Friday, January 20, 2012

Draft Street's Free HCwDB NBA Game is Tonight

If ya missed the posts from earlier this week, the guys at Draft Street, a fantasy sports league with lots of games you can play to win money, are throwing us a FREE NBA draft contest tonight, and you could win cash!

Champagne Katie is in. She even brought Rareass Blue Cup to the party.

Draft Street are also helping to support HCwDB in 2012, so your humble narrator can buy Night Train and Twinkies (while Hostess remains in business), as well as keep the lights on around here.

All you need to sign up is an email account.

And for all those playing tonight, please stop fapping to the Tiny Dancer Maria Pear Pics I sent. Although they are eminent boobie hottie suckle thighage.

Winner’s’ll of the game be announed on the site over the weekend.

# posted by douchebag1
9:41 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m signed up and will try how to do whatever we are suppose to do to bet if I have time. But I’s gotsta go and serve up the meatballs at the m.s. Society Italian Night fundraiser at the Legion (repect) tonight.

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And I don’t have MS but my friend the police chief’s wife does and I need all the po-po friends I can get. But my wife does have all these postules around her nether regions. And by nether I mean you have to dig through the folds of sweaty fat mess.

9:44 am January, 20 The Dude said...

*thinking of Tiny Dancer Maria instead*

10:00 am January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m thinking of a Tiny Dancer and Champagne Katie sandwich. Cuz that is how I roll.

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10:11 am January, 20 Maximus Douchius Meridius said...

As much as I love this site…..stop with the fucking Draft Street reminders…..we have all seen/read them numerous times already. Back to the bag hunting and hottie poking.

10:21 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

He who spoons out smack early shovels crow later.

Revos.

10:52 am January, 20 The Dude said...

To clarify my earlier comment I meant …instead of RevChad’s wife’s nether northers. Of course, I am signed up as BigGameLames, and I look forward to a hearty reward for my well-researched, Kobe-infused Fantasy.

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Now, back to TDM

10:53 am January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Well I’ve always thought of Champagne Katie as a close personal friend so whatever shes doing I’m in! I will see you on the courts players!

10:55 am January, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I’m having visions of Champagne Katie kneeing me in the groin and then spitting on my curled up body as I writhe around in the gutter in absolute agony.

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It’s okay. I would deserve it. You can only hide in the bushes outside someone’s bedroom window wearing only a pocket vagina for so long without getting caught.

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Just ask Medusa. The Illinois sexual predator registration requirements are a bitch. And I’m not even a resident.

11:02 am January, 20 The Dude said...

CKwTDM: the dream is alive!

11:13 am January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

I am more amped than the time I found a stray bandaid in my coin purse! What does one wear to these events? My authentic Pete Rose jersey is at the cleaners.

11:14 am January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

My strategy of blindly picking the 4 highest and 4 lowest paid players in the draft is fool proof. In years to come, you will hear coaches say the are doing a “McCrude Analysis” prior to draft day. When they say this, you will know they mean fuccing business.

11:20 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

I wonder if C.K. regrets her initial nastiness to our crew. You know, Katie, we are a forgiving bunch. You might make the Hall of Hottie, there is certainly a quorum of hunters rooting for you. And you know what I mean by “rooting”.

Send us some more pics. The less clothing, the better. I will lobby for your nomination. I swear.

No, really. I mean it this time.

Honest.

11:20 am January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nance, I’m wearing what I always wear. Platform go-go boots, ladies g-string, nipple pasties, and a gold lamé top hat.

11:44 am January, 20 hermit said...

Champagne Katie’s jorts should be removed and placed in a pot of boiling spring water. There they would steep for a full twenty minutes, stirred occasionally, and the resulting brew poured into tea cups. Add a dollop of Nyquil® and some fresh-squeezed lemon and you’d have a cure for bronchitis, the common cold, yellow fever and whooping cough .

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and a boner.

12:01 pm January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Hermit, how much of the cure has to do with the boiling concoction, and how much with the side effect that Champagn Katie has been pantsed?

