Thursday, January 26, 2012

Bernie Is In Over His Pay Grade

In the 80s, this definitely would’ve been a wacky teen comedy starring Jon Cryer, Lea Thompson, and that guy from Die Hard with the pockmarked face as the angry principal, Mr. Fasterbender.

At least, that’s how it plays out in the 80s in my mind.

# posted by douchebag1
7:43 am January, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Well, there goes breakfast…

7:50 am January, 26 tall guy said...

as she been heightening?

7:51 am January, 26 tall guy said...

correc. Has she been…

7:55 am January, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Whats with the dual cans of Altoids® in his pockets? way back in the day I used to have a tin like that to store my pin joints and leftover roaches. I never had 2 though maybe The Rev can expound on this when he checks in.

8:05 am January, 26 Olddog1 said...

Jerrz

8:13 am January, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“Yea girl you so fly… my mom and pops is gone fo the weekend why don’t we go party at my crib?”

And the evening ends with him evacuating his testicles into a puffs ultra.

8:19 am January, 26 hermit said...

Et tu,

Maybe dude’s got bad breath.

8:19 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What I learned from 80’s teen flicks: Everyone is Jewish.

8:21 am January, 26 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

do not get her crotch gremlins wet and feed them after midnight.

8:34 am January, 26 tall guy said...

Of course the irony (or at least one irony) of this spectacle is that if you passed it on the street he’d more than likely say, “Whatchu looking at?”

8:38 am January, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

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We never had Altoids here. I used Sucrets cans. One for the doobies for sale at 3 for $5 or 7 for $10. Another for my personal stash, grams of hash, papers, Visine, and a Trojan. They didn’t have extra large condoms back then but at least they covered the tip. And the minty smell covered the weed, which wasn’t very smelly way back in the pre-90’s.

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The only reason this chick is above his pay grade is because she is Carole King’s grandniece. Beside Ashkenazi in the dictionary, there is a Torah, a mention of the Rothschilds, and her profile. And you all know I live with three European Jewish girls and a bitch. The bitch isn’t the dog.

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And perhaps Canada’s Toilet was disrespectful as Wedgie noted my friends, but I had just seen Rush Limbaugh over a backdrop of Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove talking about Glenn Beck. How about Canada’s Shoulders?

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8:41 am January, 26 Troy Tempest said...

I can tell she doesn’t swallow.

8:53 am January, 26 YA said...

Pockmarked face?…

Oh, you mean Robert Davi.

8:54 am January, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Those aren’t altoid tins, those are stacks of daddy credit cards for Ari to use at his discretion. How else is a little turd like this going to attract hotts (or in this case, notts)

9:02 am January, 26 Michael J. Fox said...

When did that Christina Aguilera morph into my ugly blonde sister on Family Ties? She’s phat!

9:03 am January, 26 George Lopez said...

Fucking gringos always cancelling my shows. I’m the funniest fucker in TV mang and you can all kiss my beaner ass.

9:19 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Those aren’t Altoids, they are phones. One for his pimp. One for his other pimp.

10:09 am January, 26 fatness said...

Now I’m no expert on such things but if the phones/mint tins/tracking devices sick out that much on those tight pants, shouldn’t there be at least a hump in the junkal region?

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Even journeyman trannies can’t do that good of a tuck.

10:09 am January, 26 fatness said...

* stick. Although sick works too.

10:18 am January, 26 DarkSock said...

Canada’s Moobs.

10:30 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Maybe it’s Canada’s burka, what with all the honor killings Canada is hosting.

10:41 am January, 26 Wedgie said...

Canada’s Fluffer

10:42 am January, 26 Wedgie said...

Bernie is well over his pay grade. Last week’s check bought her that drink.

10:43 am January, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sorry Boss but this is that “guy” in Clueless that Alicia Siverstone thinks is “so hott” but winds up finding out later that he likes shopping more than she does.

10:44 am January, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Canada’s serape

11:00 am January, 26 Bueller said...

Dyslexia kicked in and I read “Bernie is in over his Gay Pride”. Which after looking at the picture fits too.

11:02 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They look like hobbits from the gay pride stage production of Lords of the Coccrings.

11:34 am January, 26 John Hughes said...

McRudeshoes is right. Fucking so many muslims let into this country they are all killing their slutty hot daughters and grooms and shit. That Rev Chad is a bastardo magnbiico grande.

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Canada’d dirty pillows.

11:46 am January, 26 Stephanie said...

I just want to knock their heads together 3 Stooges style. That is all.

1:03 pm January, 26 Wheezer said...

I’ll bet Bernie text messages her and calls her “shawty.”

1:35 pm January, 26 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

@rev chad

“canada’s toilet” is quite the amusing joust. particularly considering the very concept of plumbing, or removing waste was clearly something no canadian would have ever conceptualized. the very notion that one place might be more desirable than another for any purpose, be it taking a shit, or any other endeavor is totally foreign to canadian culture.

i do applaud canadians for continuing to be so nice. also so tolerant and amenable to other cultures even if their ways seem entirely unnatural to the canadian way of life. like indoor plumbing, and anything that requires an “O”.

3:09 pm January, 26 Techno Douche said...

At first, I thought the headline read “Bernie is in over his GAY PRIDE”, but I am a bit dislexic.

3:33 pm January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Two in my Stink, I ain’t into Pink.”

9:09 pm January, 26 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

See, I thought you said he was over his “gay parade.” Because who hasn’t gotten over them?

2:57 am January, 27 CB Popped said...

“Rush Limbaugh over a backdrop of Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove talking about Glenn Beck”.

THAT is fucking scary Rev.

Shudder.

1:52 am January, 28 Nostradouchus said...

She has the jawline of a rat.

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