Thursday, December 1, 2011

Superfluous Mike Gets in the Way

But on the bright side, the fungus growing on his arm can cure lupus.

Crazy Eyes Stephanie wears matching hair scrunchy and lingere to the pool party in North Hollywood, while her bestie, Party Hardy Kat, reconsiders going back on the road with Three Doors Down now that they’re back to playing smaller venues.

# posted by douchebag1
6:54 am December, 1 Wedgie said...

Congrats to fungus guy for choosing the first, second & third most popular tatts at TattMart. Everyone must think you’re so gangsta.

6:59 am December, 1 hermit said...

Party Hardy Kat’s shrivelled right leg ftw.

7:00 am December, 1 hermit said...

That polio is one.bad muthafuckah.

7:03 am December, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

A wristwatch on a skinny, bikini-clad groupie makes as about as much sense as those fake cans do on Crazy Eyes Stephanie’s ectomorphic-frame…or something to read in Mike’s hands.

7:05 am December, 1 Ferris said...

I think when Party Hardy Kat stole her stepdad’s watch to wear to this pool party, she was thinking, “because all the cool kids are wearing big watches, right? So ill look totally cool rocking this stainless steel timex that hasnt had a working battery since 1997.”

Wrong, Kat. Wrong.

7:18 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kat’s leg is so skinny the Olson twins use it as a dido.

7:19 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kat’s leg is so skinny FDR used it as a cane.

7:20 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kat’s leg is so skinny Paris Hilton picks her teeth with it.

7:23 am December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I wonder whatever happened to the guy that bought those fake tits for that dopey broad?

7:24 am December, 1 Anonymous said...

Kat’s leg is so skinny, she could accidentally step through the space-time continuum.

7:25 am December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

And thank you Kat, for wearing the shades. I respect how much you are able to do with so little.
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KEEP THE PARTY ROCKING!!! WHOOO!!!

7:31 am December, 1 FoghornLeghorn said...

This picture has me confused. Does that poor woman have a tiny right leg? Does she have an exceptionally long left femur? Does she really look like Tom Petty in drag, or is that just my imagination?
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I may just have to go home to consider these things. I don’t think I’ll be able to work today.

8:00 am December, 1 soy bomb said...

Mike is what happens when one allows the esteemed editors of “Tool Monthly” to decide what ink to get and what clothes to wear.

8:14 am December, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mike is oblivious to the boobies. Mike is oblivious to a lot of things. Right now his tiny lizard brain is working overtime on making sure his arm looks huge for this pic.

8:22 am December, 1 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

Sorry, boss, but it looks Photoshopped to me. But he is still a steaming mess of poo. And boobies.

8:27 am December, 1 Hermit said...

As a small child, I recall sitting in the back of the family station wagon with my siblings, waiting in a long line of cars to be issued our polio vaccines. When it was our turn, we were each given a small sugar cube fortified with a tincture of NyQuil® which we were told would inoculate us from the scourge of polio. As I looked around I saw many other children awaiting their turn. However, I did not see Party Hardy Kat in that line.
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Her shrivelled leg is a living testimony to her parent’s neglect.
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(The fact that she would not be born for twenty years is not relevant, never let the facts get in the way of a stupid story.)

8:51 am December, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Kats’ leg is so skinny, Stephanie uses it as anal floss.

8:52 am December, 1 tall guy said...

Good Lord Mike looks dumb.

9:20 am December, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Seems this pic is causing a lot of confusion on this Thurs morning. Let me try and sort it out. Mike is the generic ubiquitous douche, similar to the URC, seen in almost pic on this site. Nothing special about him, though he was referred to as “special” in grade school. Stephanie invested the college money her grandma left her in the will into a huge set of fake cans, cause lets face it, even she knows she ain’t very cute. Party Hardy Kat is wasting away as her only caloric intake is low-cal energy drink with vodka and douche semen. Hope that clears it up for you guys. Have a blessed day.
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Enlightenment

9:37 am December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, now that is how you tell a god damn stupid story. This Nyquil sure appears to be a wonder drug of sorts. Do you think it can cure Jerry Lewis Telethons?
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I’m hoping Mike’s spider web elbow tatt was made by a black widow that is currently on holiday in the Bahamas getting her groove back but when she comes back she’s totally gonna bite him.

11:02 am December, 1 Stephanie said...

What is it with these tattoos,of the sun,barbed wire and webbing,are these stupid pictures close to the door or cash register at the tattoo shop? And these idiots can’t choose anything else on the wall or book? I know no one can answer for these douches after all,they can’t type.

11:16 am December, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This guy is a total toolbaggio with that fuccen spiderweb tatt on the elbow. Nothing says “Loser Lowlife” better than that, because he was either in jail or wants people to think he was in jail. What a Neander-fuc.

11:22 am December, 1 RAPETIME said...

tits

11:57 am December, 1 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Donk? Is that you???

12:07 pm December, 1 hermit said...

Dude Mc crude 8:14 ftw

5:07 pm December, 1 What The Elbow Tattoo Means said...

From the interweb: “The spiderweb on the elbow started out around the 40s as an aryan gang symbol meaning that you killed a minority. usually each ring meant how many years they were locked up. obviously in 70 years, things change. im Aztec and Native American and i have a spiderweb on my elbow with a clock in the middle. these days the meaning is pretty simple. it is a symbol of struggle. some struggle with drugs, some struggle with the system, and some just struggle with everything in life. Sometimes the harder you try to fight it, the more you get tangled in life’s web.”

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_a_spiderweb_tattoo_on_the_elbow_symbolize#ixzz1fKtwpEqz

6:10 pm December, 1 Nostradouchus said...

Those three tattoos are the most original tattoos I’ve ever seen. Who else would get a spider web in his elbow, sun on his deltoid, and tribal arm band? Nobody I tell ya….

2:18 am December, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Elbow tat: I think it symbolizes the struggle against cliche douche tattoos.

6:22 am December, 2 CB Popped said...

Party Hard Kat has a cockk ring bikini, she’s trashy hot.
I’d salty rope her head to toe.

He looks as intelligent as a box of rusted hammers.

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