Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Draft Street Joins Up With HCwDB

We interrupt your regularly scheduled douche mocking to ask the following:

Fan of HCwDB?

Fan of sports?

Then lets hump those two loves together into one glorious pear-worthy package of orgiastic boobie hottie suckle thigh (thus the Pear pic).

Yes HCwDB and your humble narrator have gotten a sponsor for 2012. And this post is in support of that sponsor: Draft Street.

I don’t often take on partnerships on the site, but these guys are legit, they love supporting weird blogs like mine, and are long time readers of HCwDB. Draft Street also sponsors Bar Stool Sports, home of many ladies that have graced these pixels. They’re psyched for the HCwDB community to check them out and give them a shot.

That’s where you come in. Oi! Don’t scroll down. Pay attention.

So what is Draft Street? It’s totally free to play (all you need is an email account). You draft a team. You can even win $$$ if you know your sports. Or, more likely, just get lucky.

Got that? Free to play. Not only that, but by checking ’em out and giving it a spin, you support HCwDB as well, and keep this here site going in 2012. So there’s that, too.

Oi! Don’t ignore this post. Yeah you. Check ’em out.

Then, as a bonus, email me that you signed up, and I’ll send you back not one but TWO copies of 2011 Best Golden Globes winner Tiny Dancer Maria in luscious, previously unseen, hard-R rated Ass Pear poses.

I’m serious. They’s awesome. That’s free, private, A-quality Pear just for giving Draft Street a shot.

Is it pathetic that I’m pimping out Ass Pear Pics to get you to sign up for Draft Street? Perhaps. But I stand by these guys, and have already played the game and know it’s fun.

Bring it. Prove the HCwDB community can show up and represent.

EDIT: I should mention that Draftstreet’s special HCwDB contest is giving away $200! For free! So I’d play if I were you.

# posted by douchebag1
2:05 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

Any friend of Bar Stool Sports is a friend of mine.

2:14 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

As enticing as those hardcore pics of Tiny Dancer Maria pics sound I think I’ll pass on this particular offer. Thank you though.

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DB1finallyfullysoledout.com

2:18 pm January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Fantasy basketball? Geddafuckouttahere. Try again during baseball season and I’ll be all over it.

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On a related note, 12,987,763.456.098,743.50 of my sperm that died a horrible death by tissue would like to thank Kristen from Iona for their demise

2:26 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

Correction: DB1FinallySouledOut.Com

2:42 pm January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

@ Db1

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Honestly though, does it help with anything important for you or this website? I mean I’m a team player, I’ll fall on the sword for ya and sign up.

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You just need to check out if this year’s baseball season is running all the way past January of 2013 for me because that’s quite a commitment .

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From Draftstreet.com: MLB leagues will be back on DraftStreet at the start of the 2012-2013 Season!

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2:44 pm January, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

With my #1 pick, I’m taking Bicycle Pear. And by take I mean…ummm…you know what I mean…

2:53 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Me is in if it helps the cause. I need more fucking emails not from skateboard companies trying to get me to sell their shit and shit.

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And by me, I mean Dark Sock. Neposans

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Son

2:53 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How do I sign up?

2:55 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Vin, fuck to the yeah. Fear the fro.

2:59 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Will this make me a whore like Tawny Kitaen? Cause I really don’t fucking care now that I have mastered the art of pan frying Canada AAA Striploins cast iron drunk-style stoned because it is so fucking cold I can’t use the grill.

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Did ya notice how I didn’t capitalize grill. Barbeque. ( respect)

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Boaters

3:09 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I did my duty as DB1 prescribed. And by prescribed I mean I picked some random basketball dudes, some were black go figure, I loves me the Mulattos. I really don’t know what I just did but I dids it anyway cause I is stoned and hungry for some black homo lovin.

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Bisexuals

3:15 pm January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss

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I’m with Vin on this one. Gives me the fantasy baseball and I’m all over that sheeyat. Hell, we could start a league if anyone else around here is interested. What’s one more distraction for me? Basketball = no interest. But if it helps the cause, I’ll pick some random fools and try to get last place overall on purpose.

3:18 pm January, 17 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d like to draft Little Miss Pink Bicycle gal into the Mr. Happy Muff-Diving League.

3:19 pm January, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jesus H. Xenu, DB1, you crafty huckster. Congrats on the new partner, and I hope you get oodles of ca$h for your hard work.

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Now I’m in a quandary. I hate signing up for shit and I luv Tiny Dancer suckle flesh.

3:32 pm January, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I did as instructed, happy follower that I am. It was confusing and I know nothing about basketball, and I exceeded my cap 150 times before replacing some scorers with bench barnacles.

3:34 pm January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m just pissed I couldn’t name my team The Dribbling Seamen.

3:44 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

^How about “Sack Lunch” Doc?

3:45 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m waiting for my Champagne Katie porn. It must be in printable form so I can put it over Mrs. Kroegers passed out bloated old body before I bang her.

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Do your duty Nancy and join up! This website hasn’t charged for anything except the three copies of DB1’s hardcover that were sold in the bargain bin. And a few gratuitous Amazon placements. Yo.

3:48 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

Ok, I just joined. But I gave ’em Sock’s info.

