Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Buckles Jones and Miriam Von Bleeth Are a Vortex of Culture Suck

Okay okay, before the “I thought this site was called HOT CHICKS with douchebags?” comments start appearing, chillax.

This pic was too douchey not to mock. I mean fer chrissakes, if some corner of the internet doesn’t mock this steaming collection of Jerry Springer Bowel Movement, then I don’t know what.

If you need a slice of hott, enjoy some Champagne Katie Underwear POV. And then stop yer bitchin’.

# posted by douchebag1
2:34 pm January, 24 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Ball peen hammer may be too good for him.

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Nepositories

2:39 pm January, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The horror.

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Where is a rabid grizzly when you need one?

2:40 pm January, 24 baffomet said...

Mommy Jones must be proud of her boy.

2:40 pm January, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I guess you gotta practice your tattooin skilz on someone, who better than your girlfriend.

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I agree boss, you couldn’t pass this one up, no matter how non-hott she is.

2:49 pm January, 24 hermit said...

I’d hit it.

2:49 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this a Fontucky High School Yearbook photo of the “least likely to succeed”?

2:54 pm January, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t really need a skull tattoo to warn me away from that hot steamy mess. I think she just turned me a little gay. Just a little.

3:03 pm January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kelly Prickler?

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^It is indeed possible to turn gay. Canadian fact.

3:09 pm January, 24 Wheezer said...

There’s no way she could turn anyone even a little gay. Look at what’s next to her. You’d have no choice but to go back to being straight.

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Or maybe you’d endlessly oscillate.

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Fuck…..gee, thanks for posting this pic, Boss.

3:12 pm January, 24 Wedgie said...

“Meth, I hear you callin’, but I can’t come home right now,……”

3:15 pm January, 24 Jay Baruchel's Father said...

You bunch of goyem don’t know piss about shit. Jay is a good boy, he takes care of his old bubby and bibby. He never goes near shiksim like these whores. I spit on them

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I demand that this picture of my Jay be taken down immediately before I call my attorneys? Please be warned you will be hearing from Solomon, Braunstein. Lipshitz, Lipshitz, and MacDonald in the near future.

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Only one time did Jay come to me for money. He said, “Dad, can I borrow two thousand bucks?”. I tells him, “A thousand, how about five hundred?”

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Moiche Moses Baruchel, Cantor

Montreal, Quebec

3:18 pm January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ Oy! Son.

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Tip your dancers, I’ll be here al life.

3:18 pm January, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There’s Dancin’ with Mr. Brownstone… but then there is having an unholy threeway with Mr. Brownstone and worshiping at the altar of Mr. Brownsone’s cocc with a little rusty trombone action on the side.

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That Mr. Brownstone is a real muthafuccah.

3:18 pm January, 24 Wheezer said...

On his left “arm”:

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S crote

F ondler

3:21 pm January, 24 Wheezer said...

I’m beginning to think Champagne Katie’s gearing up for a run at the Hall of Hott. She has been making numerous appearances lately, and this is an election year, after all.

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Fapping young lads.

3:32 pm January, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

S kank

F ucker

3:33 pm January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Oh Wheezer, Champagne Katie must get in those halls. She must! Everything goes down easy when she’s around. I would be her Facebook friend, but I know how to read and that’s usually what kills it for me. But yeah, she definitely deserves the Hall.

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This guy looks familiar. Or that place looks familiar. Like I said watching The Planet of the Apes really did a number on my noggin.

3:45 pm January, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

No trailer park in the world would stoop to allow residency for these two scumbarfs.

3:45 pm January, 24 Slappy D. Clown said...

I’d still hit that.

With a brick shaped object.

Made out of brick.

3:49 pm January, 24 Southern Scrotic said...

All I can hope for is that he is wearing a Yankees cap.

3:58 pm January, 24 The Dude said...

The folks who invented Etch-a-Sketch never envisioned these two.

4:07 pm January, 24 Vin Douchal said...

That can’t be any lake in SoCal, the sky’s not brown.

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No siree, that tatt tells us they’s up near Sabastopol, home of medical marijuana farms, steaming piles of left wingers and Hemp clothing stores. Pffft , Fontana, give me a break…

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Here’s Miss Fontana 2012

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Snowbounders

4:17 pm January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Vin, Miss Fontana looks a little mannish in face. But you know if you could post that pic in my comments I would be two for two.

4:18 pm January, 24 The Dude said...

Wretch-A-Sketch.

jesus, britney spears could get pregnant just looking at a picture of this guy.

she has a certain fleeting bleethy sexiness about her, like how the first few seconds after one voids on themselves, its kinda warm. having sex with her would be kinda like that.

twerps.

4:42 pm January, 24 Stephanie said...

You two stupid road signs are ruining a beautiful view of the outdoors.

