Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Brothabag Charlie Has Pee Hair

Helllooo, what have we here?

Brothabag Charlie doesn’t always choose suburban party chicks, but when he does, he chooses batshizzy nutjobs.

# posted by douchebag1
7:14 am January, 18 FredN. said...

Have a *whiff* at the ready for Rev. Chad’s likely comment(s).

7:16 am January, 18 Dan said...

What the hell does she have written on her thighs? And how bleethy do you have to be to do such a thing to yourself?

7:23 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After his stint in jail Wesley Snipes can’t even bag a sista anymore? Cause he doesn’t have any frikin money yo!

7:23 am January, 18 Wedgie said...

^It says “Hola Puto”.

7:25 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Criminal mastermind crygenically sentenced to eternity, Simon Penis.

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7:26 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I fucking hate Puff Diddy, and these two retarded skank weasels. Actually I’m calling tranny on the one with spoiled milk colored hair.

7:29 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

FredN, you are my virtual enemy you politically correct poofster. He’s already being called a brothabag here. I command you to bathe in a vegan fair-trade acid tub instead of lurking around me.

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Damn e’s.

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7:29 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Future patient zero has dribbled some man-batter on th front of her dress. Classy.

7:32 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Wayne Brady sure can back some skank.

7:33 am January, 18 FredN. said...

Brothabag = teh funny. Mulatto (or any other variant that your stubby fingers type) = pathetic. And not a funny pathetic like the douchebags herein, but the sad pathetic hey grandpa you’re not invited to Thanksgiving if you keep talking about the nappy headed neighbors you hated in your youth kind of way.

7:33 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Natty Professor 5: The Humps

7:38 am January, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

Lazy eyed Susan is kinda hott and dumb looking but she scares me.

7:43 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You can take the girl out of the donkey show, but you can’t take the donkey out of the girl without risking a donkey kick to the temple.

– Ancient Mayan Proverb

7:43 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Usher’s slightly gay retarded cousin rubbin’ skank elbows on a Tuesday night.

7:45 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you Fred N. I truly lust for Leah the rough pubic haired girl who took me for a great ride and left my face chafed. Best night of my life, for my Jesus-sized cocck. She called herself Mulatto (respect) and so does J-Lo, Mariah Carey the big sasquatch, and a whole bunch of others who don’t use words like mixed-race or caramel child, or half-negro.

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People like Halle Berry and Vanessa Williams and Alisha Keys and Rosie Perez who try to pass as black make me sick. They are Mulatto poseurs trying to get the black man’s hard-earned money to support their shit.

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My brothers haved had a hard enough time for the past 400 years for you to come in here and insult the fact that some of them like a taste of white meat once in a while. So you take tour Mulatto hating self back to the stone-age FredN and calm youself down with a large tasty malt beverage and take your cross-burning self right to hell while I watch the OWN and get my news from my sister Gayle King you racist Cocksucker.

7:48 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

Reverse Whoopie Pie

7:52 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

Wait, RevChad is black? My world is all topsy turvy now.

8:41 am January, 18 ehcuodouche said...

What kind of sexual position must you prefer to put the tramp stamp on the front of your thighs?

8:56 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@ehcuodouche, maybe she reads it when she’s getting really boring head.

9:05 am January, 18 Douchble Helix said...

I was gonna warn Charlie to be careful, but then I remembered his Grady-From-Sanford-And-Son hair is dyed a bright goddam yellow. Fuck ‘im.

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Learned a new word today: sharmuta. Look it up. I think it applies to this pic…

9:19 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DH, definitely applies.

9:34 am January, 18 Mr. White said...

Blue Dress deep-throated a teenager once…

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…and I don’t mean the teenager’s penis–I mean his entire body.

9:42 am January, 18 FoghornLeghorn said...

I don’t want to distract the Rev and FredN. from their feud. But I did google vegan loving hot tub (don’t ask why) and came up with this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTdPRlHB4Os

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Mrs. Leghorn wants me to get off the internet and eat my broccoli.

9:45 am January, 18 ehcuodouche said...

@foghorn

Did you mean “my broccoli” or “her broccoli”?

