Saturday, January 21, 2012

Comment of the Week: Charles Douchewin

Charles Douchewin provides an exellent deconstruction of the process of librarian hott determination and wins the coveted Comment of the Week:

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Identfications based on singular variable traits can be erronious.

Identifications based on multiple concordant traits, that are consistent with a type, are more reliable.

For example: Alone, each of the Village People could easily be interpreted as a policeman, biker, indian, construction worker, army recruit or cowboy.

However, when they all sing and dance together on stage, I tend not to be confused about their true profession.

Also, appearances can be unreliable indices of character – except, of course, for the Gynochin.

In the case DB1 proposes here, one need only talk to the douche/bleeth in question to see if their responses are consistent with their appearance.

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# posted by douchebag1
12:21 pm January, 21 tall guy said...

Congratulations Charles Douchewin!

12:38 pm January, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

True that. The Village People have smoked more pole than the Kardashians. I always found the construction worker disturbingly arousing. And by arousing I mean I would pummel-poke those three chicks through the fabric of their horrid dresses and bet that guy in the back with the big arms that the Giants win large.

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Nicks

12:39 pm January, 21 The Dude said...

Douchewin is the main reason I believe in devolution. Congrats, Sir Charles!

12:42 pm January, 21 hermit said...

Nice analogy Chuck.

“The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.” And there’s nothing collectively greater than The Village People.

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Those dudes could jam!

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And the cowboy was hott back in the day.

1:16 pm January, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Somehow this has something to do with evolution. All three girls are trying to look perfect. For that moment.

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Meanwhile, an ape of some sort is lurking behind them…

2:02 pm January, 21 Olddog1 said...

Der Heidi, as in Ms. Klum, has stated that ones level of taste can be determined by their choice in wardrobe. Short, shiny and tight being a clear indicator of questionable taste. I dare say that the young lady in the middle has filed that spot to a tee. She would probably even go out with me. A fashion faux pas of the first magnitude.

2:04 pm January, 21 Wedgie said...

You fuccen hatters. I can’t believe you think the Village People were gay. Dickheads.

They weren’t really, were they?

Not really.

“Sob”

2:05 pm January, 21 Wedgie said...

Note to Rev:

That guy with the big arms just double fist-pummeled Eli. So now you’ll know why he’s a walking a little gingerly tomorrow.

Ass-limpet.

2:25 pm January, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This picture is great. A+ dick move right there.

2:37 pm January, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

The real tragedy is that Fusbol table is going unutiluzed. Less picture taking more game playing is what I always say.

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Nice work Charles D.

2:45 pm January, 21 Charles Douchewin said...

Thanks all!

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My real prize may be the laugh I just got from the Rev’s line about the Kardashians.

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Freak show Kardashians.

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As for identifying fakers co-opting signals, remember the old addage about poker: If after you’ve played a few hands you still can’t identify the worst player at the table – then the worst player is you.

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Don’t let the douchadox dull your senses.

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@ Wedgie, the village people were no more or less gay than the men from Bonanza. It’s true, I heard Michael Landon say so to Johnny Carson.

2:55 pm January, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Nancy

Good call on the Foosball table, loves me some foosball on an original “Hurricane” table.

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Spinning’s for pussies

2:56 pm January, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Right on Charles D, And it really is fun to stay at the YMCA.

3:17 pm January, 21 hermit said...

Bonanza was awesome. If you watched the program regularly you’ll notice that the Cartwrights killed someone in a shootout every episode!

Within a few minutes of riddling another human being with .45 rounds and leaving his lifeless bleeding body lying on the dusty ground of.The Ponderosa, they would have Hop Sing fix a fine meal and all sit around the dinner table in high spirits.

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Other was always justified , and yes, they were gay.

3:18 pm January, 21 hermit said...

“it” was always justified.

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Stupid smart phone

3:23 pm January, 21 hermit said...

Little Joe peed in a Hoss once.

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Cowpokes

3:40 pm January, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those Bonanza dudes weren’t gay, they drank a lot after dinner which was never shown and had courtisans from the chinese railroad crew visit regularly before retiring to separate quarters.

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Now Lorne Greene was a beloved heterosexual newsman turned actor from Canada. And you all know that there are no gays in Canada cause I cannot tolerate fags. Michael Landon was a Jew who’s mother used to hang his pissy sheets out the window to shame him due to her anger at being a lower working-class Jewess while Michael was excelling in track and field. Parnell Roberts was a well known ladies man and glad-handing Hollywood whore. Dan Blocker was a gay as a San Franscisco quarterback.

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The Johnny Carson clip was excellent. I miss Johnny followed by Letterman and then off for last call at the bars. Fucking youth haunting me for the rest of my short and thrilling misguided life.

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Lorne Greene’s New Wilderness

5:07 pm January, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m waiting for an all lesbian village people tribute band.

5:40 pm January, 21 The Dude said...

WTFCA

4:05 am January, 22 tall guy said...

I’m glad for the default Gynochin non-inclusion into the appearances can be deceiving standard. We have standards. We have Dreuche. We have sponsors. Kroeger has bourbon. We are fully loaded.

5:58 am January, 22 Nostradouchus said...

Boobs

8:07 am January, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, here here! If we don’t stand for something we will fall for anything. That is why I am pro waffle and anti pancake. I’m carbo loading for the game. Take that ticking starch bomb.

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@Et Tu, I concur, spinning is for pussies. Yes, yes it is.

9:49 am January, 22 DarkSock said...

@ Wedgie 2:04 pm –
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It’s OK dude…Queen was my first favorite rock band. discovered them at age 10. It wasn’t until High School that I first heard an interview with Freddie Mercury speaking. Suddenly the group’s name made sense…well fuck it they still rock better than they ever would have with some straight lead singer.
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Likewise, I was in my early 30’s when I realized that nobody in the Doobie Brothers had that last name or were related to one another.
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Then there was my revelation about Udo Dirkschneider, lead singer of Accept, after actually listening to some of their lyrics, such as Love Child from Balls to the Walls, whose cover art shoulda tipped me off:
kjl
Don’t know what I am
A woman or a man
Many troubles behind me
I’m doing all I can
But I’m what I am
Leave me alone – don’t mistreat me
Feeling the power of lust when the guy’s passing by”

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And of course there’s Pete Townsend’s 80’s hit Rough Boys:
Rough boys
Don’t walk away
I wanna buy you leather
Make noise
Try and talk me away
We can’t be seen together…
Rough boys
Don’t walk away
I very nearly missed you
Tough boys
Come over here
I wanna bite and kiss you”

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There’s a hidden message in there…I just know it…
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Well fuggit; them gay boys can sho-nuff rock.
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I don’t even wanna talk about Judas Priest…
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Ass Bent for Leathers

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