12:03 pm January, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have no idea what the NBA or Fantasy Sports are. And by that I mean I would like to deposit an ample amount of ejaculate on Katie’s feet whilst she is wearing those shoes.

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Blue Waffles

12:04 pm January, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BTW, just picked up a bottle of Masterson’s Rye for this evening’s snow watch. I intend on being in no shape to shovel tomorrow.

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Boozewells

12:06 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Did you see the video from New Orleans of the passed out LSU fan getting pranked by a bunch of Alabama fans . One dude decided to tea bag him then sat on his face , junk first.

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In a case of douchebag justice, Man charged in wake of post-BCS video . What an asshole

12:22 pm January, 20 Jeff said...

Holla Hoopsters! It’s about to get all Hoosiers up in here and if we’re lucky Teen Wolf. This combines my two loves, Champagne Katie and B-Ball son! I just double dribbled in my pants.

12:25 pm January, 20 Jeff said...

@Nancy, One on one, do you wanna play that game tonight?

12:26 pm January, 20 Nancy said...

@Jeff, you are the biggest idiot here. And that is saying something. So yeah, looks like its just you and me tonight.

1:25 pm January, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I thought Nancy and Jeff were one in the same ???

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Conspiracy Theorist

1:49 pm January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@MPI, great work considering I told you all that when Medusa made fun of me for it. Oh wait, you’ve been in Bulgaria so you probably missed it. My revelation rocked this place to its core apparently. Sometimes I post as Jeff when I get bored. See if people actually believe he’s a dude. You know, kinda how you do with Stephanie. “She”s been getting pretty convincing the last couple of posts.

3:52 pm January, 20 The Dude said...

Derrick Rose is out. Glad I keep checking the HCwDB threads 15x/day!

5:22 pm January, 20 The Dude said...

Who the fucc is Notorious? He’s got the jackrabbit start on this. I start slow, finish bleak.

5:23 pm January, 20 Nostradouchus said...

The cup is definitely rare. Katie is definitely not.

5:25 pm January, 20 The Dude said...

I should start doing better, now that my fantasy guy, Kobe [*shudder*] is playing.

5:38 pm January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I thought I had Kobe? Traitorous bastage.

5:52 pm January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Let it be known that Scalabrine is the least paid player for a reason. Leaky bucket of suck.

7:45 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

I had Chris Paul but read in the paper that he’s not playing tonight,…so I took the ass raping smarmy Kobe. And, I’m in last place right out of the shoot because of my west coast lineup

7:59 pm January, 20 Wedgie said...

^Vin, at least his soon-to-be-ex-wife stole $75 mil and three houses from him. I can’t figure out why some of these guys get married. Do you know how many fine-ass European escorts you can buy with that kind of scratch? At least eight. And only one of them would have a dick.

8:06 pm January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

^@wedgie, Derek Jeter has it figured out….no bleeth to split his fortune with.

8:44 pm January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

I just made a pretty sick free throw from the thirty yard line. I hope you dudes caught that. Now if you’ll excuse me, me and my fantasy team are gonna hit the fantasy showers. I hope Pippen remembered to bring the soap this time. Great game gentlemen, adieu.

12:03 am January, 21 The Dude said...

Nancy, you go girl! Go get all soapy with those fantasy playas.

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Kevin Love hit a beautiful shot to beat the Clippies. Dang – it was like an opera dagger, or is Kevin Love just a Minnesota Douchebag? Prolly not, he plays beach volleyball.

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Good three there.

6:12 am January, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I was almost mesmerized by the seductive image of Champagne Katie, until I remembered what a vapid, mindless, vituperative dullard she is. In a uni-dimensional world she would be a star. In real world stark reality she remains a vapid, mindless, vituperative dullard….with a litigious bent. Amazing that she has not enrolled in law school, since the 1990’s requirement of x-% entrants must be wimmin. Bar exam be damned, dolts like her (men and women) easily find their way into the once-hallowed halls these days. Anyway she still looks hot. Sue me, Katie.

2:07 pm January, 21 Wedgie said...

^Don’t wave a red flag at the bull, Chris.

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