Monday, January 16, 2012

EuroTimmy Celebrates the HCwDB of the Week

EuroTimmy sees Justin Bieber as a trailblazing crusader for pre-pubescent HCwDB rights. Sort of the Rosa Parks of the testosterone-challenged.

Eastern European Leyona say no thank you for Appletini offer and to please stop ask.

# posted by douchebag1
9:23 am January, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This pic is re-awakening some of the babysitter fantasies i had way back in my youth. Though I never had a babysitter that looked like that. And I never wore a gay purple coat and tweezed my eyebrows like a woman.

9:34 am January, 16 DarkSock said...

He Just Hugs Bitches and Cums

9:37 am January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Please Mister, help me. I was just messin’ around on Craiglist, I didn’t mean it, really!” *sobbing* “I don’t want the sexy fucc-and-suck, and I don’t have $3,000!!”

9:50 am January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She’s giving Albanian Eye of Cash Transaction

9:53 am January, 16 Wedgie said...

On a more positive note, she can convert any denomination, of any currency, into Euro’s. In her head, within 5.2 seconds.

Albanian Eye of Cash Transactions, indeed.

10:05 am January, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

Layona stumped the panel on Vlad Putin’s favorite Russian reality show two weeks ago, “Guess How Many Abortions I’ve Had?” as the newest little dictator couldn’t guess that Layona had yet to have her first uterine scraping, as she prefers it strictly in the ass.

10:06 am January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

I’m not sure that EuroTimmy isn’t EuroTina

10:10 am January, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

EuroTimmy has the Eye of Prostrate Exam.

10:11 am January, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

^Prostate^

ooof

10:13 am January, 16 wonderdouche twin said...

You got it Sonny!

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Timmy has that two or three finger question look on his face.

10:22 am January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

In this week’s ABC After School Special, Euro-Timmy learns about pegging, and that Russian pimps consider jokes posted to their bulletin boards to be Binding Contracts.

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Roger Ebert gives it two thumbs up, “..it’s like a modern day Risky Business, without the hilarity, and 10 times as many graphic descriptions castration…”

10:36 am January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Eastern European Leyona looks like she ate bad Rosolje

10:40 am January, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I muz poz wiz little Timmy pecker stain or vil be sent back to yak show in Kiev.

Bourgeois Bag

11:49 am January, 16 hermit said...

The little confidence Timmy has will be shattered later that night as he stands trembling in front of €astern €uropean Leyona.

She’ll order him to strip naked while she strikes him lightly with a riding crop. Leyona will be unable to stifle her laughter as his smooth, veinless, adolescent penis, though untouched, squirts a few pathetic drops of juvenile seminal liquid harmlessly on the floor.

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Darksock 9:34 ftw

12:56 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The name’s Chance. Chance Isuckoff.

1:38 pm January, 16 tall guy said...

Leyona Lugosi looks mean.

2:35 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Hermit

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Premature emasculation.

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Seminal dystrophy.

2:39 pm January, 16 troy tempest said...

Leyona says:

Dees boy, he no probelem. Weak. He jerk off with vacuum cleaner. He fuck chickens with hees liddle pe pe. I kip him so he lick my asshole clean – he better dan douche. He supar douche! Wid leedle tongue! In return? I let him hug me first. Then he lick asshole clean. Then I send him home.

3:44 pm January, 16 Lance Bass said...

That guy’s really gay.

5:36 pm January, 16 Nostradouchus said...

He plucks his eyebrows and wears scarves that way….ghey?

5:41 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Why is this pic even up? This guy is gayer than Lady GaGa’s stylist and Madonna’s stylist blowing three other stylists.

8:16 pm January, 16 Stephanie said...

He JUST learned which side of sexuality he’s on.

8:45 am January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You’re all wrong. Leyona here is his pimp. She’s sizing up the crowd in Greece right now before the Euro really goes down the shitter. Timmy’s face reveals he’s about to turn his first trick and it is with Fat Stavros. Stavros went to Phuket a few weeks ago and he came back mighty pissed about all of the mixed drinks he had. Opah!

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