Monday, January 16, 2012

Awkward Guy Wearing T-Shirt With Hot Chick On It Standing Next to Hot Chick

A disturbing trend.

But at least Mario doesn’t look like he’s never seen a woman before and hasn’t spent the past six years humping tree stumps. And by doesn’t, I mean does.

Oh, and for the visually impaired, this post is also Boobs. Or not not boobs, as the double negative may be.

# posted by douchebag1
4:05 pm January, 16 hermit said...

Rimjobs & Blowies ?

4:08 pm January, 16 Wedgie said...

Chestbrah?

4:09 pm January, 16 hermit said...

Rectums & Boners

4:09 pm January, 16 Bag A said...

Holy black triangle.

4:10 pm January, 16 hermit said...

Rheumatism & Bulemia

4:19 pm January, 16 Ted Brogan said...

It looks like his frontal lobes were damaged during childbirth.

4:22 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

This chick’s got it going on. This dude has dain bramage

4:22 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Retards & Bromide

4:23 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

As UK blokes would say: “Damn, she is fit!”

4:26 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Rectology & Borax

4:28 pm January, 16 Baron Von Goolo said...

Rejection & Beatings

4:29 pm January, 16 Baron Von Goolo said...

wait – wouldn’t “daddy issues” be D&I?

4:32 pm January, 16 Baron Von Goolo said...

I always thought “Daddy Issues” would be an outstanding name for a strip club.

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The really is a strip club called “The Pitiful Princess” here in Portland. At least somebody has a sense of humor about it.

4:32 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Diamond and Bust

4:33 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reprobates and Bitches

4:34 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reptilians and Bovines

4:36 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I still think that the Watchmen was one of the most underrated movies of all time. And booobiies.

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But I also think that the last half of this is the best video of all time. And noses! Fuck!

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4:38 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

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L’s

4:40 pm January, 16 hermit said...

Razors & Bloodletting

5:06 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ritalin & Botox?

5:07 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rohypnol & Bukakke?

5:10 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Relapsing & Booze

5:16 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Somehow he does look like ChestBrah.

5:18 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Reach Arounds & bungalingus.?

5:19 pm January, 16 Bag A said...

Rimjobs & Bukkake?

5:20 pm January, 16 Wheezer said...

Rickets & Bedbugs

5:38 pm January, 16 Nostradouchus said...

Hottest chick is on dude’s shirt.

5:41 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Roumaki and Borscht

5:44 pm January, 16 hermit said...

Rope & Bondage

5:45 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Beer peen FTW.

5:46 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Ribs and Bacon

5:46 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Ravishing and Brunettes

5:51 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Rectums and Boobs, bit of an oxymoron though.

6:02 pm January, 16 soy bomb said...

I’ll give him this: At least he’s making kissy lips at the hott and not the man behind the camera.

6:04 pm January, 16 Bag A said...

Reconstructive dental surgery & Boobjobs?

6:09 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Reach-around & Blumpkin

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Raven haired Indo-Semitic chick has it goin on. And by goin on I mean I think I dated her.

6:21 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

rohypnol & benzodiazepine

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Honestly the only way he has a chance. And even then, I give him Giants odds.

6:41 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Redford and Buschemi?

6:41 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reiser and Bachmann

6:41 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Roids and Bullshit

6:42 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Retards and Bulimics

6:42 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rapists and Beavers

6:44 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rotels and Blaupunkts

6:44 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ravioli and Buddhists

6:44 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Railwaymen and Bongoists

6:45 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rotini and Buckshot

6:45 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ruminants and Batpeople

6:46 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Right and Bereft

6:46 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rigatoni and Beef

6:47 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Right and Bong

6:59 pm January, 16 Wheezer said...

Ramen & Bagels

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What?

7:06 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rum and Bondage

7:06 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rubber and Barbwire

7:36 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rabbi’s & Bar Mitzvahs?

7:37 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rodeo’s & Bronco Busting?

7:39 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rails & Badgers

7:40 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

Rubbers & Buttplugs

7:40 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

‘Roids and Bleeding

7:42 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ridicule & Blaspheme

7:43 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rip Currents & Boating

7:44 pm January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bungalingus is the new Anal Tongue Darts.

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This could also be “Drunk Guy Wearing T-shirt With ButterFace.”

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Roofies and Butt-Plugs

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7:51 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Roadies & Backstage passes

7:53 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Razors & Blow?

7:54 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Rabbits and Bunnies

7:57 pm January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rye & Bourbon?

8:09 pm January, 16 Stephanie said...

It’s two word Monday. Can we start that one?

8:10 pm January, 16 Stephanie said...

Romeo & Bruce

9:01 pm January, 16 tall guy said...

Root & Bolt

(not sure if you know, but bolt is slang in Austraya for leave – just saying).

9:18 pm January, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

Holy Black Triangle? Or shady shadow?

9:19 pm January, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

Reacharounds & Buttfucks

9:19 pm January, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

Rogering & Buggering

9:21 pm January, 16 Wheezer said...

For myself, I ♥ Racks & Boobies…..

10:29 pm January, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

We have an early Golden Globes candidate for 2012. I think she’s already got Ms. 2011 beat.

1:43 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Yeah, I figured as much. I saw the sign that read “I <3 R&B", and "73 comments", and made a guess as to what the first acronym would be, and who made it.

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I was 25% right.

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Rectums & Boners was the second one. Good job Hermit.

1:43 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

A little slow on the draw today, eh Dark Sock?

1:44 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Renal failure & Botulism.

1:45 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rashes & Baby powder

1:45 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rastafarianism & Blowup dolls

1:48 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And why is his glans penis YELLOW?

1:49 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Reaming & Bludgeoning

1:58 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rape & Blueberries

2:05 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Regular & Black cock

2:10 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Relative & Bastardized

2:11 am January, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rancid & Bloated

7:00 am January, 17 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Relapsed & Buried

7:06 am January, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev Chad & Bong Hits?

7:47 am January, 17 DarkSock said...

I second Stephanie’s idea of two-word Monday.

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It has 33% more potential than one-word Tuesday.

10:31 am January, 17 DB Sweeney said...

Hall of Hott

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