Christmas eve pretending to be tough in a checker patterned faux leather jacket.
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Hay-Zeus sucks!!!!

9:36 am December, 26 Nostradouchus said...

Tranny alert on the right.

9:51 am December, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

3 Men and a Tranny?

11:16 am December, 26 tall guy said...

Oh, man, lip piercings… Kill me know! Pussy dude resembles Aussie band Rose Tattoo frontman Angry Anderson.

http://marymackillop.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/angry-anderson1.jpg

Not sure if that link will work. it’s the first one I grabbed pre- second cup of coffee.

11:55 am December, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tranny on left and right. Blonde may be suspect. And the one in the middle cause we’ve seen worse like Manny Mammagedon.

12:29 pm December, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Is there such a thing as a combination nerd, hipster and douchebag? Because Baldilocks seems like a possible candidate for such an unholy melding.

12:55 pm December, 26 Wedgie said...

Paging Mike Hunt. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

1:49 pm December, 26 CB Popped said...

Again with the rosary beads…..poo.

3:50 pm December, 26 Stephanie said...

Crap under the tree,Santa? You promised me a motorcycle.

7:55 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Vegas = giant Tupperware party.
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You won’t see any fuccen food containers, however, except for the gut in the middle.

5:49 pm December, 27 DarkSock said...

Nice segway into 2012, Boss.
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OK, sorry, that wasn’t very punny.
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sorry…

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