Plagos.

3:58 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad, if I com

4:02 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad, sorry I just passed out typing the word “come”. Anywho, I come here everyday I don’t need to sign up for shit.

4:14 pm January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Can we start a Fantasy NBA Cheerleader League?

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Player qualities creating points :

– Gash Exposed During High Leg Kick

– One Hand Lift w/ Spread Legs Thumb Slip Up Vagina

– NIpple Pokies

– Playboy/Penthouse/Girlfriend Revenge.com appearances

– Head Cracking Bad Flip Landings

– Lawsuit against “The Dirty.com”

– Cockblocking a Big Shot ( such as Jeff Reed, Jason Giambi, Matt Kemp) w/ Extra Points for Painful BlueBalls

– Appearing in Photo w/ Douchebag at Vegas Pool/L.A. Night Club/Florida Beach

4:18 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

^-Blowing Rap Stars

4:19 pm January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

While all of you are drooling all over yourselves over the pear you have lost site of just how dangerous it is to ride a bike shoeless and without a helmet. And by that I mean I’d love to ejaculate all over MissPinkBikePear’s buttocks.

5:41 pm January, 17 douchebag1 said...

First round of Pear is sent out. As to Draft Street, it seems like a lot at first, but it’s a really basic way for Sports fans to play random short or long term fantasy bets with other fans, and win $$$. For those playing, keep me posted on how the game turned out.

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– db1

6:00 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DB1, I’m gonna wait till Baseball season to sign up. (Capitalized for respect.). I don’t usually follow sports, but if I do I follow the Thinking Man’s game.

6:01 pm January, 17 Guid is Good said...

If I sign up can I swap places with that Pear’s bicycle seat?

6:36 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

I need to see her I.D. before I get all lathered up over her. ‘Cuz that girl could be about 15; I see ’em all the time here at the beach. Scary, ain’t it?

She could be Nancy’s daughter, if Nancy was (a) actually female and (b) able to bear the Rev’s children.

6:54 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Wedgie, if I was a total whore in my younger days she could be my daughter, but I was a total nerd. And gross on bearing RevChads kids. No offense to Mrs. RevChad, someone had to take the hit. And for that, I thank her.

7:17 pm January, 17 ehcuodouche said...

We should occupy draft street. No longer should the 1% hoard the pear.

8:28 pm January, 17 fatness said...

I need to be that bicycle seat.

8:31 pm January, 17 DarkSock said...

I’ll do it.

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I don’t know WTF it is, but I’m in.

11:27 pm January, 17 DarkSock said...

Bicycle Buttocks has my yogurt pump firin’ high noon.

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There. I said it.

12:29 am January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Uh huh. I visited their site for about 5 seconds, so they got a tick from my IP address linked from here.

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I did my part, and now I’m never visiting that site again.

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Because it’s retarded, and so is your face.

12:30 am January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Retard face.

3:34 am January, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

But I’m just a doughy hatter neckbeard that lives in my mom’s basement, firing my cheese cannon across my hoarder’s mattress of Little Caesar’s boxes and Magic cards to all the unachievable pear that gets posted here. How could I possibly know anything about sports?

4:56 am January, 18 tall guy said...

I endorse the endorsement. And Dreuche, stop hating on the endorsement. This stuff we read her and ogle over every day don’t happen without somebody making an effort, spending their time and using their money.

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Anyway, it’s late at night here. I’ve had a mother of a day working. I slept early and have just woken and eaten a Vegemite sandwich (capitalised for respect). I am going for an early surf tomorrow and sometime during the day I will join or do whatever is required to use this new sponsor’s product. Also, Dreuche, I’ll be your sponsor if you want. We’ll get to work immediately mainly because I believe you would work well under me.

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mygameisgooddotcom

5:26 am January, 18 Ted Brogan said...

I have no clue what the words around that pic say.

7:03 am January, 18 JustDan said...

I’d do it, if it were, you know, free?

See what you can do on that would ya DB1?

7:12 am January, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Was this picture what Queen was singing about?

7:20 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, I get it, you gotta spend money to make money. And by work under you, are you offering me a job or sex? When I get my mygameisgod.com up and running I’ll give you a holla.

12:10 pm January, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

BVG @ 3:34 said what I was thinking. Well, sort of. I could type something similar, but mine would not even be that funny.

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So here are my draft picks for Team Gorgon SportsBall(tm)!

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Wife Beater–Defensive end

Crack Smoker–End Tackle

Repeat Felon–Tight End

Ghetto Trash–Designated Hitter

ForeignDude WhoCan’tSpeakEnglish–First Base

Loudmouth Showoff–Center

Serial Rapist–Quarterback

Should Retire–Starting Forward

Aggravated Battery–Right Fielder

Relapsed Alcoholic–Goalie

12:15 pm January, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

Second String: Steroid Beast, Closet Homosexual, Degenerate Gambler, Temper Tantrum and Failed Olympian.

1:25 pm January, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

^ oh mercy, that’s much funnier than what I was thinking.

1:30 pm January, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

*blushes*^

11:35 pm January, 19 Legedu said...

I have had this website in my Favs for probably 3 years. I am deleting it today because of this. DB1, you have sold your soul.

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