Thursday, January 19, 2012

Amber Gets Caught in the Boob Machine

Boobs.

And Amber has a nice rack, too.

Ha, ahaha! See what I did there?

Because they’re the boobs I was referring too!

A-haha…

Okay, whatevs.

I’mma get a coffee.

I’ll take Jim Jay Bullock in the center for the block, Alex.

# posted by douchebag1
4:24 pm January, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Are the ones on the outside giants, and the one in the middle a fidget?

4:33 pm January, 19 The Dude said...

Blueb on the left looks like Bob Hoskins gotta Schmohawk.

4:34 pm January, 19 Bag A said...

These dudes took the short bus to school.

4:37 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

More like Amber gets caught in the Bear Machine. Jim Gay Bullock is straighter than these two. She does have a visible upper chest area and that is to be honored and treasured and subsequently offered up to be splooged upon. Someones gonna make a map of some kind of island formation using only their bodily fluids and some aim. What do I win Alex?

4:54 pm January, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If she’s not careful her squoobs are gonna wind up sitting on her shoulders pretty soon.

5:14 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

I see an airtight seal in her future.

5:20 pm January, 19 Stephanie said...

Alex,the answer is… what is two half men and a whore. Which is also a new show on the Fox Network.

6:12 pm January, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dr. BHD–‘Squoobs’. BWAAAAHAHAHAH!!!! To the dictionary with you!!!

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Those are two of the biggest taintwipes I’ve seen since I babysat twins in diapers.

6:13 pm January, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

^I mean they were infants and they were in diapers and I had to clean their asses. I wasn’t talking about Nursery Nite in the Playpen. Speaking of which, I wonder if Amber would like to come in and work as a wet nurse. The pay is outstanding.

6:35 pm January, 19 DarkSock said...

Mash Test Dummies

6:41 pm January, 19 DixieRecht said...

Hot Chicks with homos

6:58 pm January, 19 Wheezer said...

I believe these bros would also take Jm J. Bullock in the center for the blockk. However, they’re clearly playing a different edition of The Hollywood Squares.

7:08 pm January, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I would like to commend Wheezer for knowing it’s JM J. Bullock, not JIM J. Bullock.

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Holy, fuck, what have I become!!!????

8:48 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

^Don’t be afraid to show your inner ghey man, 900.

8:58 pm January, 19 Nostradouchus said...

Sideways peace sign: Coming to a Downs Syndrome club hopper near you!

12:36 am January, 20 Tubesteak said...

The guy on the right is Australian sporting legend and mini-celebrity Warwick Capper. If you google him you will find about 30 years of hilarity including an attempt to get into porn with his ex-wife.

12:52 am January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Blue-haired guy’s scruff and gap teeth are gross.

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Though not as gross as a blue waffle.

4:40 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Wedgie

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Bet’s on. Makers v. Forty Creek. I like the mud.

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5:41 am January, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Blue Waffle just made me vomit. I’d hate to see what it looks like with syrup on it.

6:05 am January, 20 FoghornLeghorn said...

I’m like a moth to a flame, but I gotta learn not to click JD’s links.

6:52 am January, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

The last few weeks I’ve spent sequestered in a remote village on the shores of the Baltic Sea in my ancestors’ homeland, seeking solitude to finish a writing project I’ve been working on. It was cold. When the furnace didn’t work there were 2 options: chop wood for the fire or freeze. It was not without its charms though. The food was simple and hearty and a potent honey and spice infused liquor was plentiful, more often than not served up by strapping flaxen haired beauties. Perhaps the best part was since the village was so far removed from any “cosmopolitan” city center, the aforementioned women bore no traces of Bleeth infection. I didn’t have to hear anyone yammering into their Bluetooth. Our self-made hell of Modern Life ceased to exist and with a clear head I got a lot of writing done.

Then I came home. And renewed my daily ritual of checking HCwDB. And saw this aging, bloated choad monkey with a blue mohawk. 100 years ago you didn’t see this kind of shit. People were too busy surviving. Now we have machines to do everything for us, and with all that spare time on our hands, are we finding cures for diseases, creating wonderful art, adding to a rich and vibrant patchwork of human culture?

No. We’re dying our hair blue when we’re about 30 years past being too young & dumb to know better. We’re watching awful television. We’re racking up astronomical credit card debt on the latest version New Cool Thing when the New Cool Thing we bought 9 months ago becomes obsolete. We’re paying for one night of “bottle service” in clubs what could feed a family of 6 for a month in impoverished nations.

But such is life. I could always go back to the shores of the Baltic, but truth be told, I would miss the movies and record shops. So I take the good with the bad. And most importantly, continue the mock.

P.S. – @ Jacques Doucheteau – fuck you. I’m looking for a Clorox eye-wash station after that link.

7:10 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Jacques! Where are you getting pictures of Mrs. Kroeger diseased old pussy? Those were supposed to be sealed by the local courts.

7:24 am January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jacques, if its not a Hitler meme, I ain’t clicking it. That is a euphemism.

7:32 am January, 20 1 said...

-1′

7:26 am January, 24 CB Popped said...

Blue mohawk, 35 years old @ da club.

Bitchin’.

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