Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Draft Street's HCwDB Contest is Friday

If you didn’t catch yesterday’s post, HCwDB has a new sponsor, Draft Street, helping to keep the mock going in 2012.

On Friday, Draft Street is holding a FREE NBA Fantasy League one-day face-off. Just for us. It starts Friday at 7pm, and by the end of Friday, we’ll know which ‘bag hunter won $200.

Are you in? Win some cash, learn about a new site, and help support HCwDB in 2012.

CokeGuy is not invited.

# posted by douchebag1
11:29 am January, 18 FredN. said...

I’m innit to win it (it being the 2 pics of TDM ass pear).

11:34 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I am in. I have been berating my players and have informed them that they, and everyone they have ever met, will be hunted by Salvadoran Death Squads for sport if they fail to put in a stellar performance.

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Since you can’t be all stick, I have incentivized them with a prosecution free weekend of NBA-style felony mayhem in the city of their choice if we win. Kobe Bryant is my team captain, and you should have seen his eyes light up when I told him.

11:43 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Okay, I’ve got my team of misfits, castoffs and anvil heads. 70 bucks, here I come

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How do you see who else is playing in our league?

11:45 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, good question. I couldn’t tell who else was in, make up a name for my team, or other fun stuff. I looked everywhere, but all the flashing and blinking gave me epilepsy and I died. I’m feeling better now though.

11:50 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

If I did it my heart wouldn’t be in it and I don’t play well then. Good luck to all y’all. Bring home the gold or whatever it is when you win one of these things. And remember, first one may be free but after that you’re gonna have to pay to play. That’s how I get ya. Er I mean they get ya.

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Coke guy blows. Heh.

11:59 am January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

For the luv of fucc, Dreuche, I dunno shit about basketball (in fact I hate the NBA) and the site is harder to navigate than a Tokyo back alley. Help DB1 out for the work he puts in here. Or don’t. But if you don’t, at least have the good sense not to talk about it. If you win, you can put the $200 toward an ultrasonic vibrating dildo. Take that puppy home with you, and your whole outlook will improve.

12:01 pm January, 18 FredN. said...

Agree w/ Dude Mc. Sign up for goodness sake or mums the word.

12:03 pm January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

No one else notice the upskirt on the caramel skinned beauty at the bar? I thought not. Ya’ll better dig through your mom’s basements and find your A games.

12:04 pm January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is caramel skin OK with you, FredN? I don’t keep up international list of approved terminology.

12:13 pm January, 18 FredN. said...

Caramel is OK unless you are pronouncing it CARE-UH-MEL and then you are on thin ice, buddy.

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Thin freaking ice.

12:13 pm January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, man I hate when you’re right. I’m signing up right now. Gah, this is why I never get invited anywhere.

12:23 pm January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

I didn’t see LeBron James in there. Are there hatters running that place?

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I’m doing this to get familiar with the website so I can kick high holy ass in there come baseball season.

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I am reluctant to give them too much credence at Draftstreet as they can’t even get the basics of MLB scheduling down stating the season runs 2012-2013.

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Even Bud Selig could spot that little misprint

12:24 pm January, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Though I heartily welcome DB1’s new sponsor, sadly my jaded, suspicious, 20 years of investigating scammers, self can’t quite give up my real name and date of birth to some unknown website. But I encourage all of you to join it and win one for the team. Can I win with my alter ego Marc Mueller ?

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http://inmatesearch.dupagesheriff.org/new_inmate_details.asp?txtInmateNum=200408&txtInmateID=0LJLFBQ000DUP30U

12:29 pm January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@MPI, only if your nickname is Slam Dunkey Douche.

12:39 pm January, 18 Mr. White said...

These girls are cute enough to be sales staff at an upscale home furnishings store. I mean that mostly as a compliment.

12:40 pm January, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@FredN: agreed. If you put the emphasis an every single syllable, you ought to be shot in the nads. But not for PC reasons.

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@Dreuche: well done. Now prepare to see more balls screaming toward your face than you have seen since last new year’s eve.

12:55 pm January, 18 Anonymous said...

LeBron isn’t playing Friday Night.

1:03 pm January, 18 Wedgie said...

Jeez, you don’t have to give ’em your real info. I said I was Newt Gingrich, and my e-mail address is justfuccenblowme.com

Someone else already had dibs on being that big fat liar political radio guy. Rush something-or-other.

1:24 pm January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a douchebag big on the preening

Thought scrotiness gave his life meaning

Chance pose with hot chick

Display’s he is a dick

Hey fuckface, just get my dry cleaning

1:26 pm January, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m with Dude McC on this one. I despise the fuccen NBA (No Brained Assholes) but I signed up. If Boss needs support, then he’ll get it from me. Shit, I picked guys who I thought had funny names. No one else better take my strategy. It’s gar-on-teed gold baby!

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@ Vin

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We may need a new team manager for a Yahoo keeper league that I’m in. We usually have at least one guy drop out a year. If we do, would you be at all interested? Or should we have our own HCwDB Yahoo league? I’d kill my own grandmother to win baseball leagues. Which explains why she’s dead.

1:36 pm January, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I signed up for the free nooky. And by nooky I mean Tiny Dancer Maria.

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Yes, I can be bought. But oddly enough only with promises of soft core pornography and shots of Shasta Pineapple-Orange Soda. Boss, you bring the lornos, I’ll bring the two-liters.

1:38 pm January, 18 The Dude said...

I’ve never had a Fantasy with Kobe Bryant in it. First time for everything, I guess. *shudder*

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I’m BigGameLames

1:39 pm January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

@ Doc

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I have zero experience in this sort of thing. May not be a good idea having me involved as anything other than another sucker losing his money to the dudes that run away with these contests

1:51 pm January, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Vin

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No money involved. It’s all just for shits and giggles. We have it set up rotisserie-style with a few categories that you wouldn’t find in a regular 5×5 league. We usually have a deadline of sometime around the Stoopid Bowl to send in our keepers. I’ll let you know just in case.

3:12 pm January, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Things go worse with Coke.

4:26 pm January, 18 Nostradouchus said...

Nothing wrong with this. I bedazzle my wrist wear all the time.

4:26 pm January, 18 Nostradouchus said...

And chick on the left has some upper arm problems.

8:00 pm January, 18 Steve said...

Is that Donkey Douche wearing the womens “Coke” t-shirt?

8:24 pm January, 18 Stephanie said...

C is for cock sucking

O is for oral

K is for kinky

E is for excrete

7:18 am January, 19 FredN. said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you DB1 for the TDM pics waiting for me in my [spam] mailbox this morning. Now I have plans for lunchtime.

11:24 am January, 19 Douchble Helix said...

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

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Judge not, lest ye be judged.

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Gots to keep the mock going.

1:25 pm January, 19 Manny 'Bagquiao said...

If I’m not mistaken, that’s former HCwDB Weekly winner Harvey Pudwack. DB1, this pic should be retitled, “Harvey Pudwack and the Kingdom of the Crystal Affliction Skull-tat”

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/11/hcwdb-of-the-week-harvey-pudwack-and-the-gaggle-of-eurohotts/

8:02 pm January, 19 UFO Destroyers said...

I thought it was Lame Cook. Seems that he would try for the lameass ironic shirt.

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Boss, I signed up and took all the guys that actually graduated college. Real colleges. Like Cleveland State and Ball So Hard U. and Duke. Should be an exciting evening sitting by the glowing plasma, listening for my seven year old have the weekly meltdown, causing the Gingers and Jacks do the talking through the back of my hand. Not that I beat my kid; just my wife for letting the kid keep screaming.

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