10:00 am January, 18 Wedgie said...

Fred might be a Mulatto. Just guessing. Nothing personal, I like my coffee with a little creamer in it, too. I guess that makes me a racist.

But, since I hate everyone equally, including whiny snot-nosed trust-fund p.c.ers, maybe not.

10:07 am January, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think she has an “R” and an “A” on one leg and an “N” and a “K” on the other with an arrow pointing to her pus factory. It’s her way of truth in advertizing.

10:13 am January, 18 tall guy said...

Sheesh! Where to start? Okay, well obviously bleeth on right is the correct answer. SO let’s see, it’s her prostitute gut made prominent by ill-fitting dress, excessive drug use made obvious by crazy-eyes and clearly some sort of viral infection has passed into her blood stream from a tattooist’s needle.

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I second the call for tranny on left.

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Also, sunglasses at night Charlie’s preferred sexual orientation is debatable.

10:20 am January, 18 FredN. said...

I don’t think any of the regulars (by that I mean regular posters and not lurkers, of which I am not one unless you are referring to lurkers and then yes, I have been one since the beginning) particularly *like* Rev. Chad’s racist whining, but they cut him some slack because he rarely makes sense otherwise.

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Rev. Chad will calm down once he turns his gaze inward (and no, Nancy Dreuche, Rev. Chad is white) and realizes that there is no feud. There is no FredN. Hell, there is no spoon either.

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But there IS a *whiff* waiting for his every future failed racialized comment. Cuz that’s just fucking funny, son.

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Rev. Chad playing hockey:

http://youtu.be/h9qTtEH57u8

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Rev. Chad playing golf:

http://youtu.be/L-f4f3pI4Lc

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Rev. Chad learning how to play kick ball:

http://youtu.be/zOW24YAE5S4

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(Hope the cut&paste seminar I attended at the Learning Annex pays off)

10:36 am January, 18 Douchble Helix said...

You goddam dumbasses. That’s not a tranny, that’s Hitler, and he’s really mad about something! Take it away keyboard cat!!

10:41 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@FredN, you’re ability to cut and paste is most impressive. Apparently that’s pretty hard to do sometimes.

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@DH, hahahaha, occasionally you’re funny.

11:12 am January, 18 IL Douché said...

Some big kudoz are due to the fellow baghunter who found this pic– a case study in revolting douchery

11:16 am January, 18 Crazed Aborigine said...

Let’s see: no Adam’s apple + total girl hands = still running with the plumbing her momma squirted her out with.

Facial features, yeah, a bit masculine. A kinder bunch would call that “strong bones”. Here, we cast Gaga aspersions.

Did the one on the right somehow pry that dress out of Ken Starr’s hands?

11:43 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Crazed: man hands, very toned arms (which aren’t a negative, but add to the circumstantial case), horrible wig, guy jaw, guy nose, guy lips, broad shoulders (look closely)…

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That’s a man, baby!

11:52 am January, 18 FredN. said...

Tranny on left is a professional:

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http://www.ashemaletube.com/model/421/ana-mancini.html

12:26 pm January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@FredN. So mullato is bad but calling a woman a tranny us cool. Oh FredN. its gonna be a long cold winter isn’t it?

12:33 pm January, 18 FredN. said...

Already a cold winter around my parts, Nancy. At least the private ones.

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Feel free to call me out on it, but my tranny friends are OK with the tranny tag. Maybe I should research that, and maybe that’s only cool in the big [tranny] city. Life is too short not to learn from one’s mistakes.

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In the meantime, Rev. Chad will keep getting a *whiff* for his racist shite. You are welcome to cut/paste it as a response to my posts.

2:32 pm January, 18 CB Popped said...

Champagne Katie’s rectal polyp prefers Zinfandel over a Chiraz at mealtime.

4:23 pm January, 18 Nostradouchus said...

Never go full Sisco.

4:52 pm January, 18 Dew the Douche said...

Has nobody mentioned Sarah Bleetherman’s mysterious chest stain? She was probably deep throating Sisqo in the back of the rented Ford Focus.

8:32 pm January, 18 Stephanie said...

There’s so much wrong here,I can’t even write it.

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