Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Esoteric Wednesday

Because sometimes you say plate, and sometimes you say shrimp, and sometimes you say plate of shrimp.

# posted by douchebag1
12:14 pm January, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Their father Jong Jackson is just off camera counting their money and ready to beat them senseless if they slip up.

12:19 pm January, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn you MPI. Well done and way less lascist than the way I was gonna play it.

12:29 pm January, 4 jonezy said...

I thought it was a generally accepted rule that native Japanese are exempt from douchebag hunting based on the sheer what-the-fuckedness of all things in their culture?

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And in conclusion….

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Mr. Sparkle!

12:31 pm January, 4 skrag2112 said...

When the Japanese discovered the Osmonds, it was a dark day for both our cultures.

1:00 pm January, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“The Charlie 5?”

1:00 pm January, 4 hermit said...

I viewed this video twice, as a spotted jackal returns to its own vomit.

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Or, if you will, as a black-footed ferret urinates on a prospective mate, pre-coitus.

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Hello

1:01 pm January, 4 Wedgie said...

Those NAMBLA guys have a great sense of humor.

1:10 pm January, 4 Flounder said...

I’m confused are these ‘Bags or ‘Baguttes?

1:12 pm January, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Magnum Douche P.I.@ 12:14PM FTW!!!!!!,

1:20 pm January, 4 Baron Von Goolo said...

1:20 pm January, 4 Baron Von Goolo said...

…fucking wordpress…

1:38 pm January, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Thank God the boss included sub titles or I wouldn’t know what the hell they were singing about. “Ning Jong Hing Eeee Jo” at :44. Heh heh heh. Classic.

1:39 pm January, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

BVG’s first post @ 1:20 FTW!

2:03 pm January, 4 troy tempest said...

Meh – this is better:

A lovely Korean woman singing and a drummer who is somewhere between Herve Villachaize, Animal, and Kieth Moon all hoped up on crank and Xanax.

2:03 pm January, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow. Just wow. I thought the first version of the Plastic Ono Band was better than this. Hold on, worse than this. Aww, fucck. Now I’m too confoosed. Where’s the fuccen Agent Orange when you need it?

2:11 pm January, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She decided to re-record it later and it came out like this:

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2:14 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

General MacArthur was a widely misunderstood man. And by misunderstood man I mean, “But I want you to know that when I cross the river, my last conscious thought will be of the Corps, and the Corps, and the Corps. Son.”

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Militants

2:17 pm January, 4 Hurl Scheibe said...

I rike Jaksurn Fiver bery bery mash!!

2:21 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kung Pow Shrimps

2:21 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

General Tao’s Frickens

2:22 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moo Goo Gay Pans

2:23 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Singapore Limp Noodles

2:23 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Remptations

2:26 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just don’t like people that eat Golden Retreivers. If that is wrong don’t call me late for dinner.

3:24 pm January, 4 soy bomb said...

This….

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…is awesome.

7:54 pm January, 4 DarkSock said...

HORRYWOOOOOOO!!!!!

10:19 pm January, 4 Stephanie said...

Guess the band name:

The Ching Chongs

The Disco Yellow 5

The Hong Dongs

Zyzz’s Was Here

10:35 pm January, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH Holy shit, that Kim Jong Il could sing like an angel when he was little. I see now the sunglasses were for sentimental value.

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Too soon?

4:59 am January, 5 Champagne Katie's Rectal Polyp said...

This is the new boy band from Shanghai – The Pickle Slits….just signed with Tuffem Up records.

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