4:44 pm January, 24 Stephanie said...

She sucks it in…

4:46 pm January, 24 Stephanie said...

There’s 4 posts today,and none of them are entitled One Word Tuesday, I’m having trouble following along with this shit. Come on.

5:34 pm January, 24 Socal Air said...

“sky’s not brown” ^^

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That’s funny. Son.

6:37 pm January, 24 Nostradouchus said...

Katie = officially not good looking anymore.

And nothing like bleach blond hair and shitty tattoos to hide your average looks.

8:17 pm January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

More Mulattos? I’m in!

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8:36 pm January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

What are you in Rev? The video in question was “Not Found”. You do this on purpose don’t you? It’s genius in its idiotic simplicity.

8:36 pm January, 24 Wedgie said...

Rev, your URL’s are still malformed. I hate when that happens.

Please re-post that shit, I love gellatos. But only the vanilla ones.

8:57 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

These two are out standing in their field.

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sorry…

9:29 pm January, 24 Wedgie said...

Hey, I thought this site was called Hot Chicks With Douchebags.

9:36 pm January, 24 bilbodouchebaggins said...

forgive me for this interlude, but can someone explain or provide a link to the genesis of the (hilarious) son/sons meme? thanks.

9:56 pm January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@bilbo, I can’t provide the link but I know the pic it started on featured a boat. That should narrow it down.

12:08 am January, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Damn girl. Talk about some trailer tipping cheezy gordita legs. And a Milwaukee’s Best tummy pooch to match. Total starving Vietnamese infant style, too.

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I’d still drop a load of my baby making napalm all up in her Da Nang jungle and hamburger hills.

2:28 am January, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Volleyball pear.

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Perfect.

5:00 am January, 25 CB Popped said...

^Southern Scrotic, thats an LA blue, not NY Yanks blue cap.

There are 1000’s of other sites to mock the Yanks.

Jorge Posada, farm system, 17 years same club, 7 World Series appearances, 5 rings.

I dont even enjoy following baseball, but few other teams have a players like this.

Save the juvenile NY hate for another site please.

5:01 am January, 25 CB Popped said...

What too soon? 😉

5:03 am January, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

It is necessary to see these pictures from time to time to remind everyone that douchebags and bleeths are not just cartoon characters that exist in some alternative universe, but are living, breathing denizens of the real world. Just like Yogi and Boo-Boo are not what real bears are like, these two serve to remind us that most douce/bleeths couplings in the wild are horrible.

5:55 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nothing some chloroform and a belt sander can’t fix.

7:11 am January, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

More tattered remnants of the Dead Sea Scrawls were found at a beer bottle littered campsite on the southern shore of the slowly dying, landlocked body of water. The researchers who made the find are thrilled at the opportunity to uncover more secrets about the origins of the Old Testament.

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In other news, half the population of Isreal committed suicide today.

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And now, sports.

8:04 am January, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

I laugh. Mostly because they bought me a 4 bedroom house and a 58 Buick. They still live in a one bedroom apartment over a liquor store and can’t afford cable. If I was 23% less of an asshole, I’d feel guilty about that. But I don’t. I rely on the bad judgment and desperate need to rebel of the up-and coming generation. And surely their children will follow suit. Douchery across the generations=job security for me.

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….Does that make me a douchebag? At least, am I an accessory to douchery? Like the bartender at Club Taint who slings drinks to pay his bills, like the girl who works at Express or Buckle hawking thse shitty clothes to get through school….Are we all guilty by association and exacerbation? Are we douche enablers? Discuss, discuss. I’m not having a crisis of conscience or anything, as I’m eying the spiffy new Saiga I’ll be getting shortly, I’m just curious as to the opinions of my fellow ‘baghunters.

8:36 am January, 25 troy tempest said...

@Medusa-

IT is honourable in terms of right working in Buddhist tradition. You are not:

1. dealing in weapons,

2. dealing in living beings (including raising animals for slaughter as well as slave trade and prostitution),

3. working in meat production and butchery,

4. selling intoxicants and poisons, such as alcohol and drugs.

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So as far as the Enlightened one is concerned, you’re golden, baby.

9:51 am January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Medusa

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Which Saiga? The shitty repro AK-47 or the bad ass AK-style shotgun? Shotgun=12 rounds of 12 gauge fun!!!!!!!

2:32 pm January, 25 Hurl Scheibe said...

This picture is like someone splattered diarrhea on Gran Wood’s American Gothic. What a defacement of a national treasure.

5:15 pm January, 25 Stephanie said...

American Meth Gothic is more like it.

7:41 am January, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Douche. Bleeth. Boat anchor. Chain. Lake. Some assembly required.

11:53 am January, 26 Mr. Biggs said...

I see that thing from Creepshowconsumed enough humanity to take on humanoid form and walk the shores.

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